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Last night I found myself staring at the ceiling, wondering what Richard Grieco has been up to since 21 Jump Street. I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep until I found out.

And that's how insomnia works in my brain. Get up, look up Richard Grieco's career on IMDB, go back to bed and sleep like a baby.

Some people I know couldn't get away with writing a journal entry about it every time they eat fried chicken, but I can.

In other words, I've really got nothing to say.

Today's update is all about the horrible things people do to their children that make my days so full of mirth.

I talked to a guy today, and his name was seriously Bandit T. Outlaw. I asked him if that was the name his parents gave him, and he said it was. I like to think his middle name was Trucker. Oh Bandit Trucker Outlaw,...
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For the first time in ages, I had a sinus headache so horrible I had to go home from work. And just because I wasn't miserable enough, I guess, I got stuck in the elevator for an hour on my way out.

I've had a nap and sandwich now, so I'm feeling fine.

I make a rule of never talking about my day job. It's just not interesting. Today I will make an exception to tell you two things:

My boss told me that keeping my hair out of my eyes with paperclips was an inappropriate use of office supplies, and I'd better watch myself. She was totally serious. I had to step on my own toe really...
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I plan to spend this weekend boiling yarn in chopped up fruits and vegetables, and making papier mache heads. This weekend cannot come soon enough.

Update: While driving yesterday, I saw the Vegetablambulance. It made me wish I had a digital camera. Some very clever person at a local co-op bought and painted an old ambulance as a delivery truck. I wanted to run them...
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A pack of happy, friendly dogs running rampant should be required in every workplace. It made my goddamn day.

I have decided that if it is at all possible for me to knit for a living, I'm going to do it. Be prepared to see some fantastic things from me.

Seriously.