Okay, I'm not going to ever say anything bad about anyone again. The woman with the unfortunate face that I mentioned in my last blog came in today with her dog because she accidentally stepped on her, and the dog was dead.
We all felt awful for her. She cried, but fortunately she had a close friend with her. I always hate when people lose...
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ultimatelewser:
GARGH!!! I'll have to see if I can find it on the YouTube.
kingskottie:
MEOW... thanks for making me smile... you KNOW i love seeing you in my blog... someday... in my bed? (hah!! how classic cheesy is that!?)
Today a woman walked into my clinic that looked like Catherine O'Hara in "For Your Consideration." It was frightening and reinforced my disgust with the Upper East Side plastic ladies. They are the old, lipo-sculpted women from Fight Club that bought their own fat rendered into upscale, handmade soap.
On the other hand, if you see a ruggedly handsome gentleman in his forties walking a...
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mulhollanddrive:
Howdy.
I'm a fish out of water on my new chain gang. So far so good, but today was a bit of a tuffy.
Hope you have a great weekend!
I'm a fish out of water on my new chain gang. So far so good, but today was a bit of a tuffy.
Hope you have a great weekend!
bigpoppa99:
I had no choice the one by my place closed down. The work one is not bad though.
Nyquil. I must get me some and excedrin pm
Nyquil. I must get me some and excedrin pm
Last week I saw my very first boxing match ever!
Siamkittie took me to a match between the FDNY and the Dublin Fire Brigade...does it get any better than that? We were on the stage, mere feet away from the grunting, dancing, spit-slinging firefighters, and even hotter, IRISH firefighters. The women were absolutely feral-they went after eachother with more gusto than most of the men....
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kentclark:
A friend of mine--a tiny little swallow of a woman--used to sing the third line as "Not for what's in my vagina...." The rhyme holds up pretty well.
kentclark:
Except in real life two of his three selves would be in the living room watching basketball.
Wasn't that a completely different color of penis?
Wasn't that a completely different color of penis?
I can't get the sax solo from Careless Whispers out of my head, thanks to VH1 Classic. I feel like such a badass.
I had a great weekend...had passionfruit sangria with my supper Friday night, with my favorite lesbian, and came home early all buzzy. I got up early Saturday and as soon as I stepped out the door ran into my godparents...not cool since...
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I had a great weekend...had passionfruit sangria with my supper Friday night, with my favorite lesbian, and came home early all buzzy. I got up early Saturday and as soon as I stepped out the door ran into my godparents...not cool since...
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brokenbeatnik:
Things are good down here. I was writing a bunch of stuff but it was turning into a blog entry so I'll make it one.
mellythepirate:
we always have good stories...
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kingskottie:
fucking LUST you
hawkorhandsaw:
I'm just glad to play a part in making her happy. she deserves to be as happy as life allows.
Last night was so good! ?uestlove spun at Le Poisson Rouge. We had an amazing night dancing our asses off to old hip hop. I was impressed...everyone says New Yorkers don't dance (and I was starting to believe it) but he got the hipsters and even the suits to shake their asses. It's up there with my favorite nights out in the city.
Saturday was...
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bigpoppa99:
Yeap ewww. I saw that bee place. Its freaking crowded. The maranaid came real good though.
rushmore414:
Man, I love that video!
"She introduced me to so many things: pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism, presents on your birthday, preventative medicine."
I love The Office.
Tonight the girls at work and I decided that heterosexuals need a bandanna system for indicating our preferences, too. Something like what gay men use, you know, a pink bandanna in my pocket means I like a bear on bottom who'll dominate me outside...
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Tonight the girls at work and I decided that heterosexuals need a bandanna system for indicating our preferences, too. Something like what gay men use, you know, a pink bandanna in my pocket means I like a bear on bottom who'll dominate me outside...
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bigpoppa99:
I guess when the snow melts and I have money

grimmimages:
Nice to see you here, you dirty girl!


Tonight at work one of the vets high-fived me because I convinced a client whose pet is hospitalized with us to let us charge $4,000 to her credit card (her current invoice is almost $5,000). I didn't have to do any convincing, I just charged what the client asked me to (she's a very sweet humanities prof at NYU), but the vet thought I convinced...
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ultimatelewser:
I love that song. 

laceyk:
Wow.
I don't even really know what to say about that.
I don't even really know what to say about that.
Sometimes I get into a little funk. Fortunately for me since I moved up here these are fewer and further between than before. This weekend, in spite of lots of the usual and not so usual good things happening, I fell into one. It's a minor one, so I'm going to blame it on the sad fact that David Cross is dating Amber Tamblyn.
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oryon:
Me.
williamj:
yeah its too bad the tony danza thing is just some emo band. after some goggling i was greatly disappointed.
Wow. Y'all lucked out. I had this really emo rant about the economy and my mom possibly losing our house back home all ready and poof! my connection failed and it wasn't saved. Oh well...another time when I'm really emo and the Oscars aren't on. Yes, I'm watching them!
Last night I got some tough love in the form of a stern talking-to from a...
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Last night I got some tough love in the form of a stern talking-to from a...
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mulhollanddrive:
Howdy.
I'm glad that your stern talking to worked, although I'm not sure what was going on. I watched the Oscars too. I'm glad Slumdog cleaned up. While I don't really like Sean Penn, I'm glad he won and I thought his speech was great.
As far as SXSW goes, I won't really be participating. One of the artists from my old job asked if I would sell his prints at the rodeo. Might do it for some cash and a chance to get out of the house. I had a job interview on Friday. While I think the job would be perfect for me, the office is almost in Round Rock. I really don't want to make that commute every day. Something tells me that I'm not getting the job. They seemed to feel that my Excel skills were not up to snuff. It sucks that they would base my qualifications on that because I have done the very thing that the job entails every day for over 3 years! Oh well.
Hope all is well. Talk to you soon.
I'm glad that your stern talking to worked, although I'm not sure what was going on. I watched the Oscars too. I'm glad Slumdog cleaned up. While I don't really like Sean Penn, I'm glad he won and I thought his speech was great.
As far as SXSW goes, I won't really be participating. One of the artists from my old job asked if I would sell his prints at the rodeo. Might do it for some cash and a chance to get out of the house. I had a job interview on Friday. While I think the job would be perfect for me, the office is almost in Round Rock. I really don't want to make that commute every day. Something tells me that I'm not getting the job. They seemed to feel that my Excel skills were not up to snuff. It sucks that they would base my qualifications on that because I have done the very thing that the job entails every day for over 3 years! Oh well.
Hope all is well. Talk to you soon.
morgan:
The job is great so far. But yeah, the commute does suck though.