So this morning, I found my dog playing with this.....
Poor bastard wasn't even dead... yet. Omg so I'm trying to get my dog inside the house, cuz I'm sure we all know, pigons are full of crazy diseases. Finally he goes in the house, and I'm freakin out... This poor bird is just lookin up at me with its lil eye. doesn't move, so I figured, hey, this bird is probably paralized.
So I call my friend in a slight panic. And u aren't gonna believe what she told me to do. She wanted me to kill it. Like I could just do that. Yeah sure hang on lemme just chop off it's head or something! Yeah right! I'm a total wuss when it comes to that stuff!! Yeah I admitted it, so? SO?! lol
So I was lookin for a shovel to at least move the bird so I can let my dog in and out so he doesn't piss or shit in the house. I couldn't find a shovel anywhere in this freaking house.
I managed to poke it with a rake, it hoped a lil but didnt move its wings... huh???
Broken wings? That was the next thought, I know I'm retarded.
I finally got up the nerve to go inside and get a trash bag, I was gonna try to half ass put it in this lil box I came across... So I bolt out the back door, trying to hurry up and do this before I loose my nerve...I nudge it with the box, and it starts freaking out, it even was kinda moving its wings! What the hell this bird just doesn't wanna fly out the fucking way or what??? I tossed the box kinda on it again, but I noticed the poor birdy started to like throw up or something.
The freakin bird started coughing up blood!! OMG it was like throwing up, freaking blood right the hell in front of me, and then it started to shake a lil, and finally, it died.
Neck poked out and all, I had just witnessed this poor lil diseased bird die right in front of me... I couldn't help but think, " well they said to kill the bird, does scaring it to death count?" Yeah how mean am I huh? finally i found a shovel and got the courage to plop it in a box and get it in the trash can. That god tomorrow is trash day or I'd have maggots for sure.
So yeah, what an adventure to start off my day huh? I ended up soaking the back yard so the blood wouldn't be all over the fekkin grass.....poor lil shit.
Oh yeah. that pic was when birdy was still alive
Poor bastard wasn't even dead... yet. Omg so I'm trying to get my dog inside the house, cuz I'm sure we all know, pigons are full of crazy diseases. Finally he goes in the house, and I'm freakin out... This poor bird is just lookin up at me with its lil eye. doesn't move, so I figured, hey, this bird is probably paralized.
So I call my friend in a slight panic. And u aren't gonna believe what she told me to do. She wanted me to kill it. Like I could just do that. Yeah sure hang on lemme just chop off it's head or something! Yeah right! I'm a total wuss when it comes to that stuff!! Yeah I admitted it, so? SO?! lol
So I was lookin for a shovel to at least move the bird so I can let my dog in and out so he doesn't piss or shit in the house. I couldn't find a shovel anywhere in this freaking house.
I managed to poke it with a rake, it hoped a lil but didnt move its wings... huh???
Broken wings? That was the next thought, I know I'm retarded.
I finally got up the nerve to go inside and get a trash bag, I was gonna try to half ass put it in this lil box I came across... So I bolt out the back door, trying to hurry up and do this before I loose my nerve...I nudge it with the box, and it starts freaking out, it even was kinda moving its wings! What the hell this bird just doesn't wanna fly out the fucking way or what??? I tossed the box kinda on it again, but I noticed the poor birdy started to like throw up or something.
The freakin bird started coughing up blood!! OMG it was like throwing up, freaking blood right the hell in front of me, and then it started to shake a lil, and finally, it died.
Neck poked out and all, I had just witnessed this poor lil diseased bird die right in front of me... I couldn't help but think, " well they said to kill the bird, does scaring it to death count?" Yeah how mean am I huh? finally i found a shovel and got the courage to plop it in a box and get it in the trash can. That god tomorrow is trash day or I'd have maggots for sure.
So yeah, what an adventure to start off my day huh? I ended up soaking the back yard so the blood wouldn't be all over the fekkin grass.....poor lil shit.
Oh yeah. that pic was when birdy was still alive
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That makes me smile.