Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky, yeah August 8th is a beautiful day,
I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day,
Like waking up from a real bad dream, suddenly everything is ok.
The storm has passed and the sun is shining yeah August 8th is a beautiful day.
What's goin' on, what's goin on, is...
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I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day,
Like waking up from a real bad dream, suddenly everything is ok.
The storm has passed and the sun is shining yeah August 8th is a beautiful day.
What's goin' on, what's goin on, is...
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
~ George W. Bush
Come on! How can anyone take this guy seriously?
~ George W. Bush
Come on! How can anyone take this guy seriously?
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jonc:
pwned you like a pwn shoppe on a bad pwning day. hizzah!
kobi:
about 50. plus you cant forget he has got a bed probably and some furnature so that should take up some space and maybe lessen the amount you need
Fuckin A.
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jonc:
Lol dood I'm serious!!!! I have his number!! and i don't even know him!!!
punkjr:
Sorry I missed your call, we decided to go see Collateral, and I turned it off. 
So lately my journal seems to have consisted of personal quotes. Today, you get two quotes though. Aren't you lucky?
Someone found a porno mag with those really graphic/hillairious stories and was reading it out loud at work today. After a particularly detailed one involving lesbians and a strap-on, the following conversation occurred:
"Does it really say lesbos?"
other guy: "yeah, I'm not making this...
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Someone found a porno mag with those really graphic/hillairious stories and was reading it out loud at work today. After a particularly detailed one involving lesbians and a strap-on, the following conversation occurred:
"Does it really say lesbos?"
other guy: "yeah, I'm not making this...
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emilyrocks:
yeah.. neither of those quotes make a bit of sense to me...
maybe i had to be there...?
maybe i had to be there...?
supremepizzaman:
See, you need to chill out.
Also.
DONT MAKE ME KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!! I'll start kicking all your shizzle in!
Also.
DONT MAKE ME KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!! I'll start kicking all your shizzle in!
I'm in a really crap mood today. Probably because I didn't get out of work early. Perhaps I just need a beer and a nap.
Are you ready for the Trevallion quote of the day? (If strong language offends you, then don't read it because it's loaded with "colorful metaphors"
"What in the blue godamn fuck would I ever need a godamned fucking shovel on...
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Are you ready for the Trevallion quote of the day? (If strong language offends you, then don't read it because it's loaded with "colorful metaphors"
"What in the blue godamn fuck would I ever need a godamned fucking shovel on...
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tawnya:
And here I thought my overwhelming bitchyness just frightened you away.
tawnya:
fair enough. see ya thursday?
"If you ever drop your car keys in a big pool of molten lava, let 'em go, 'cause man, they are sooo gone."
-me, stoner years.
EDIT: I'm probably really asking for it, but no more german jesus ass pics in my journal, or you shall feel the wrath of the elvis mangina!
-me, stoner years.
EDIT: I'm probably really asking for it, but no more german jesus ass pics in my journal, or you shall feel the wrath of the elvis mangina!
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daversion:
pain... the boards are unbearably slooooww. no traffic. hmm, i should go see that movie again... 
tawnya:
I'm just of the opinion that all people suck. It makes life easier 
That's it. You guys get song lyrics. 
don't ever take away from me my pornography
we obviously don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I
want to see and read
don't try to take away from me
my right to privacy
what I do is no one's business but me
so stay in your missionary position
I hope that you...
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don't ever take away from me my pornography
we obviously don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I
want to see and read
don't try to take away from me
my right to privacy
what I do is no one's business but me
so stay in your missionary position
I hope that you...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Oh man, stop now!
emilyrocks:
nope still alive. i'm in santa rosa right now... whee...
and i'm not a professional yet...
and i'm not a professional yet...
wayne's world!
wayne's world!
party time!
excellent!
/air guitar
I was gonna leave you guys with song lyrics but I figured I'd say something instead. It's a full time job keeping my journal readers entertained, but you guys are awesome.
My bank account was totally empty last night. Know what that means? Yeah, I got paid today. That's the only thing I like about my...
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wayne's world!
party time!
excellent!
/air guitar
I was gonna leave you guys with song lyrics but I figured I'd say something instead. It's a full time job keeping my journal readers entertained, but you guys are awesome.
My bank account was totally empty last night. Know what that means? Yeah, I got paid today. That's the only thing I like about my...
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dunx:
I concede to Al. She is hotter than me. Plus, she may need the money more now.
Though I'm now curious as to what you do for a living. "Glue Sniffer" was a joke, right??
hehheh.
Though I'm now curious as to what you do for a living. "Glue Sniffer" was a joke, right??
hehheh.
I told the guy I work under today that I'd buy him a big ass bucket of fried chicken if I don't have to work this weekend, and I get to leave at a reasonable time tommorow. We'll see how it turns out.
I declawed myself today. I had some ridiculously long fingernails. They are a lot shorter now. I like having long fingernails because...
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I declawed myself today. I had some ridiculously long fingernails. They are a lot shorter now. I like having long fingernails because...
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akirali:
all it costs o get the weekend off is a bucket of chicken? thats a good deal 
it_thing_hard_on:
Haha! Dawson's trying to look tough.
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al:
Of course you can pee in my mouth back.
And if you look carefully, you'll notice one item with higher priority. I'm trying to prioritize the other things, but it goes so slowly when you only have dialup! I'll try to get on it this weekend.
And if you look carefully, you'll notice one item with higher priority. I'm trying to prioritize the other things, but it goes so slowly when you only have dialup! I'll try to get on it this weekend.
kobi:
Yep I do strange things when I'm drunk.
Did you build your computer yourself? There are these boxes that I want there clear and you can buy these neon lights n shit for the fans and for on your processors perty sweet-wast o money though.
Did you build your computer yourself? There are these boxes that I want there clear and you can buy these neon lights n shit for the fans and for on your processors perty sweet-wast o money though.
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niobe:
Why? You want me to leave?
niobe:
I know. But haven't I been doing a pretty good job of not being on here so often? Haven't I? I don't want to leave totally, I just want to cut back.
I know you are trying to help.
I know you are trying to help.
Awesome, albeit interesting, time last night. Woke up this morning sweating like mad, drove home, used the women's restroom in a gas station, and read a newspaper for the first time in about 2 years. I'm still hungover.
The last journal was cooler though. It had pictures.
The last journal was cooler though. It had pictures.
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thearcanecircle:
yeah the other entry was more entertaining
cutmeup:
I had a hangover today. Then i had to drive for an hour and got lost for about 30 mins. It was not good. 
dammit you rock harder than i do... that sucks...