Got told I smell like a stripper today. That was...interesting.
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null:
Some pie would be nice.
stgeorge:
Big on baby oil are you? 
I do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about.
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clutch64:
What did you say Nicky? *mmmm*
fortysix_and_two:
I just bought it not too long ago. Needed a steering column.
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
No seriously. I just made the awesomestest rice pudding in the whole entire world.
No seriously. I just made the awesomestest rice pudding in the whole entire world.
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lemonkid:
Mmmm... dessert tastes like victory!
muzencab:
iughtnuu. I think I feel down cause I'm not in the sg seattle scene very much anymore. I spend all day painting and then I have to spend time with the woman. I missed the canadians, and a bad ass party, plus a kind of fizzled crush. It seems like time is the only cure.
I just see myself acting out minor depression actions. Mostly not able to get out of bed in the morning. That bothers me the most. I'm gonna stay at jennies tonight. She usually has to get up early, so that might give me some gumption to get going. Plus painting all day tuesday-that'll help. I also need to call unemployment.
Front me some seretonin. Fuck it, maybe I should go on a road trip. How far is Bakersfeild from seattle?
I just see myself acting out minor depression actions. Mostly not able to get out of bed in the morning. That bothers me the most. I'm gonna stay at jennies tonight. She usually has to get up early, so that might give me some gumption to get going. Plus painting all day tuesday-that'll help. I also need to call unemployment.
Front me some seretonin. Fuck it, maybe I should go on a road trip. How far is Bakersfeild from seattle?
You're lucky to even know me.
You're lucky to be alive.
You're lucky to be alive.
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michael_desade:
I guess it all goes back to day I prayed for patience.
michael_desade:
No, but that would be a great screen name 
We all like to talk about how the Internet is such a grounbreaking educational tool, but we're missing what it can teach us about ourselves. Porn sites are the window to the modern soul; they're glimpses into the twisted mind of a faceless society. All the deviancy Freud tried to deduce through decades of analysis is now completely exposed in seconds (or milliseconds, if you...
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michael_desade:
RYN: an insomniac on Nyquil
"You're missing the point," she said. "What you're saying makes sense in theory, but not in practice. You're trying to compare apples and oranges."
"Why do you keep saying that?" he asked in response. "Apples and oranges aren't that different, really. I mean, they're both fruit. Their weight is extremely similar. They both contain acidic elements. They're both roughly spherical. They serve the same social...
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"Why do you keep saying that?" he asked in response. "Apples and oranges aren't that different, really. I mean, they're both fruit. Their weight is extremely similar. They both contain acidic elements. They're both roughly spherical. They serve the same social...
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null:
Hon, I've been a professional software developer since I was 18. You don't know from dorks. Not the way I do.
null:
I hang out with Muzencab. I can deal with retards.
A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby
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hypnos77611:
Satisfaction is the best.
silencenoir:
Gotta love Elvis 
Rain again tonight.
My shoulders and neck are killing me and I don't know why, but if I had to hazard a guess, I'd say it's stress.
Is it the weekend yet?
My shoulders and neck are killing me and I don't know why, but if I had to hazard a guess, I'd say it's stress.
Is it the weekend yet?
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null:
I've got my phone programmed to ring with specific rings based on who you are in my address book. If no address matches, I hear the Dr. Who theme song and don't pick up. Life's easier that way.
Although, a satellite TV installer used to have my number before I got it. I got sick of telling people that they had the wrong number, so I started scheduling them for appointments instead and then pretending I didn't know what they were talking about when they called back.
Although, a satellite TV installer used to have my number before I got it. I got sick of telling people that they had the wrong number, so I started scheduling them for appointments instead and then pretending I didn't know what they were talking about when they called back.
yonicsoothe:
Too bad you're so far away, RacheL...
Lamar has very strong hands and magic fingers...
Hey, if you ain't got pLans,
come out to Long Beach on Saturn Day,
HONKY is pLaying, and i'LL see you there!!!
Sat, February 21
HONKY
@
Alex's
2913 E Anaheim
Long Beach, CA
http://www.honky.net
hope you feel better, sweety!!!
Lamar has very strong hands and magic fingers...
Hey, if you ain't got pLans,
come out to Long Beach on Saturn Day,
HONKY is pLaying, and i'LL see you there!!!
Sat, February 21
HONKY
@
Alex's
2913 E Anaheim
Long Beach, CA
http://www.honky.net
hope you feel better, sweety!!!
Best (and worst) thing I've read today:
"Sometimes they'll cheat with the nude pictures they send of themselves," McLaughlin says. "They'll send a picture of a penis they've dragged off the Internet. I've got one penis eight people claim is theirs. It's like a time-share penis."
"Sometimes they'll cheat with the nude pictures they send of themselves," McLaughlin says. "They'll send a picture of a penis they've dragged off the Internet. I've got one penis eight people claim is theirs. It's like a time-share penis."
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sonofmorrissey:
Ass and titties...dur!?
I hear the weather is insane down in OC right now...severe weather alert and all.
I hear the weather is insane down in OC right now...severe weather alert and all.
scooter11:
Oh, sure. I'm not a big Kerry fan, but that's no even an issue. (I mean, let's be candid, I'd vote for Felix the Cat against Bush.)
Best (and worst) thing I've read today:
"Sometimes they'll cheat with the nude pictures they send of themselves," McLaughlin says. "They'll send a picture of a penis they've dragged of the Internet. I've got one penis eight people claim is theirs. It's like a time-share penis."
"Sometimes they'll cheat with the nude pictures they send of themselves," McLaughlin says. "They'll send a picture of a penis they've dragged of the Internet. I've got one penis eight people claim is theirs. It's like a time-share penis."
Sometimes I'm sure that my day would be more productive if, instead of trying to work, I just spent it screaming
"I CAN'T DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO,"
repeatedly.
"I CAN'T DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO,"
repeatedly.
mistersatan:
Well, I wrote that earlier today, but things actually picked up and it's turning out to be a pretty good day.
How utterly Socratic of me, I know.
How utterly Socratic of me, I know.
sonofmorrissey:
Actually, I'm one of those freak-show people who like rainy and cold weather. *shrug*
Here's my friendly advice for the day.
USE THE GOD DAMN CROSSWALK.
I almost killed someone this morning.
And in other news; lyrics that I really like that I really wish I didn't:
Breathe in for luck,
breathe in so deep,
this air is blessed,
you share with me.
This night is wild,
so calm and dull,
these hearts they race,
from self control.
Your...
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USE THE GOD DAMN CROSSWALK.
I almost killed someone this morning.
And in other news; lyrics that I really like that I really wish I didn't:
Breathe in for luck,
breathe in so deep,
this air is blessed,
you share with me.
This night is wild,
so calm and dull,
these hearts they race,
from self control.
Your...
Read More
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fortysix_and_two:
Who is that by?
I would have loved your company that evening, we could have had a blast!
I would have loved your company that evening, we could have had a blast!
clutch64:
In S.F. they don't usually come off the curb until safe, in Berkeley they will walk out in front you sure bet... any color of light, in Oakland it depends where you're at and who you're with. 
Nice words...yours? 
Nice words...yours?