I bet you don't own a giant blow up orange. But I do thanks to Lemonkid.
Who wants to come over and blow it up?
Who wants to come over and blow it up?
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I'm at work.
I really, really, really want to be somewhere else.
I really, really, really want to be somewhere else.
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lemonkid:
Yeah, why aren't you up here? 
obd:
I'd bet you are by now. I'll see you crazy kids tomorrow night.
That whole sleeping alone thing in my profile over there? It's true.
My very favorite thing in the world is waking up next to the person I love in bed next to me with his arms around me.
I'd probably avoid this journal for the next week or so if you don't like the sappy stuff.
My very favorite thing in the world is waking up next to the person I love in bed next to me with his arms around me.
I'd probably avoid this journal for the next week or so if you don't like the sappy stuff.
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jeff_fries:
Holy shit, are the two of you actually signing on and off to respond in each other's journals? to entertain us? on your slow-ass computer even?
jeff_fries:
Sure. I get off school at 7:00 so I don't know how long it'll take me to get to this place from your place but I get off school at 7:00. Yeah let me double-check and make sure I can do it, no I probably can.
Ok. So yes.
Ok. So yes.
Everybody who had sex with MisterSatan last night raise your hand.
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friedbanana105:
wait, i don't see you raising your hand...
hmm...
glad you had fun. tell me, do you call out his name in the throes of passion?
hmm...
glad you had fun. tell me, do you call out his name in the throes of passion?
trilobyte:
*raises hand*
Oh wait, last night. I thought you meant Friday loloolololol
It was great getting to meet you on Friday, and thanks for stopping by. I hope everything gets sorted out quickly!
odi omnes
Oh wait, last night. I thought you meant Friday loloolololol
It was great getting to meet you on Friday, and thanks for stopping by. I hope everything gets sorted out quickly!
odi omnes
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odette:
woooooooot....
having fun?
having fun?
juxtapose:
How exciting.........Be careful in the bathroom..that cant be sanitary LOL
How exciting.........Be careful in the bathroom..that cant be sanitary LOLI have four computers. None of them work properly.
Who wants to help?
Who wants to help?
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devildoll:
Craig might be able to help. Check your email.
juxtapose:
Thanks
Tomorrow at this time...well, tomorrow at this time I'll be here. But tomorrow at this time plus twelve hours, I just might be having sex in a public restroom somewhere inside of LAX.
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obd:
entirely up to you two [you know best].
mqx:
Dude, I've seen him and I've been in public restrooms ... they don't make stalls that can withstand that much man in that much motion!
PS - Cali, cali, cali!
PPS - I really wish you guys the best on his trip.
PS - Cali, cali, cali!
PPS - I really wish you guys the best on his trip.
Tonight I'm getting a massage (for free!!!!!!) from CockyPMSGirl, having dinner with Jeff_Fries, Ivy, and Sadistic_Bastard, and XanaxBoy is moving in.
I'm a lucky girl.
Of course, I'm screwed if I ever get kicked off the site.
I'm a lucky girl.
Of course, I'm screwed if I ever get kicked off the site.
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sillyzebra:
i have stress and tension ...i need a massage for free too... and a slurpee
xanaxboy:
No I don't update enough, I'm busted... 
The guy in the elevator managed to continue staring straight ahead as we talked about making out. He looked at us funny as we idly wondered about the legalities of marrying your own sister in the state of Nevada, though.
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tank_ex_mortis:
Elevator people are scary. 
They're like normal people only EEEEVIL and smelly.
They're like normal people only EEEEVIL and smelly.
lemonkid:
What is with you and your sister making out? 
Anyone need a job? We need a new guy in our warehouse in Santa Ana, and I'm determined that it be someone who doesn't hate me this time.
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juxtapose:
I can't wait to see you tomorrow ...
mistersatan:
This isn't a game; I'm serious.
Don't worry, though. I'll explain later.
Don't worry, though. I'll explain later.
"Never go to the sex shop when you're horny. You have no idea what you're going to end up with. Make a list. Stick to the list."
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sixfeetunder:
kind of like going to the grocery store intoxicated
monkeybutt:
just beware of vibrators with big battery packs.
Home from Vegas. Managed to come out ahead even though I lost at the slots, thanks to the generosity of my uncles.
Holy fuck it's humid here. This is Californina, not Florida. Things better change before my boyfriend the yeti gets here or I'm going to have to start sacrificing weather men to the gods. Dallas Raines goes first.
Holy fuck it's humid here. This is Californina, not Florida. Things better change before my boyfriend the yeti gets here or I'm going to have to start sacrificing weather men to the gods. Dallas Raines goes first.
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minsc_and_boo:
i no longer date. My wife on the other hand has given me my last 2 Hamsters so i don't think she is jealous of them
juxtapose:
Yeti....Oh you beter have some good storytellin for me on Wed. woman! Unravel your life to me...I'm interested.
I'm soo excited.
I'm soo excited.
sorry about your car. we missed you at dinner last night.