i had a dream last night that my sister and her girly, Katie, got married. They had a Godfather-themed wedding and instead of handing out rice, or bubbles, they gave out pencils that said Jovita and Katie--together for life (or something cheesy like that --it's still a bit hazy--) and they had THE GODFATHER in big gold letters on each pencil. weird. umm yeah.
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edmonddantes:
i was wondering what was up. i got the online verbal beat down, but its all good. give me a call when you get a chance.
edmonddantes:
oh by the way, i would like to see you. i think about it all the time.
Parents are out of town for the week. i'm house/dog sitting. it's cool, but i'm allll alone and there are a lot of creepy noises and things in their big house that go bump in the night. It got about an hour of sleep last night. i slept with a machete and a big flashlight like a 8 year old boy scout. i'm a fucking...
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april:
yeah, my boss is really the only thing thats good about my job
-ape
-ape
ahoy me mayteeez!! guess what today is? MUTHAFUCKIN NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! ARRRR! 
gosharkz:
I have one more minute according to my clock to say mayteeeeez. I wonder what the SG clock thinks.
I tooted in line at the grocery store today. ha ha! it was small (some say cute) but totally audible. there was a young couple behind me in line buying beer. i turned to them in shock and mock-pointed at the petite chicky in front of me. 
the end
the end
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bmx_kid:
Girls fart! never would had seen that one comming.
Thanks for the advice, but I don't see myself going to Vegas without my crew going with me. I might just visit some friends out in Cali., and go to a show and do some surfing without those little shits.
Thanks for the advice, but I don't see myself going to Vegas without my crew going with me. I might just visit some friends out in Cali., and go to a show and do some surfing without those little shits.
Been crazy-busy. I'm exhausted.
I've started to save money to make it to spain next summer.
Anyone heard any good jokes latley?
I've started to save money to make it to spain next summer.
Anyone heard any good jokes latley?
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jonnytrrrash7:
i'm out of it too......spain sounds nice.......ahhhhhh
metaleric:
Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''
Better grip on the broom.
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''
I'm Insane! Crazy! Bats! Bananas! Cuckoo! A Lunatic! A complete mental case! (at least that's what they're all telling me)
-Thought you all should know-
Computer broke (sort of). I'll be back online in a week or so.
_rae_
-Thought you all should know-
Computer broke (sort of). I'll be back online in a week or so.
_rae_
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ampersandwich:
Hmmm, well, if youre insane, that only makes you 'normal' these days...overdiagnosing planet..
hurry back!
hurry back!
odette:
hmmmmmm is that what THEY say.......
well theyre all cackpots too. no such thing as a normal brain. damn them
well theyre all cackpots too. no such thing as a normal brain. damn them
I'm in a crazy-weird mood. 
I have so much to do today, and i have a feeling that none of it will get done. I think it's about time I call my girlie, Elise in Brooklyn. My head is soup and she'll help me get it sorted. I really hope i get a hold of her.
Maybe i can get my x to help me...
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I have so much to do today, and i have a feeling that none of it will get done. I think it's about time I call my girlie, Elise in Brooklyn. My head is soup and she'll help me get it sorted.
I really hope i get a hold of her.
Maybe i can get my x to help me...
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evil:
good friends are a rare find! 
ebin:
Thanks for the birthday wish! I needed it
I'm so burnt out. 
I think I prolly should go to bed early tonight.
Today was Isleta feast Day (I'm a quarter Isleta Pueblo) and i was serving food to folks most of the day at my grandma's casa. Good food though: carne adovoda, chico stew, garbanzo stew, green chile, potato salad, turkey, ham, green salad, fruit salad...blah blah blah.
I'm so full.
I think I prolly should go to bed early tonight.
Today was Isleta feast Day (I'm a quarter Isleta Pueblo) and i was serving food to folks most of the day at my grandma's casa. Good food though: carne adovoda, chico stew, garbanzo stew, green chile, potato salad, turkey, ham, green salad, fruit salad...blah blah blah.
I'm so full.
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bmx_kid:
Sorry that i had you confused about the boobs, and friends issues are slowly getting better. Now that I think of it, BOOBS has been a fun word to say.
jonnytrrrash7:
yr post has officially made me hungry.......happy labour day!!
Woah... birthday was crazy! Didn't get drunk..that's gonna be tonight. I got $200 from my boss, and a raise for my birthday. not bad, no?
also got like $300 in gift cards for random places like Hobby Lobby (I live there) and some salon-like place...thing.
I'm going to go see my grandma today!! yay! She's not feeing well, so I won't stay long and bug...
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also got like $300 in gift cards for random places like Hobby Lobby (I live there) and some salon-like place...thing.
I'm going to go see my grandma today!! yay! She's not feeing well, so I won't stay long and bug...
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edmonddantes:
hey, hope your day is going well and hope you got that day-after-birthday pancake, sounds so good. hope your weekend looks more interesting then mine. lol
jonnytrrrash7:
hey can i borrow some $$$$
have a great labour day weekend and don't get too drunk
have a great labour day weekend and don't get too drunk
I'm 20 as of 12:01am tomorrow. ugh. I don't wanna grow up .
Tomorrow I have to work at 5 in the morning at one of my stores, then at the other store at 9:00am. Hopefully I'll be out before 2.
I dont plan on doing much, but I might go out with my sister and her girlfriend. Y'know...get fucked up with the people closest...
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Tomorrow I have to work at 5 in the morning at one of my stores, then at the other store at 9:00am. Hopefully I'll be out before 2.
I dont plan on doing much, but I might go out with my sister and her girlfriend. Y'know...get fucked up with the people closest...
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metaleric:
Thanks, and your welcome for the boots. The catch is that you have to wear them for me.
jonnytrrrash7:
yr welcome....didja get those pink boots? i for one can't pull off any kinda boot....too short!