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So I don't smile much. You don't like it, go sit on an ant hill with honey on your butt.
Now, seeing as how I'm all outta interesting drama in my
life, I was digging around in my photobucket album, and came up with a buncha random pics to share. Perhaps you have seen them, perhaps you haven't. Look at them. I command you.

The...
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pinkzebra:
Ooooh...it's Kermit! It's really early...it's like 7:30 AM...and I just woke up and freaked out and thought it was 7PM....and I was mad cause I thought I missed Softball Practice and I'm supposed to go to IKEA and the Ibercoop shopping center...and I thought I missed it all. So I called some friends that are supposed to go with the boy and I and freaked them out for a minute...then they told me...it's only 7AM. And now I can't go back to sleep...so I'm drinking a glass of chocolate milk and typing this to you. THE END surreal shocked eeek whatever confused ooo aaa kiss

And now...I'll answer the questions.

1. Can you make yourself continuously burp? Nope...told you that the other night...I can't make myself burp at all...even if I wanted or needed to. frown

2. Do you have flat feet? Nope...I have pretty good arches in my feet...been told I could've been a dancer or a gymnast with my arches whatever

3. Who is the last person you flipped a bird at? My neighbor Charlie, all in good fun though...cause he's an awesome guy.

4. Have you had a bowel movement today? confused
Don't ask me that this early in the morning

5. Do you eat ice cream with a spoon or with a fork
like me? spoon...but I have eaten it with a spork on a few ocassions.

6. Send me a jar of olives. I will if you give me your address...but I don't think it'll make it to you if I just send it now with an address label that says JACK--Somewhere in Savannah, GA

7. If you have a hole in your undies do you throw em
away or keep wearin em anyway? Depends on the size of the hole. If it's like a tiny, tiny hole like you couldn't even fit a pen through it then, no. I'll wear them till the hole gets to be about the size of a nickel or quarter then I have to retire them.

8. I once ate a bug for money. What craziness have
you done for a few bucks? Well when I was younger....I used to let the guys at school play this little game they had started...at first it annoyed me but then I found it to be a good source of money...they'd see who could sucessfully throw the most quarters down my shirt....but the deal was I got to keep the quarters....I used to make about $5 a day just from that. Of course this was when I was like 14. whatever

9. Can you draw? oooh... I'm really good at drawing stars tongue...does that count? hehehe

10. What do hospitals smell like to you? They just have this sterile smell to them mixed with a hint of old people and a dash of death. confused

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beckyuill:
Well even though you didnt respond to my last comment, doing 1-40 of your quiz, i'll still be a good friend and do this one too. hmph. wink

1) no. but when i do-they're BIIIIG mama burps! like how Bernie Macs would sound.
2) as a matter of fact i do. me and my mom. cursed. i get this sharp-shooting pain where the arch should be if i walk too long.
3) my best friend tonite for making fun of my voice.
4) yes. 2 in fact. you? by the way how often do you go? whats normal for you? ive been very intrigued with digestion and bowels lately.
5) spoon. but im not an ice cream fan anyway.
6) if i get a tin of black ones back.
7) i keep wearing them. i pay good money for my panties.
8) im the darer not the daree.
9) sure's shootin'!
10) a spaceship. sickening. horrible. i hope i die at 55. perfect age.

Well there ya go little jack.... maybe you could be a dear and respond this time? but dont put yourself out....

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1. First grade teacher's name: Mr. Bojangles. I don't
remember!! Sheesh....

2. Last person you kissed: The girl I just dumped, Lea. But she called me last night and still wants to hangout. Yeah I know, I still got it....ahem.

3. Last words you said: I think it was something like
"whatever, bye."

4. Last song you sang: "Right Here In My Arms" by HIM...
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theburningred:
Holy Christ! I'll be here all day! (good thing i'm bored!)

1. First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Fullone! (of course I remember! (it wasn't that long ago! wink

2. Last person you kissed: gogoyubari

3. Last words you said: Ok fuckers, shut up so i can get back to work! blush
4. Last song you sang: "Banana Pancakes" by Jack Johnson, but i can sing your song too cuz u burned me a CD! smile

5. Last person you hugged: Taylor, my bosses' 14 year old daughter (i was saying goodnight)

6. Last thing you laughed at: My co-worker Drew being an idiot at lunch and spilling his garbage on an older lady on the way to toss it out. He's not klutzy, he was being dumb.

