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click here to see my web cam!

I fucking hate spam.

glad you made it down sweet.

I love today.

I love music in the morning.

Off to get coffee

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---------------Binge Drinking-------------

10:00pm
Went to the Dinkytowner at 10 to see POS and Cecil Otter---

10:40pm
Felling a little goofy--I'm a charming conversationalist-4 Jamesons, 3 Beers deep.

12:00am
Slowin' down a little-Everyone Loves me. I'm 8 feet tall. 5 Jamesons, 5 beers

1:00am
Calling friends I havent seen in years just to say hi...at 1am. 5 Jamesons, 6 beers.

1:30am
In St. Louis Park in...
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pilar:
can you write a story like that for me...
i somehow think your math is off towards the end of the night...
i have poor impulse control as can be seen by all the scabs on my legs...something to look for when i see you next...
annysia:
I don't get off work until 4:30, but I'm going to the artfair after that and maybe I'll stop in for a bite. How kid friendly is the atmospher?
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What the fuck am I doing? "Keep living your life by remote lil' Jonny and remote will come to have dual meaning."
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gingerlie:
ah nowhere great, i was fairly young when i still lived there, but ever since you posted i was in ive been wanting to go to little t's and eat. dammit!
gingerlie:
i moved to nyc. right now im in massachusetts but in 8 days im moving to portland oregon. hah
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What the fuck am I doing? "Keep living your life by remote lil' Jonny and remote will come to have dual meaning."
suicidesmitty:
you're being a cocksucker, that's what you're doing. This will be my last contact with you as I am now going to let all this go.

I actually wanted to ask you a favor. Despite the fact that I think you and some lame friends of yours decided that I was undesireable because I was offensive and flamed you, I wanted to make sure that if in fact there were people who complained to you about being SCARED of itty bitty smitty, that I apologized to them as this was not my intent. I would like you to send each of them the following apology (privately of course)


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Dear scared member,

I wanted to apologize if I have made you scared, uneasy or uncomfortable. It was not my intent and I meant no harm. I was simply exchanging some banter with some online friends. I may be offensive, but I am not dangerous. I'm truly sorry I gave you the wrong impression.

Enjoy your summer.

Smitty
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thanks man.

oh yeah, and FUCK YOU!

nerdboy2345:
ha, you like def lepard
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A pirate ARRR!!! walks into a bar with a steering whell on his belt buckle. The bartender notices and says "Hey you know you have a steering whell on your crocth?" The Pirate ARRR!!! says "Arrrr, yeah, its drivin' me nuts."

Clocked like 15-20 hours in the studio in the last 3 days and it looks like it will continue for the next few weeks. We rawk....
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nataskaput:
AW man I heard that from neobud saturday, so thats where he got it.

Damn and I thought my years as a tweeker acid head where out of control... at least when I realalized that we where ODing and starting to drop like flys I was able to get out under my own recognence. Heres to facing your demons and getting them under control, cheers.
neodrunk:
Dude, mad props on being where you are at! Just read that edited link. Rawk on!
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Ohh my fucking head....
happy 5th of July....

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neodrunk:
Jackass? I never really considered myself a jackass...

edit: asshole, yes. jackass, no

[Edited on Jul 10, 2003]
xaqary:
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The cloth white smell of good medicine. Miller High Life is grass cuttin' beer. My skin burns from the elbows down. Music: Don Cabelero Book: You Can't Win
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madpilot:
Did you get to watch us play? I didn't see you and looked around after the show. I hope you did. Let me know.
black_tar_heroin:
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The systems got me------>
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user8935778:
it had me for a while too. but i got out.
djbq:
all good guesses.
but not so cutesy.
i'm a sophisticated woman -
ha, ha, ha.
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"work is the curse of the drinking class." you know who. it was always just funny untill today. Today I get it.
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Work till 10- go to Doomtree B-day party- Go to Luce at 1:30am for more beer- Back to Doomtree party- Have more drinks- sit on porch and talk till wee hours- Mac and Cheese wrestling fits in some where- back home- took the last of the advil and drink 1/2 gallon of water-up at noon- at sunnysideup by 1-post Denis the menace-esque journal and a...
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winter_____:
So, like, I still have to go visit you at work and stuff.

HAVE YOU EVER EVEN BEEN TO THAILAND?!?
nerdboy2345:
busy bee
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"feelin' a little nervous about all this, like we're about to get caught." "Just get up and help me, for fucks sake it isn't much further and........"




your part starts here--->
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pilar:
this load isn't getting any lighter...please be cylde to my bonnie?
annysia:
Yeah, I think I'm going to the block party. That's next weekend, isn't it? shit, it's not tonight is it? augh...

Are you going?
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bok
annysia:
miao!!
nerdboy2345:
i love the chicken, it is so underused and underappreciated