I'm so freaking tired. I need another weekend to recover from this one.
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Sometimes I slowly drift away
From all the dull routine
That's with me every day
A fantasy will come to me
Diamonds are what I really need
Think I'll rob a store, escape the law
And live in Italy
From all the dull routine
That's with me every day
A fantasy will come to me
Diamonds are what I really need
Think I'll rob a store, escape the law
And live in Italy
Off to Trader Joe's to get the ingredients for peanut sauce.
That'll go on the satay, but what else should I make for dinner tonight?
That'll go on the satay, but what else should I make for dinner tonight?
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apex_tiki:
that sounds really good. i think thai food is on the agenda for tomorrow. 
samling:
master??
My dad is here and I am happy. He knows exactly what I like.
He brought me a big bag of books, we went to the Vietnamese supermarket, we had chicken and waffles, we saw lots of fish, and we went to I, Robot. And not only have I not spent a penny, I'm actually forty bucks up after he handed me his change at...
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He brought me a big bag of books, we went to the Vietnamese supermarket, we had chicken and waffles, we saw lots of fish, and we went to I, Robot. And not only have I not spent a penny, I'm actually forty bucks up after he handed me his change at...
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obd:
that's what dad's are for. 
samling:
i love your dad too!!
but i don't hump family members. only you, my sweet syrup.
but i don't hump family members. only you, my sweet syrup.
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crazedlunatik:
If you can get me a job I will buy you a pack of gum or something... 
scarydoll:
too poor... 
Holy fuck. I have to go masturbate now.
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mathematics:
you shouldn't be. i mean, c'mon, your family is visiting you!!! i should be the jealous one. 
It is now one month and one day until my birthday.
If you will please direct your attention here for a moment:
http://tinyurl.com/3uamf
we can make this easier on everyone.
Thank you and goodnight.
If you will please direct your attention here for a moment:
http://tinyurl.com/3uamf
we can make this easier on everyone.
Thank you and goodnight.
mistersatan:
Duly noted.
And no, I've just been on a Ween bender for the past week or so.
And no, I've just been on a Ween bender for the past week or so.
My dad and family will be here Thursday (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), and I've cleaned...the garage. What the fuck? My dad's not going to be hanging out in the garage.
So I'll probably be up until 3 am tomorrow cleaning the house. I'm such a fucking slacker sometimes.
So I'll probably be up until 3 am tomorrow cleaning the house. I'm such a fucking slacker sometimes.
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samling:
i'll be your priiiivate dancer, a dancer for money!! i'll do want you want me to dooooo!!!
theinsomniac:
Just take your mouse and keyboard to a neighbor, and offer 20 bucks to hide them away from you for 24 hours.
I'm not feeling quite myself today.
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samling:
you're not oprah now, are you?
troglodyte:
Apple, apple strawberry, apple raspberry, apple blackberry, strawberry rhubarb, peach, peach blueberry, "bumbleberry" (strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, bluberry).
*cough*Whore*cough*
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scooter11:
Actally, that's ho that was..
michael_desade:
That's just whoreble.
My dad's probably coming for a visit sometime this week. Which means I really need to turn off the computer and clean the house.
Really.
We'll see what happens.
Really.
We'll see what happens.
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thefuckoffkid:
See? That's why I love you.
Cleaned house yet?
Cleaned house yet?
thefuckoffkid:
No no, it's "Fuck you very much."
Tsk.
Tsk.
Why the hell haven't I gone to bed yet?
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samling:
is kissing sexual? i don't think it is
violencejack:
Because sleep is optional until you pass out from exhaustion, and life is just too damn interesting to waste unconscious.
She's a little naughty and a little nice, so who knows. Actually, maybe more like a lot of each.