8. What's in your CD player: i'm listening to my ipod right now but in my car my disc changer has: coldplay, john mayer, the used, HIM, chevelle
9. What socks are you wearing: i'm not wearing any

10. What's under your bed: nothing! (same here) wink

11. Current status: wide awake, and antsy. surreal

12. Current taste: salsa (had a burrito for lunch)

13. Current hair style: pulled back with with ringlets coming down

14. Current clothes: khaki capris and white button down blouse, brown heels

15. Current Job: Marketing bitch- end of month psycho accounting assistant

16. Current longing: for a hot surfer boy love slave


17. Current desktop picture: Don't laugh, David Beckham (fuck u! i see u laughing!) mad

18. Current worry: That I'll never get out of this hole
I'm in financially. (same here, god! don't ya hate it!?)

19. Current hate: Anna Nicole Smith- TAKE YOUR TRIM SPA AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS BIZOTCH!!!!

20. Story behind your username: Name of a Machinehead album

21. Current favorite article of clothing: my baby doll t-shirt that reads: I'm not with stupid anymore"

22. Favorite physical feature(s) of the opposite sex: bok hehe

23. Last CD that you bought: No clue, I wanna say Korn greatest hits... all i do is buy songs from Itunes now. frown i need to learn how to pirate! ARRR!!!

24. Favorite place to be: on vacation, to anywhere!

25. Least favorite place: Work. Or the doctor. Doc

26. Time you wake up in the morning: 7:30 or 8

27. If you could play a new instrument, bass guitar (seems cooler) wink
29. Current favorite word/saying: Holy Shite!

30. Favorite book: I can't read!
31. Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction

32. Favorite Song: No clue- Geez that's a tough one...hmm...i'll just say my current one is the Red by Chevelle
34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Justin Bare, my friend who died last year in a car crash

35. Favorite day: Saturday

36. Where do you want to go: Hawaii

37. What is your career going to be: I will take over the world, and force everyone to party and no one will have a hangover or that shitty "wired" feeling wink

39. What kind of car will you have: I love my car, but I'll take an M3

41. A random lyric: "just so easy when the whole world fits inside of your arms..."
42. Eye Color: brown. boring. same here

43. Hair Color: black, with a slight red tint in the sun

44. Righty or Lefty: righty!

45. Zodiac Sign: Cancer

46.Innie or Outtie: innie


DESCRIBE...

47. Your heritage: Peruvian, Italian, Asian

48. The shoes you wore today: Brown heels

49. Your hair: shoulder length and wavy

50. Your weakness: hot sex (hey so what?!) whatever

51. Your fears: Being alone, never escaping bills, being stuck here forever (i'll agree)

52. Your dream: to spend all the time in the world doing whatever the hell i want.

53. Your most recent secret? I can't answer that.

54. Your thoughts first waking up: Snooze!

55. The first feature you notice in the (your prefference here) sex: eyes, teeth (if they smile)

56. Your bedtime: after midnight usually during the week, on the weekends 4-5 AM
57. Your most missed companion: Pookah (my ex's dog)

58. Your perfect pizza: Cheese, plain (i don't like it complicated)
59. Sweet and Chewy or Salty and Crunchy: salty and crunchy

60. Single or group dates: group!
61. Dogs or Cats: dogs (fo' sheezy!)

62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea

63. Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla

64. Cappuccino or coffee?: Neither

DO YOU...

65. Smoke: when i drink

66. Curse: way too much.

67. All the time, like a dying hyiena

68. Take a shower everyday: of course!

69. Have a crush: indeed.

71. Think you've been in love: i know i have

72. Want to go to college: for a little while

73. Want more than what you' got: YEP!

74. Want to get married: absolutely

75. Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: i try

76. Think you're attractive: yup, cuz my daddy says so! wink

77. Think you're a health freak: Not really, but i try to be smart and not eat what's bad for me.
78. Get along with your parents: sometimes

79. Play an instrument: i wish i did


IN THE PAST 3 months:

80. drink: i drank waaaay to much! :hiccup:

81. Smoke: (see above)

82. Done a drug: i leave this blank...

83. Made Out: I'm the make-out queen! blush

84. Go on a date: a few

85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no-way! that's gross!

86. Eaten sushi: definitely!

87. Been dumped: nope!

88. Made homemade cookies: no way (i'll burn down my apartment!)

89. Been in love: in the last 3 months...no i have not been in love...gimme time! wink
90. Gone skinny dipping: nope

91. Dyed your hair: yes (twice)

92. Stolen anything: no way

HAVE YOU EVER..

