I've never stolen anything. Not a sweater from Nordstrom. Not a candybar from Wal-mart. I'm not telling you this as part of my goody-two-shoes routine, but to illustrate my complete lack of experience with this sort of thing.
It's only relevant because I just learned that DAVID SEDARIS HAS A NEW BOOK OUT. To complicate matters, I have no money.
This leaves two options. I...
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It's only relevant because I just learned that DAVID SEDARIS HAS A NEW BOOK OUT. To complicate matters, I have no money.
This leaves two options. I...
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I may be the hugest dork in the world, but god damn, I like Crowded House.
Quick everyone! What do you get when you add seven percent to $41.24?
Quick everyone! What do you get when you add seven percent to $41.24?
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caddi56:
math is bad mmmmm kay
magilla:
Something So Strong. Awesome. The whole album. Awesome. I'm with you dork-sister.
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lemonkid:
Well I am incredibly dashing.
leavemehere:
I wont.
The show was so rad!
The show was so rad!
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joscelyne:
I'm more of a Laetitia Casta girl myself. That bra above though is pretty fucking cute.
I heart you.
I heart you.
obd:
mmmmm....
Oh, and I had the Deep Purple version of that song in my head.
Oh, and I had the Deep Purple version of that song in my head.
God damn, I'm happy.
I told you my bad moods never last long.
I told you my bad moods never last long.
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jeff_fries:
I'm gleead for you too.
mistersatan:
Bad? That's Cream, dude!
Ugh. 
Don't mind me, it's just reality bringing me back to Earth. You can't have good without bad, I guess. Yin and yang and all that.
Don't mind me, it's just reality bringing me back to Earth. You can't have good without bad, I guess. Yin and yang and all that.
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stgeorge:
Sounds like you've got it big time! So happy for you
fleur:
Thanks! I hate reality. Id rather live in the world that I created.
I know I've got it bad when I find myself, without realizing it, singing Beatles lyrics in random public places loud enough for strangers to give me funny looks.
Waiting for the ATM - Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you,
Picking up Diet Coke at the market - Tomorrow I’ll miss you;
Weeding the front yard - Remember I’ll always be true.
My weekly...
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Waiting for the ATM - Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you,
Picking up Diet Coke at the market - Tomorrow I’ll miss you;
Weeding the front yard - Remember I’ll always be true.
My weekly...
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scooter11:
Oh, come on, my priorities aren't that fucked up.
scooter11:
No, it means emails to friends. 
Things I learned this weekend:
- Eight hours in the car with no A/C sucks. A lot.
- OC to SF is a long fucking drive.
- OC to Seattle is even longer.
- Plane tickets are expensive.
- Physics is best explained while naked.
- When planning to spend the night in someone else's hotel room, one should pack a bag. With condoms.
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mistersatan:
I know it is.
mistersatan:
I know. Thanks for reminding me, though. 
Oh, what the hell-
Oh, what the hell-
July seems so far away.
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redneck70:
Hardy har har!
thefuckoffkid:
There's a special place in my heart reserved for you.
"Unravled stalks here."
"Unravled stalks here."
becca: We're so good together.
me: We're like the dynamic duo!
becca: Except without all the gayne...scratch that, we're exactly like the dynamic duo!
me: We're like the dynamic duo!
becca: Except without all the gayne...scratch that, we're exactly like the dynamic duo!
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mqx:
The new profile one?
lemonkid:
I was thinking you and Bec.. although I'm sure you and Randy will become insane together too.
Anticipation, Anticipation
Is making me late
Is keeping me waiting
And I tell you how easy it is to be with you
And how right your arms feel around me.
Bit I rehearsed those words just late last night
When I was thinking about how right tonight might be.
Anticipation, Anticipation
Is making me late
Is keeping me waiting
And tomorrow we might not be...
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Is making me late
Is keeping me waiting
And I tell you how easy it is to be with you
And how right your arms feel around me.
Bit I rehearsed those words just late last night
When I was thinking about how right tonight might be.
Anticipation, Anticipation
Is making me late
Is keeping me waiting
And tomorrow we might not be...
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mistersatan:
You just might be the cutest girl in the history of cute girls.
See you soon.
See you soon.
thefuckoffkid:
Sometimes a man gets carried away,
When he feels like he should be having his fun
Much too blind to see the damage he's done
Sometimes a man must awake to find that, really,
He has no-one...
So I'll wait for you... And I'll burn
Will I ever see your sweet return,
Oh, will I ever learn?
Oh, Lover, you should've come over
Cause it's not too late.
... oh wait ...
too wistful for an anticipatory mood.
When he feels like he should be having his fun
Much too blind to see the damage he's done
Sometimes a man must awake to find that, really,
He has no-one...
So I'll wait for you... And I'll burn
Will I ever see your sweet return,
Oh, will I ever learn?
Oh, Lover, you should've come over
Cause it's not too late.
... oh wait ...
too wistful for an anticipatory mood. So I know I said this yesterday, but I haven't been able to focus on much else lately:
San Francicso (and all that it stands for) in TWO DAYS.
And of course Monsieur Citron, but that goes without saying.
San Francicso (and all that it stands for) in TWO DAYS.
And of course Monsieur Citron, but that goes without saying.
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lemonkid:
nice try. 
clever though, very clever. are you getting to SF tomorrow?
clever though, very clever. are you getting to SF tomorrow?
lemonkid:
Saturday night,
when the moon is out,
I'm gonna head on over to the twist and shout,
gonna twist my partner to the cajun beat,
when she lifts me up, I'm gonna find my feet.
blah blah blah.
bwahahahahahaha!
til Friday then.
when the moon is out,
I'm gonna head on over to the twist and shout,
gonna twist my partner to the cajun beat,
when she lifts me up, I'm gonna find my feet.
blah blah blah.
bwahahahahahaha!
til Friday then.
Double dating is fine with me, but umm...I think's he's a bit too big for the carry-on bag.