Sunday May 02, 2004

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Shayne Carter is the most brilliant man on the entire planet. I apologize to anyone reading this who is not Shayne Carter and may be offended, please don't think I hold you in any less regard for your failure to be more like Shayne Carter.

For anyone reading this who is Shayne Carter, well done.
thora:
I LOVE kitty-eared hats. miao!!
gramsci:
Yeah, I remember those guys... lucky they broke-up 5 years ago and I'm in the UK wink

I saw Einstuerzende Neubauten the other week!! They were amazing, shame it's their last tour frown Maybe Blixa will go back to the Bad Seeds?

Tuesday Apr 27, 2004

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A former salesman and shipping office clerk, Anthony Comstock had little education --he could barely read and write but he knew what he didn't like, which was pretty much everything, including athletic supporters. As founder and first secretary of the Society for the Suppression of Vice, he lobbied vigorously for a federal law against obscenity. The difficulty was that the Constitution reserved such matters for...
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_schmoe:
ah, a story about a man with a dream and little intelect that changed the world for the worse. this stuff makes me cringe. want to make an analogy to the president now. hmmm.
null:
Am I the only one thinking that he probably just wanted free porn?

Sunday Apr 18, 2004

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null:
That's a damned fine feeling too.
null:
The burgers were absolutely fabulous. Everyone was raving, and a couple people asked me for my secret recipe. I wish you could have tried some. The Oyster Sauce is likewise very good.

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Saturday Apr 17, 2004

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I made the most awesome scallops last night. I sauteed them in garlic and white wine and then ate them over a bed of spinach and toasted almonds. I also had a lovely riesling from Marlborough, New Zealand to go with the scallops.

After dinner I paid bills, which isn't terribly thrilling in itself. It does, however, bring me one step closer to reaching my...
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Monday Apr 12, 2004

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I just purchased a dictionary of word origins, bringing the total number of dictionaries I own up to sixteen. biggrin
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deckwreck:
Dork!
deckwreck:
Heh, I wasn't being smug about my Scrabble prowess; I actually lost two out of three. I was braggin more about the fact that I spent all night playing Scrabble.

Saturday Apr 10, 2004

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News Flash: velocity is still smitten.
null:
Wow. This one must be really incredible to have you all atwitter like this.

Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

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I am so incredibly absolutely smitten --moreso than I've ever been in my life.

But the most terrifyingly wonderful thing is this: I know for a fact that I haven't even come close to reaching the pinnacle of smittenness yet with this one.
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deckwreck:
Awwww.
Good for you! I hope you haven't caught the crazy bitch bug like that T kid and that OTHER D kid and myself have.
alyssum:
That's awesome smile I'm right there with ya. Ain't life grand? 'Tis the season for Smitten. blush

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Monday Apr 05, 2004

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Ugh. Food poisoning.

I've never just wanted to have a simple cup of tea more than I do right now, but I don't think I'd be pleased with the results of that.
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scopitone6248:
Christ, I've had friends and lovers come down with food poisoning. Good luck with that, hon.
cyaluminus:
I got food poisoning once. Headache, violent illness. I went to sleep at like 8 that night. I felt loads better the next day, though. Hope you recover quickly.

Tuesday Mar 30, 2004

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In or around the 1940's, anthropologists stumbled upon an isolated community of inbred redneck Appalachian hillfolk. They'd been living and proliferating amongst themselves for long enough that they had developed their own bastardized pidgin dialect of the English language. Their word for sex was "Rickychow", because apparently they all had creaky beds and this was the sound the springs made when they did the deed....
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null:
Why in the world would someone get all messy with pie just to need to be cleaned off?
teclo:

I too have freakishly long toes.
My second one is as long as my freakishly long thumb.

Friday Mar 26, 2004

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baka_amerikanjin:
I received your mixed tapes in the mail...Thank you very much. They are fantabulous!

I have always wanted to see a cage match between Shiva and Michael Flattley for the title of Lord of the Dance...
archernu:
Our time nears - go and prepare yourself. If you are lucky, you might be blessed with a private performance of 'The Deranged Puppet Dance'.

Tuesday Mar 23, 2004

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Fuck, it has been suggested, may have sprung from the Latin futuo, the French foutre, or the German ficken, all of which have the same meaning... The word first appears in print in 1503 in a poem by the Scottish poet William Dunbar. Although fuck has been around for centuries, possibly millenia, for a long period it fell out of general...
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_schmoe:
i was fascinated when i was told the history of "shit" surreal
_sarah_:
Oh, I KNOW. If someone shows up in an outfit like that, I'm going to hump their leg. Seriously.

Tuesday Mar 23, 2004

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I had a dream that I was cutting off my hair in large chunks, in preparation for a long journey.
dietotzeit:
I hate to ask, but what kind of journey did you dream of? Cutting off your hair conjures up images of trips to concentration camps, and I know that isn't what you were thinking! Let's hope you saw yourself in some hot and dusty country, a place found only in books.
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