An informal poll:
How often do you shower (or bathe, whatever)?
How often do you shower (or bathe, whatever)?
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When you switch to a new face wash your skin mounts a rebellion and assembles an army of blemishes to fight against the injustice of change.
When you switch birth control pills your skin mounts a rebellion and assembles an army of blemishes in response to the oppression of your new hormone levels.
These armies have joined forces and the battlefield is my face.
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When you switch birth control pills your skin mounts a rebellion and assembles an army of blemishes in response to the oppression of your new hormone levels.
These armies have joined forces and the battlefield is my face.
Combine...
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perdita:
i like the face wash though sometimes i feel like it's not enough, while the lotion at times feels like too much (too heavy). but once my skin adjusted, it was pretty happy.
most of my picking is with my cuticles and it's definitely a stress thing. although with all the breakouts and monster whiteheads there's definitely been more face picking. *sigh*
most of my picking is with my cuticles and it's definitely a stress thing. although with all the breakouts and monster whiteheads there's definitely been more face picking. *sigh*
lylonijade:
Hope you made it home ok.
Bust out the toothpaste for that rebellion of blemishes.
Bust out the toothpaste for that rebellion of blemishes.
I am making a dorodango.
This means that right now there is a ball of dirt chilling in a ziploc bag in my fridge on top of a folded towel.
Awesome. I will post pictures when it's done.
This means that right now there is a ball of dirt chilling in a ziploc bag in my fridge on top of a folded towel.
Awesome. I will post pictures when it's done.
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thefreak:
You're gonna make a Dodongo?
-TM
-TM
lylonijade:
Mr schmick would be so proud rachael swarzlow would hate it. i am just jelly cause i wouldn't be able to keep mud in the fridge in fear my roomate would eat it... wait... hmmm. 
My team lost by TWO POINTS.
Delta Delta Die - 64
Kilmore Girls 62
It was an awesome bout, though. Everyone skated really hard and kicked ass. It sucks that we didn't get the season title but we've still got the best record so WE'RE STILL NUMBER ONE MOTHERFUCKERS.
(The "motherfuckers" above was not directed at the Delta Delta Die, who I love. It was...
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Delta Delta Die - 64
Kilmore Girls 62
It was an awesome bout, though. Everyone skated really hard and kicked ass. It sucks that we didn't get the season title but we've still got the best record so WE'RE STILL NUMBER ONE MOTHERFUCKERS.
(The "motherfuckers" above was not directed at the Delta Delta Die, who I love. It was...
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lylonijade:
Yeah i told that story to my friend Erin and he just called me a lesbian. But, I said I wasn't on the account of it being my own cootch. Did I spell cootch right?
gadget:
I've kind of hit that wall myself but not because of my skill level... hopefully I can stick it out. Two points is not a bad loss though!
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punknitemike:
woot for rollerderby,hope your team wins! whats your derby name anyways?
synnove:
oh my gods! those girls look like they're going to swallow you! but they won't. because you're tiny and mighty! you look so adorable it's silly. good luck good luck good luck! 
Do you remember a few entries back when I mentioned I'd found a new favorite bra?
I have thrown even that out the window.
BREAST PETALS
I imagine they will be useless during the summer months so my love of the wispy American Apparel quasi-bra still stands. BUT THESE. I have been wearing them to work. I text messaged devilducky to tell him I was...
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I have thrown even that out the window.
BREAST PETALS
I imagine they will be useless during the summer months so my love of the wispy American Apparel quasi-bra still stands. BUT THESE. I have been wearing them to work. I text messaged devilducky to tell him I was...
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corsair:
Those are pretty cute!
You have such a great figure anyway!
You have such a great figure anyway!
synnove:
i want small boobies 
Find me cute pictures of cartoon monkeys.
Then post them here.
Provide sources when possible.
Then post them here.
Provide sources when possible.
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richter95:
If you are curios what the first monkey is holding enter Monkichi in google or Cuteness in Japanese Culture on wikipedia otherwise don't think to much about it....
http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/famous/pix/monkichi4.jpg
http://www.macochan.com/ukulele-toppage.html
http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/famous/pix/monkichi4.jpg
http://www.macochan.com/ukulele-toppage.html
miffy:
My fiance doesn't like chihuahuas either, but he had to have her when he saw that little face. It's so angry!
I think chihuahuas just come with a bad reputation, both for the dog itself and what kind of person you are if you have one. We're working hard to make sure she's not yappy, unfriendly or nervous!
I think chihuahuas just come with a bad reputation, both for the dog itself and what kind of person you are if you have one. We're working hard to make sure she's not yappy, unfriendly or nervous!
