The dog started barking maniacally at the couch yesterday. So I moved it around and looked under it, she sniffed around, and we didn't see anything. I gave up and walked into another room. Seconds later a GIANT mouse ran by my feet.
It ran into the kitchen so I dutifully found the rat traps, baited them with peanut butter, and set them out of...
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It ran into the kitchen so I dutifully found the rat traps, baited them with peanut butter, and set them out of...
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mistersatan:
I'm not afraid of that- I'm afraid of another trip to the doctor's office.
kirin_ka:
I could be targeted towards women, but there was a significent amount of liquid in the cup.
It's officially started. The "listen at work" station that they listen to at work started with the Christmas music this morning.
It's not even Thanksgiving. Sigh...
It's not even Thanksgiving. Sigh...
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llouys:
christmas music is annoying as fuck.
if you'll pardon my french.
if you'll pardon my french.
scarydoll:
I like christmas, but I hate christmas music. 
This is my next door neighbor. The friend who found her, not the one who was raped. My roommate and I had to get up at 2 AM the other night to move his car so that the tow truck could take away the cab.
Fucking scary.
Fucking scary.
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unnecessaryz:
That's been happening more and more in NYC. It's getting to the point where I actually feel safer dropping my girlfriend off at the subway station than I do putting her in a cab. Whenever I do, I always make sure the driver sees me look at his cab number, then give him a look that says "Remember this face in case your dick starts to get a little hard."
devildoll:
I saw the news report and I thought that was your street!!
That is really scary. Poor girl....
That is really scary. Poor girl....
Thank you for all the suggestions on porn. However, Jeff_Fries is not that kind of friend. We went to see The Incredibles instead. We did talk about what kind of knock off porn they'd make of the movie though.
The Incrediballs?
What else?
The Incrediballs?
What else?
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mathematics:
i've heard mixed reviews about this film. how was it?
obd:
stupid virus. I need to see that movie.
Jeff_Fries won't let me drag him to a chick movie tonight. What should we see instead?
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troglodyte:
Porn. Take him to the quarter booths at your local pornography retail outlet. But if you drop anything on the floor, for the love of God, don't pick it up.
corsair:
That new movie about the treasure map on the back of the U.S. constitution looks good.
Things are good for me.
Having a solid, concrete plan is good for me.
Being less uncertain is good for me.
Now we'll see if Seattle is good for me.
Having a solid, concrete plan is good for me.
Being less uncertain is good for me.
Now we'll see if Seattle is good for me.
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rubbersoul:
I hear it rains up there. Bring your umbrella.
flux:
WONDERFUL!!
Today, in a word, bittersweet. Thought I'd lost a friend, now it looks like maybe not, but he's hurting and there's nothing I can do about it.
Started the day on very uncertain terms in the love department, but came through with flying colors. Can you have your cake and eat it too? I think maybe so, when you believe.
So answer me this:
Do...
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Started the day on very uncertain terms in the love department, but came through with flying colors. Can you have your cake and eat it too? I think maybe so, when you believe.
So answer me this:
Do...
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kirin_ka:
I am going to see I 
Hukabees again. I can't remember if you said you liked that one or not.
Hukabees again. I can't remember if you said you liked that one or not.
uncognitive:
I believe in a thing called love.
Or at least lust and goofy sappiness with someone I really actually dig living with.
I'll get back to you on that whole "ever after" thing.
Or at least lust and goofy sappiness with someone I really actually dig living with.
I'll get back to you on that whole "ever after" thing.
What'd we learn today, kids?
a. unravled can't stay awake for a Kevin Smith film, even with cofee.
b. XanaxBoy does a mean load of dishes.
c. PERHAPSEVIL leaves the cutest little notes, and should be fed properly more often.
d. Sometimes, when it comes from the wrong person, the message hurts almost as much as not hearing it at all.
a. unravled can't stay awake for a Kevin Smith film, even with cofee.
b. XanaxBoy does a mean load of dishes.
c. PERHAPSEVIL leaves the cutest little notes, and should be fed properly more often.
d. Sometimes, when it comes from the wrong person, the message hurts almost as much as not hearing it at all.
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kirin_ka:
Honestly, I don't think I can give you up as a friend. You are way too cool. So I apologize about that. Your friendship is completely worth it. I will find the movie. Even if I have to go to Africa and live with lions.
[Edited on Nov 14, 2004 10:50PM]
[Edited on Nov 14, 2004 10:50PM]
michael_desade:
moving where?
Found water chestnuts in my bed this morning.
I really need to stop giving my dog leftovers that she won't eat.
I really need to stop giving my dog leftovers that she won't eat.
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tygerblade:
Your idea has more style and panache. I just fake such qualities with carefully selected weirdness.
Obviously we aren't going to have this robbery ready by eight. And I've nver been to OC, so I'd get lost on the way to your place anyway. Sigh.
Obviously we aren't going to have this robbery ready by eight. And I've nver been to OC, so I'd get lost on the way to your place anyway. Sigh.
scooter11:
Mmm, water chestnuts.
I'm afraid that sometimes I use this journal as just a way to vent.
But you know, my life really isn't all that bad. Sure, there's room for improvement, but I'm sure that will always be the case. I think you have to take the time to enjoy it while you live it instead of reflecting back on what could have been. And my life...
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But you know, my life really isn't all that bad. Sure, there's room for improvement, but I'm sure that will always be the case. I think you have to take the time to enjoy it while you live it instead of reflecting back on what could have been. And my life...
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trilobyte:
Don't be afraid, embrace it. This thing is for you to use. Best to vent here, depressurize a bit, and have less stress and unhappiness in your life.
I need fuel....
odi omnes
I need fuel....
odi omnes
kirin_ka:
Bo staff skills, computer hacking skills, nunchuk skills.
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sydni:
joey tribiani voice: how YOU doin? 
cai:
so much responsibility!! and so much fun. congrats! 
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joscelyne:
My brain feels all splodey now.
becca_____:
I don't know why. We agreed on thanksgiving, and I feel like if I change it it'll mean I'm pushing for the breakup more than he is, and then it won't be mutual, and then it'll throw things out of whack. Plus the longer I wait to be single the longer I'm able to keep myself from turbo-slutdom. Cause damn I'm horny.
Are you really buying it? Either way is fine. Which do you want me to do?
Are you really buying it? Either way is fine. Which do you want me to do?