Turn off that rediculous Slap Chop commercial, fool! You know your ass really wants to get a print of a sexy lady! Ain't no lady sexier or classier than @fresa ! So knock that basic bullshit off and treat yo self, son!

You can treat yo self to one of Fresa's beautiful prints right damn here!

fresa:
You're silly and I love you!

So today is a big day. It's not just a day off work, it's not just a day to do some chores. It IS the day that @fresa set "Elegant Soaking" hits MR.

How does that affect me? It allows me to celebrate with her the past few years of hard work and discipline that it takes to be an artist here. I...
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yourimmortal:
Thank you so much @almost_missed & @maggie_fracture ! I do my best to be a supportive daddy and loving partner for my princess @raindogdude . It's so important to be sweet like @topaz_ said 😄
yourimmortal:
I'm thrilled that I can be so wonderful for you @fresa . It's an honor to have the opportunity to love and be loved by someone as spectacular as you are, baby girl. 

From thump3r

So when are you coming to Ft. Hood?  We have tons of TDY options for your FTX pleasure and you can bring @Fresa so @eminence_ will have someone to play with!

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yourimmortal:
Ass beatings all around eh? Lol
thump3r:
They held their own for a bit but yeah it was pretty bad lol
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raindogdude:
Damn decent of ya to let me off easy. I live in Nebraska, so I feel your culture pain. However, since you're Sicilian and a Pittie owner you're doubly blessed.
grady31:
If Misery sucks  ...... get the hell out ...... jk ...... it's better than  Oklahoma & Texas .

So in the spirit of life happening, let's recap some important events.

Back on January 2nd @fresa and I had a baby. She is furry and beautiful and a happy little bag of potatos named Sugar. I'm certain that you all have seen her and know of whom I speak. She's even sitting at my feet being a little sleep-potato right now...
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maina:
I'm sure you can! If they give you this promotion, it's because someone think that you can do it! :)
viscera:
You guys are too cute together! <3 hearing of your fun adventures and life changes!
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yourimmortal:
@verababy indeed. He was a seasoned 83 when he left and Id say that given the millions of people he positively influenced over his year that prosper is not only what he did, but what he allowed others to do, and will continue to do himself ad infinitum. 
yourimmortal:
@storm_rider I'm makin. A weekend of it. I started watching the first movie last night (Id forgotten the first 45 minutes are such that you can skip them altogether) and I'll be sporadically watching the rest as we move along. Laugh wise though I'd say probably watch the first of the new ones. There are some really clever lines.