My mother called me today and asked what devilducky and I were doing for Zombie Jesus Day.
"Nothing," I said "Cleaning the apartment."
"Ah." she said, "Well, I just wanted to call to tell you two highly religious people Happy Easter."
I should have lied and said we were going to church. HA!
"Nothing," I said "Cleaning the apartment."
"Ah." she said, "Well, I just wanted to call to tell you two highly religious people Happy Easter."
I should have lied and said we were going to church. HA!
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corsair:
Or . . you could tell her you stayed in bed . . . and yelled Oh God several times. Does that count? 
lylonijade:
I was going to stop by your mums house and say Hi to the family. Apparently Dave saw my mum at a store in monroe and scared the shit out of her. I guess he pretty much chased her down. He was wearing red. I dunno. you know how hard it is to get a straight story out of that woman. I might use that zombie line ON my friend Erin. He loves zombies. .
Bleh I am watching some crap tac u lar movie call the lake house with sandra bullok and Keonu Reeves. really don't so it. you will regret it. OK BACK TO THE MOVIE.
Bleh I am watching some crap tac u lar movie call the lake house with sandra bullok and Keonu Reeves. really don't so it. you will regret it. OK BACK TO THE MOVIE.
My kitty normally eats prescription food. But he has "emergency food" just in case I run out and can't get to the vet (like on a weekend or something). That "emergency food" is Nutro Natural Choice. He just ate a pouch last week, before I found out that the brand was affected by the recall. I checked the date code on my remaining pouch and...
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lylonijade:
oh wow. i am happy that the food was not tainted. I bought a raw blue lady hoodie today that i think you would die if you saw it...maybe I will post somthing to sho you.
I don' t watch king of the hill any longer i never realy liked that show... him but just remeber jesus is magic... and he can do anything like put egg cream in chocolate shells.
I don' t watch king of the hill any longer i never realy liked that show... him but just remeber jesus is magic... and he can do anything like put egg cream in chocolate shells.
finch:
hey evilannie.... just saying hi
<3!
plaingurl
<3!
plaingurl
You know what I like? Bailey's.
You know what else I like? Having windows in my car again. That is pretty cool, too.
Hello, people of SG. I'm sorry we haven't been talking much lately. I really don't have that much to say. It's not you, it's me. Seriously!
I'm sure a lot of folks around here must thing that Suicide Girls live really fun,...
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You know what else I like? Having windows in my car again. That is pretty cool, too.
Hello, people of SG. I'm sorry we haven't been talking much lately. I really don't have that much to say. It's not you, it's me. Seriously!
I'm sure a lot of folks around here must thing that Suicide Girls live really fun,...
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lylonijade:
BUFFALO. did you get my message?
trevallion:
Done!
Can I break my lease due to my car being broken in to?
Devilducky and I are on a lease until August. We're in our second year of this lease. Both of us have now had our vehicles broken into. MY DS WAS STOLEN. I left it in my car by mistake last night AND OF COURSE IT IS THE NIGHT MY CAR GETS BROKEN...
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Devilducky and I are on a lease until August. We're in our second year of this lease. Both of us have now had our vehicles broken into. MY DS WAS STOLEN. I left it in my car by mistake last night AND OF COURSE IT IS THE NIGHT MY CAR GETS BROKEN...
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sleevefullofaces:
I'm a landlord and a few times I have let people out of their leases early. Just plan on giving the required notice and I think most landlords will be reasonable. You never know, it doesn't hurt to ask anyway.
Good luck.
Good luck.
This is my New Favorite Bra.
They are excellent if you have small boobies and don't want all of that padding. Or if you have large boobies and don't want all of that padding! I IMAGINE! I don't have any first hand knowledge of large boobies.
But don't buy them from the American Apparel store. Buy them from Amazon or something because they're about...
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They are excellent if you have small boobies and don't want all of that padding. Or if you have large boobies and don't want all of that padding! I IMAGINE! I don't have any first hand knowledge of large boobies.
But don't buy them from the American Apparel store. Buy them from Amazon or something because they're about...
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corsair:
You said boobies!
That bra looks comfortable for the occassions when you may need one.
Have I ever mentioned that I love your boobies? Flames and all! Yeah Baby!
So . . are you skating?
That bra looks comfortable for the occassions when you may need one.
Have I ever mentioned that I love your boobies? Flames and all! Yeah Baby!
So . . are you skating?
lylonijade:
My ta tas would rip that thing to shreds. ::wispers:: these things can't be contained...run..leave me save yourself! 
i shower once a day. sometimes twice a day on weekends.
i shower almost everyday, but wash my hair as infrequently as i can get away with...