If you find a way out, oh would you just let me know how?
Would you just let me know how?
Blame it on the web but the spider's your problem now.
Language is for liquid that we're all dissolved in.
Great for solving problems, after it creates a problem.
Blame it on the Tetons. God, I need a scapegoat now.
Everyone's a building burning...
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Would you just let me know how?
Blame it on the web but the spider's your problem now.
Language is for liquid that we're all dissolved in.
Great for solving problems, after it creates a problem.
Blame it on the Tetons. God, I need a scapegoat now.
Everyone's a building burning...
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I finally got rid of that stupid couch I dragged in from the curb the other night when I was drunk. I was getting tired of climbing over it just to get to bed. Well, get rid of is relative, it's back out on the curb. Hopefully it'll be gone before morning.
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obd:
it's good to live in a neighborhood of abandoned couches.
lemonkid:
Aren't we all?
And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway.
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samling:
you are no fun. i'll try again.....
samling:
New Age Foam harness with removable superior quality two-toned 4 1/2" slender Jelly Thruster. Harness is adjustable and comes equipped with a beautifully sculpted, high quality dildo. Harness and accessories are interchangeable.
New Age Foam harness with removable superior quality two-toned 4 1/2" slender Jelly Thruster. Harness is adjustable and comes equipped with a beautifully sculpted, high quality dildo. Harness and accessories are interchangeable.
My birthday's in twenty days. Just saying. 
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jem:
they are mighty tasty this time of year.
a little salty..but otherwise A-OK!
a little salty..but otherwise A-OK!
samling:
how about this for your birthday?
i love you!
how about this for your birthday?
i love you!
My dog and I spent the afternoon with some lovely SGLBC people and then took a short trip to the dog park, figuring the fresh air and getting out of the house would do us both good. It seems that my next door neighbor moved to a no dogs allowed apartment and just left his dog behind. So there are three dogs at my house...
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stgeorge:
Would I do that? 
lemonkid:
Nice bouncing angels.
*sits back behind desk*
*sits back behind desk*
Time to down a bottle of DayQuil and make myself and my dog presentable. We've got appearances to make.
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theinsomniac:
Ah DayQuill, the Quaaludes of the 21st Century working man.
freakpirate:
Blasted DayQuil... They do nothing for me!!!
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samling:
haha, i knew you'd get a kick outta those. i saw a couple other things i thought would totally go with your balls.
velocity:
Yeah, being sick kind of does disqualify you from the contest. Perhaps it will make you feel better to know that someone in the midwest (hint: me) just finished knitting something wicked for you.
I'm sick. *sniffle* 
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lemonkid:
Lovesick?
samling:
*throws blanket in dryer to get nice and warm, while preparing some vanilla custard with nutmeg and waiting to master to ring bell should she need anything before dryer is done*
Hit me in my face
Hit me with your fist
Clobber me with a stick
Beat the hell out of me as I mess up
Beat my ass
Beat my ass
Beat my ass
Beat my ass
Clock me in the head
Throw me against the wall and bruise me up
Give me a black eye
Thrash the hell out of me
Beat my ass...
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Hit me with your fist
Clobber me with a stick
Beat the hell out of me as I mess up
Beat my ass
Beat my ass
Beat my ass
Beat my ass
Clock me in the head
Throw me against the wall and bruise me up
Give me a black eye
Thrash the hell out of me
Beat my ass...
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mistersatan:
Why? So I can give that one to you too?
becca_____:
Mom is very concerned that you may not realize that the princess bounce house is probably not full sized, and you may not be able to bounce to your fullest potential in it. She doesn't want you to be disappointed.
Oh, yeah, and A LEAF BLOWER??
Oh, yeah, and A LEAF BLOWER??
Once I had a boyfriend who said he would call me. And then he didn't. For three days.
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lemonkid:
It's orginally a Bessie Jackson song, actually.
velocity:
Once I had a boyfriend who called me several times every day. Oh wait, I still do.
I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch.
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scooter11:
Aww...
lemonkid:
Try to improve your lot in life. Aim for shallots.
I actually took a nap at work yesterday.
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samling:
i would like that too, for i must accept whatever you give me, master.
i'd make a good submissive
i'd make a good submissive
superflea:
I did that many years ago.
Quite shamelessly, as I recall.
And I'm trying to rationalize putting a hammock in my office now!
Quite shamelessly, as I recall.
And I'm trying to rationalize putting a hammock in my office now!
I miss having a barbeque... Oh god... the food I could make