I also got to wear Maxx's frilly pink eyemask. There's a picture around here somewhere of him in my hat with ears.
See what you miss when you don't live here?

Reason: Eating pancakes. Why aren't you?
Fuckin.... DINGOES, MAN! EVERYWHERE!
I figure it's easier to take them in liquid form.
Besides, my sister has conditioned me to tomato juice with all the Bloody Marys she makes me.
You drove! Wowsers! How were the pannycakes?
I should have given you Tberius address so you could dragged him out of his house.
Social misfit.
becca said:
i don't get the 6. help me. i am in love and drunk, but i did make out with the hot guy which uis serious progress ofr me. i am much hotter than i used to mbe. go fror me. i love you rachel. i wish i was hot enough to be loved and feel...
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My brother would kill me if I did something like that... then again... he's not here so it doesn't really matter.

unravled said:
You could start wearing pants. Or you could get the fuck out of Canada.
Victoria has lost so many wonderful girls lately. Don't you dare try to steal another one!
"Only when I think of you."
"When did the 69 turn into just the 6?"
"Cunt."
"Feel this."
I think there may be some sort of line that we cross on pretty much a daily basis here at my office.
In related news, I ♥ Alaska Airlines.
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No shit. You just stabbed me with your fucking pokey stick of doom.
I know exactly how you feel.
Now she's busy trying to eat the chair I'm sitting in.
She's lucky she's cute.
NapoleonDynamite said:
You are right.
HA! Those of you with us on Wednesday night know what I'm talking about.
After half an hour of arguing on the phone about theology, Judaism, and reality, I hung up and my roommate says, "You get interesting prank calls."
He said, "I didn't used to."
AND I can see that, you are definitly peachy!