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Moneday, Monday...haye them, well I don't hate anything, just really busy at work, but thats how it goes. What was the occasion? Have a good week

...i seem to spend most of the mornings hungover lately......special occasions need to be celebrated!!

Will you send me some green chili from the the Frontier???

You are such a sweet heart...I love you. Almost as much as I love that Haiku. There is poetry in despair.

You have to right a book full of Haikus. I'd buy it for sure. The wedgie one rocked.

eventually we're going to run out of faces.

i was wondering what was up. i got the online verbal beat down, but its all good. give me a call when you get a chance.

oh by the way, i would like to see you. i think about it all the time.

I have one more minute according to my clock to say mayteeeeez. I wonder what the SG clock thinks.

Girls fart! never would had seen that one comming.

Thanks for the advice, but I don't see myself going to Vegas without my crew going with me. I might just visit some friends out in Cali., and go to a show and do some surfing without those little shits.

i'm out of it too......spain sounds nice.......ahhhhhh

Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.



A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"



A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''

Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''

''How!?!?!?'' she asks.

''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''

''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.

''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.

''How did you know that?'' she wonders.

''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''

Hmmm, well, if youre insane, that only makes you 'normal' these days...overdiagnosing planet..

hurry back!

Thanks for the birthday wish! I needed it

Sorry that i had you confused about the boobs, and friends issues are slowly getting better. Now that I think of it, BOOBS has been a fun word to say.

yr post has officially made me hungry.......happy labour day!!