It's TheFuckOffKid's birthday!!!!!!!
Go tell him how much you love him. Go on. You know you want to.
Go tell him how much you love him. Go on. You know you want to.
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Well
It's been an interesting day.
Came home to find my living room window bashed in.
Not to worry though, no one robbed me of all my worldly possessions and there were no rapists hiding in the closet.
My neighbor just hit it with the mirror of his truck as he was backing out. He's promised to replace it tomorrow, so no harm done. Probably...
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It's been an interesting day.
Came home to find my living room window bashed in.
Not to worry though, no one robbed me of all my worldly possessions and there were no rapists hiding in the closet.
My neighbor just hit it with the mirror of his truck as he was backing out. He's promised to replace it tomorrow, so no harm done. Probably...
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Life is much too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it.
-Oscar Wilde
-Oscar Wilde
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sixfeetunder:
No kids.. Kids stink 
sonofmorrissey:
From the Hemi post...
Right back at ya.
And I wish I was where you are so I could run over to Taco Mesa...<Homer>Mmmmmmmm...Taco Mesaaaa...blarghhhaaahhgg</Homer>
Right back at ya.
And I wish I was where you are so I could run over to Taco Mesa...<Homer>Mmmmmmmm...Taco Mesaaaa...blarghhhaaahhgg</Homer>
There's a helicopter flying around outside broadcasting something about an armed kidnapper with two children. Has been since I got home from work.
I love my neighborhood.
Sigh...
I love my neighborhood.
Sigh...
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sixfeetunder:
The russian hooker did nothing ... Thats just the way I like it 
.. sounds like you live in a nice part of town?
.. sounds like you live in a nice part of town?
yonicsoothe:
"moderateLy attractive..."
honey, from what i can see, you're a babe...
honey, from what i can see, you're a babe...
I'm really disillusioned with this country these days. And that doesn't come easily for me. I'm usually more than happy to believe that the words coming from your mouth are complete truth as you see it. Sigh...
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sixfeetunder:
sounds like someone watched the news... yeah jets slower songs do sound like lennon..
Cold hard bitch
Just a kiss on the lips
And I was on my knees
I'm waiting, give me
Cold hard bitch
She was shakin' her hips
That's all that I need
Just a kiss on the lips
And I was on my knees
I'm waiting, give me
Cold hard bitch
She was shakin' her hips
That's all that I need
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sixfeetunder:
Jet.... In the Cd Player in the car... Oh and Look what you done. Youu have made a fool out of everyone 
legionnaire:
Thanks, glad you enjoyed my commentary. And you're right, laundry isn't bad at all when you have functioning equipment. Now that I think about I forgot to include an anecdote about when I staying at a friend's place by myself in Paris, decided to do my laundry since I was leaving for Marseille the next day and ended up drying my clothes in the microwave. Damn.
I want a tanuki.
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thefuckoffkid:
There's another package with treats in it. Make sure you open that one first, so you have something to placate it with.
thefuckoffkid:
Night gorgeous.
Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the things I'd be better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
DOROTHY PARKER
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the things I'd be better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
DOROTHY PARKER
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stgeorge:
We all need a little love sometimes
achtung:
Freckles are sexy!
DAMNIT
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scooter11:
You just have a interesting journal and profile (and look) and leave nice comments, you know. 
Well, I will be flying redeye to NYC after a few barleywines with an out-of-town friend. This should be fun...have a good weekend.
Well, I will be flying redeye to NYC after a few barleywines with an out-of-town friend. This should be fun...have a good weekend.
scooter11:
Glad I could make a difference.
Alas, my redeye flight has been delayed by three hours by the storm, so I'll be climbing up thwe walls here for a while yet...
Two day interviews suck.
Alas, my redeye flight has been delayed by three hours by the storm, so I'll be climbing up thwe walls here for a while yet...
Two day interviews suck.
Everyone please tell me that sleeping with an ex is a bad idea.
Quickly.
Provide examples.
Tell me I should know better.
Hurry.
Quickly.
Provide examples.
Tell me I should know better.
Hurry.
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pantsonfire:
late yes, but......
when i was in a band, i had the pleasure of meeting 3 fellers from costa mesa named art, hank, & dave (AKA Supernova) and they had a song called costa mesa hates me.......
and i loved that band, thus i say costa mesa hates me at every opportunity.
when i was in a band, i had the pleasure of meeting 3 fellers from costa mesa named art, hank, & dave (AKA Supernova) and they had a song called costa mesa hates me.......
and i loved that band, thus i say costa mesa hates me at every opportunity.
scooter11:
Oh, yeah, and I forgto to mention--I had a Dalmatian named Tulsa when I was relaly young--that's how we found out about the allergy. But pretty cool dog to have if you'r eonly going to have one...
So, did anything happen w/ the ex?
So, did anything happen w/ the ex?
I sleep alone much too often. I think I need another dog. A big dog.
To protect me whilst I sleep. Sickos.
To protect me whilst I sleep. Sickos.
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achtung:
Arf
lemonkid:
I love him, leave him, then turn him into poutine.
Mmmmm. tasty.
Mmmmm. tasty.
Going back to work after a four day weekend BLOWS.
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stgeorge:
Hehe the joys of Monday morning.
I suppose the Office is a British thing.
I suppose the Office is a British thing.
lemonkid:
Your name keeps popping up with positive connotations, so I thought I'd drop you a line.
Anyone who responds to my weirdo curry thread is crawling towards a special place in my heart.
Anyone who responds to my weirdo curry thread is crawling towards a special place in my heart.
I said don't ask!
Why does your profile pic look so angry?