Have you ever seena line of coke theat lokked like it shoiukld have been pauinted in the highway? cause Ihave and I am the devil and what I say goess Also there was a neked girl with me in the hot tub and OIi 3was naked too and I hope she didn't have anything cause UI think we fucked but I acant remember so it... Read More
I have always seen Hell as a place of tolerance and equality. Heaven seems like it would be a horrable place ruled by a totalitarian dictator, who demands perfection of morals at all time. The smallest infraction would result in the most lethal of repremands.
I cut and split a little over six cords of wood today.
For those of you who don't know how much a cord of wood is, six of em is a fucking lot. I need someone to give me a nice, rough massage. Since I don't really anticipate that being forthcoming, I think I'm gonna go run an extension cord... Read More
Holy shit, just had a bit of a panic moment there. Tried to get online and I wasn't connecting. I was afraid the cable company had cut me off for not having paid in two months.
I got a key through the middle of my hand!
Long story short, I was walking up the stairs outside my apartment keys in my left hand and my cellphone in my right. On about the third step from the top I slipped. Instead of putting out the hand with the cell and possibly... Read More
hey- thanks for backing me up on that board about the mexican woman losing her kids....it's amazing how much of the story is being left out on the boards here.
Hmm, I'm almost out of food. I keep having to get more and more inventive in finding ways to combine the foodstuffs I have left. It's getting dangerous.
I shall return full time someday though.
Until then...peace.
-Josh