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i should have been born a gemini.
i feel like i fight with myself a lot of the time.
we have had some pretty heated arguments in the past.
one side is happy, energetic, excited about life...
ready to conquer the world.
the other side is pissy, bitter, angry and wants to break things.
to just crush something that is beautiful into a million pieces....
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haven't been online for a while, been focusing on school... speaking of which where the hell did i put my text book?

*shrug* couldn't have gone far.

stupid cramps, gunna go fine me some advil.

starkle, starkle. little twink, who the hell are you i think.

i'm not under what you call, the alcofluence of incohol.

i'm just a little slort of sheep.

i'm not drunk like thinkle peep.

i don't know who is me yet, but the drunker i stand here the longer i get.

so just give me one more fink to drill my cup.

'cause i got...
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wow, i must have mistaken phillipe's cry's of desperation... because sure enough there are little chirps now coming from my eve's! must have been cry's of joy and pride.


he's a daddy!

what a stud.

i knew he had it in him it just took waiting for the right female to settle down.



do pigeons smoke cigars? hmm, i wonder, what does one give to...
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I meditate. I burn candles. I drink green tea.


...and still I want to smack someone.




My friend just gave me a set of post-its with the aforementioned phrase on them. She placed them by my computer monitor yesterday.

I just noticed them. For some reason they totally cracked me up...

hmmm, perhaps it's because I was only able to sleep for FOUR hours! Why...
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