Valentine's Day was not so bad this year. I got down to James' place on Friday night and we picked up Jennifer, who stayed over all weekend.
We went to get a pizza and there were all these adorable high school boys at the pizzeria. One of them, wearing one of those industrial one-piece suits, tried to chat us up and then was all insulted because he thought we were laughing at him. Jennifer and I both thought he was adorable! I wanted to spank him, but instead I told him we weren't laughing and that I loved his suit, which was true. He was happy about that, so I felt better. I don't want him ending up like James, who has so many fucked up issues with women that he refused to play spin-the-bottle with Jennifer and me! What a pussy, eh?
Saturday was going very well before that, though; I had a good buzz on and we watched the Big Lebowski and drove around to look at the beach. We watched the L-word marathon (yum!) and then some dumbass porn. You know the kind; it's stupid but no one bothers to turn it off. Well, James got all shy or something and decided to go to bed instead of playing spin-the-bottle with us. Jennifer and I stayed up until 5:30 playing truth-or-dare and talking about sex. She tried to play with just the two of us, but I got all nervous and wandered off to bed like James. Ugh! I am stupid.
We did have some good dares for eachother, and most of them involved our tits, 'cause we're both DD's. I had to flash the entire neighborhood, and she had to flash James and say "time to get up!" We had goofy fun together while he was asleep.
She kept saying how much she loved my nighties and how nice I smelled and things like that. She has a boyfriend, though, and she's only 19. She's very complimentary of me, but I don't know if she likes me or not. Today at lunch we shared some honey ice cream and Zach laughed at James for missing out on our games. I was just glad that between Jennifer and the vodka, I had a lovely Valentine's Day with lots of lesbian sex and innuendo. I also got a lovely, lovely message from a very special boy. This year was a vast improvement over last.
"Goodbye fried rice; hello fried chicken!"
-Dave Chappell, as Tiger Woods, upon his being drafted by the blacks
I hope you all had lovely V-days with lots of sex and sweets.
We went to get a pizza and there were all these adorable high school boys at the pizzeria. One of them, wearing one of those industrial one-piece suits, tried to chat us up and then was all insulted because he thought we were laughing at him. Jennifer and I both thought he was adorable! I wanted to spank him, but instead I told him we weren't laughing and that I loved his suit, which was true. He was happy about that, so I felt better. I don't want him ending up like James, who has so many fucked up issues with women that he refused to play spin-the-bottle with Jennifer and me! What a pussy, eh?
Saturday was going very well before that, though; I had a good buzz on and we watched the Big Lebowski and drove around to look at the beach. We watched the L-word marathon (yum!) and then some dumbass porn. You know the kind; it's stupid but no one bothers to turn it off. Well, James got all shy or something and decided to go to bed instead of playing spin-the-bottle with us. Jennifer and I stayed up until 5:30 playing truth-or-dare and talking about sex. She tried to play with just the two of us, but I got all nervous and wandered off to bed like James. Ugh! I am stupid.
We did have some good dares for eachother, and most of them involved our tits, 'cause we're both DD's. I had to flash the entire neighborhood, and she had to flash James and say "time to get up!" We had goofy fun together while he was asleep.
She kept saying how much she loved my nighties and how nice I smelled and things like that.
She has a boyfriend, though, and she's only 19. She's very complimentary of me, but I don't know if she likes me or not. Today at lunch we shared some honey ice cream and Zach laughed at James for missing out on our games. I was just glad that between Jennifer and the vodka, I had a lovely Valentine's Day with lots of lesbian sex and innuendo. I also got a lovely, lovely message from a very special boy. This year was a vast improvement over last.
"Goodbye fried rice; hello fried chicken!"
-Dave Chappell, as Tiger Woods, upon his being drafted by the blacks
I hope you all had lovely V-days with lots of sex and sweets.
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nickt:
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy don't I live in Texas?
punknitemike:
my valentine's day @ sgb was just divine. i even got kisses from siren & shera. how hott is that?