93. Had too much to drink: is this a trick question?
94. Been caught cheating: cheating is pointless, have a little respect for the other person!

95. Been called a tease: i don't tease.

96. Gotten beaten up: I'm a lady- so no.
97. Changed who you were to fit in: not at all
98. Cried at something beautiful: i cried when i watched "the notebook" does that count?

99. Spent too much money on something you didnt need? haha- of course! (story of my life!)

100. Cried when someone died: not in the last 3 months, but i did get sad over some people dying recently.

geez! i'm pooped! this is sugarbooty signing off! kiss

ARRR!!!
beckyuill:
oh MY jack! this will take me forever! but thin ankles huh? did i ever mention i can grip my ankles and my fingers touch?! thats right! you're missin out on these chicken legs!

well... i will at least start this. god knows if i'll finish.

1) Mrs. Tontz. i have a good memory.
2) Duh. im married. thats not even a cute giggly question anymore is it?
3) honest to God.. "Because you're OLD!"... to my gramma.
4) oh geez... um... Angry all the Time by Tim McGraw
5) daaave.
6) i made a joke to dave about me having a fantasy about him and hugh laurie together touching eachothers balls and he was like 'stop that! you're a sicko!' hahahaha i sure am.
7) well you skipped 7...
8) Steve holy i think. im going through a country phase.
9) im wearing those long stripey toe-socks jack. try to contain yourself.
10) bags, dartboard box, shoes, and i think one of my cats.
11) dark circles rimmed under my eyes from the computer
12) brownies
13) a shaggy bob i guess
14) jammies!
15) um. shut up!!
16) to move. period. to somewhere green, and cold.
17) blue
18) that i have crohn's disease, or IBS. or colon cancer.
19) how cluttered our apartment is
20) ok this is a long story..... its my name.
21) my abercrombie sweater
22) hands
23) its been too long. i usually break the law.
24) Buchanan Galleries, in scotland... (its a mall)...*sigh*
25) the doctor!!! thats why i refuse! or even anywhere real hot.
26) 10:30-11. HAH.
27) piano.
28) You skipped this number too. do you have something against 8's?
29) Nuts.
30) The Thief of Always by Clive Barker
31) oh you and dave have the same fav movie. mine is undetermined at this time.
32) i really like All Things Ordinary by the Anniversary. OR.... This is the Night by Clay Aiken. shut up.
33) you skipped that number too. poor jack.
34) Jon. my ex.
35) christmas.
36) well... id like to go back to scotland, but id like to go also--to sweden, and new zealand. and london.
37) artist
38) SEE!! you skipped 38 too! i knew you would!
39) i dont drive, and i dont plan on it!
40) um.. no 40.
41) under the water, things are much colder...under.. under the water, theres streets & theres towers.
Ok... im taking a break.. thats it for now. kiss
ill catch up on it later though if you're really that interested tongue
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pinkzebra:
**SMOOSH** kiss
thursday:
re: comic

no no, thank YOU.

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southernbelle:
Good morning darlin.....I know how you feel. I get those days too, I think everyone does. I think it was probably a good choice to end things, but you've got to do what is right for you. Sending big hugs your way!! kiss kiss kiss
theburningred:
Darling, I get landslides of negativity all the time! frown

No worries though, just send this rotten bitch in her place. Tell her that you fear you may not be able to lay it down proper. lol (now you got me talking like a male bastard on the internet!!!) wink

I really like the blue shirt. It's very springtime. Makes me want to go shopping, as today I'm wearing a grey cardigan.. (not spring at all!)

Can't always be fab! whatever

kiss have a great tuesday kiss
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RAAAGH! I wasn't feeling that update yesterday, especially
since things went so sour with that girl. I dropped her like a
hot steaming cow patty over the phone last night. What an
idiot I can be. So yeah, I just told her I was cutting it off and I was tired of the bullshit, so there. Then I proceeded to down many an alcoholic beverage...
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beckyuill:
i think your funny.


i bet your really sweet in real life.

sorry things didnt work out with you & the missus wink
pinkzebra:
hehehe....you make me feel giddy like a school girl when I talk to you. tongue

I had to say something equally as cool....

Squishfactor for you today: 12.0 biggrin
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I hate bugs.....
So today I have a few really lame pictures of what I did
after work. You don't care? Who asked you! If you're here,
chances are you are at least somewhat interested, so read
on...........

