violet

you're having tooo much fun aren't you?

Everybody's saying that you want steady with Tyler... and this was right after you french kissed Dan!!! **gasp** and my friends say that Chuck is in love with you....

Oooo you bizzy! I'm glad you survived the semester in one piece. I like tiny faeries too only with extremely large boobies relative to their tiny tinkerbellesque bodies. So large, in fact that they are top heavy and forced to fly upside down like woodstock from the Peanuts. I like to laugh at them and tell them to get a reduction when that happens. They become extremely cross with me and use faerie magic to shrink my crank shaft. At this point, it's aboooouuut 1 millimeter when standing at attention. But you know it's not the size that counts it's how you use it. Leastways, that's what I always tell myself. I've never had the occasion to find out but perhaps I could stretch it out and tie it into penis animals. That would be something, wouldn't it?
Haha! You lost your virginity to a revolutionary war hero! You should be honored to have met a real live Minuteman. All right. Enough of this frikkin' nonsense. I have some important sleeping to which I must attend. I bid you and you and you good night.

Hmmm... for piercings I have a harpoon permanently embedded in my abdomen. Apparently, this old guy with a yelllllllllloooooooooowwwwwwwww rain hat and coat, a pipe, and one 'o them beards with the moustache shaved (the name of which escapes me at the moment)... Well that guy mistook me for a whale. He said something about Moby's dick. I mean I don't particularly like Moby's "We are all made of stars" but I mean really. That's not enough to make me want to harpoon the man's penis.

Hmmm... for piercings I have a harpoon permanently embedded in my abdomen. Apparently, this old guy with a yelllllllllloooooooooowwwwwwwww rain hat and coat, a pipe, and one 'o them beards with the moustache shaved (the name of which escapes me at the moment)... Well that guy mistook me for a whale. He said something about Moby's dick. I mean I don't particularly like Moby's "We are all made of stars" but I mean really. That's not enough to make me want to harpoon the man's penis.

Holy crap, you could write a book about that ONE girl!!!! Man that is a SHITLOAD of bad luck for one person to have .

You should compile your menagerie of train weirdo's in soome kind of journal form . You could call it " Track Whacko's " or " Severe Train Damage " or something goofy like that . I would SOOOOO read that .

How about calling it Trainspotting..oh wait I think thats already been done.

Violet, sounds like you had fun, I love the train, once went back to NY on it, fricken crazy 3 days and my ass and back sooo hurt..but the characters..best way to travel.. Hope your enjoying the journey

You could screw up "I'm just a bill" Like all these pigeons can come out and peck him to death...get it...pigeon holed? Har har. Ya I wouldn't laugh either. But you could get really graphic about it. Like Bill's heart could get thrown onto th lens of the imaginary camera and slide down in a bloody mess. Sweet dreams dear.

Jack and Meg White getting married, by the priest Steven Patrick Morrissey.

Your taste in music is exceptional.

*blushing like mad* prolly not a good idea, i'm pretty ugly, hence the cartoon for my pic but i feel flattered

I see your Divinyls , and raise you a Samantha Fox .

...Naughty girls need love , too .

"...her fiance is this awesome guy who looks like Ed Gein."

He must be awesome, as Ed Gein is creeeeeepy.

Did ya get some? Can I have the video? Im kidding...kinda

Gotta say as a brit, he may have cute but sadly he'd be reffered to as a wanker from where I am from. hehe

But violet how can one find fault in your words when they are sung so well.

I'm more in love with my hand......heh , heh .

i'm in love with blue hair

now that's thinkin' (the videotape idea)