Okay, so I had the camera beside the bed as usual,
charging up because ya never know who I'm gonna have
in there that I wanna take...
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pinkzebra:
you have a new profile pic eeek eeek eeek

why the monkey? tongue shocked biggrin kiss

I so enjoyed talking to you last night!!! You better have had a drink for me. shocked
southernbelle:
Thank you for my text message!!! I woke up and there it was!! kiss I also got my picture yesterday, so thank you soooooo much!!! love You are the best!!!
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Well, tonight is drunken movie night. I'm bringing my flask and a girl, and we'll see what happens. Mayhaps a bit of sex type stuff is in the cards? Eh. Depends. Maybe after
we'll come back here, maybe we'll go to the beach. I'll
see how the night progresses. Also, there is this other girl
at work I am reallllly digging right now. I learn...
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pinkzebra:
Sounds like you have a better night planned out than me...I had plans...but they went all to shit. whatever
akathisia:
How did drunken movie night go? That sounds fun, i've been needing to do something like that.

I love the cure, mostly stuff Disintegration and earlier, but i LOVE it. Sometimes you can tell what a person listens to from how they look or their personality.
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Man, these daily updates are taking their toll........so, I'm just gonna tell you a story. A tale, if you will......

Jimmy The Weak Bladdered Squirrel

Jimmy was a squirrel. He also had a weak bladder. In
those days, a squirrel had to be tough, for everywhere in
the woods there were baaad animals out to get you. So
when he found out he couldn't go...
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southernbelle:
Do I not get a comment today.....frown
southernbelle:
YAY! smile I can't wait to get my superhero either....I'm gonna frame it and hang it up!! kiss
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thelibra:
um, are you aware that you left me a drunken testimonial? biggrin
southernbelle:
Awwwwwwwwwwww smile
Thank you for my funny picture the other day, it made me biggrin
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*Yawn*
I'm sleepy. Back from work and feelin the burn yo. I've
decided that I'm going to go downtown every Sunday and get breakfast and take pictures. Yesterday gave me this
relaxation I haven't felt in a long time. So I think I should
keep going. I need something other than booze to make
me happy. Now, with that nonsense said, I have more pics...
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xposingxpinupx:
Yippy skippy I got yo piccy in the mail yesterday, i was so happy, It looks even better in person. Thank you sooooooo much. Im going to get a frame for it this weekend. Thanks again you rock socks.
akathisia:
Yes, i was thinking about taking more pictures today and putting them up tonight or tomorrow. It is fun! We'll see if i can overcome the laziness.
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Okay. Prepare to staple your eyelids to your forehead, because I've been downtown all day with my brother Jim and my friend Chris, and took tons of pictures. I am prepared to share with you some of the beauty that is Savannah. Usually I don't like it here, but today was such a beautiful perfect day, I had to take pictures to show you what...
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beckyuill:
Well. you have nice lips. wait--are you that robert downey guy? you SO have that robert d. thing going on.

anyway.. me and you are competing with the pictures thing arent we? you always have to show me up bastard.

*crosses arms*

so...how are you? oh yeah? cool.

i had an ok weekend. watched CATS. dont. dont even say a bad word about it. you WISH you could be a cat. that sings.

if i dont stop being obsessed with you this might end up longer than my journal.

when were in bed, you know, doing it.. can i call you House?
ragdoll96923:
I worked at that yummy place
Savannahs candy kitchen.
i had tons of cool homeless friends who would hang out with me all day (when i was lucky they would let me go be the "sampler girl" outside. heh suckers)
good times. good times.

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Note to everyone: I'M NOT ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
It's getting to be kinda annoying. It's like I'm not even a person, just a shadow of some actor. The girl I've been hanging out with tonight told me I "SO have the Robert Downey Jr. thing goin on". Wtf. Second time someone has told me that this week. It's starting to get played out. Am I...
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akathisia:
That is a funny story. i have had things like that happen.....like buy a used CD and then see the same one a month later at a garage sale for a quarter.

Goodwill pisses me off now. The one in my town at least has raised their prices waaaay unreasonably. There were so many cassetes i wanted the last time wer went there, but they probably weren't in that good condition and the were 2.99 each. What a rip off for used tapes. mad
xposingxpinupx:
Robert Downey Jr.? Like you have a drug problem and have been to jail? lol.


Blurry drunky drunk pics. woohoo


I dont blame you for not sleeping with the chick i wouldnt have been able to do it either. wink