THE WORST TIME TO FIGURE OUT THAT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO ROSES would be at 2 in the morning when you have to be at work at 6 and you already have a cold. I bought Sydni a half dozen roses on Friday, left them in my room, and spent the night at her place over the last few days. Tonight I'm sitting here hacking my...
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unravled:
It's only like, twenty hours total. But my sister would be crushed. And twelve extra hours in the car is A LOT.
it_thing_hard_on:
She's a cancerous twat.
A good friend told me a few days ago that I should be more patient. I'm not quite sure how serious he was being, but I'm going to take his words to heart. I get impatient, annoyed, and frustrated far too easily. I'm worried that this quirk may start to creep its head into my wonderful relationship sometime soon, and that really bothers me. I...
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desdenova:
It's true. Excessive Jameson consumption makes my vagina awfully sore.
keith:
Your user picture scares me. 
So this Catholic priest told me today, "It's time to stop sucking and start living."
Taken out of context, that's quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Bonus points because he looked like Marlon Brando. I swear I'm not making this up.
Taken out of context, that's quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Bonus points because he looked like Marlon Brando. I swear I'm not making this up.
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sydni:
i look like a dork, you dork. 
cosyne:
Wait -- was the priest talking about you or himself? Either way, that's no way for a man of God to be speaking.
Wait a minute....maybe he was just DRESSED like a priest! Yeah, like that guy in the movie Kingpin that sticks Woody Harrelson's hand in the ball return! Dude -- stay away from that guy -- he's no priest! Look for the telltale scotch-filled tumbler (ass-slapping might also be a dead giveaway).
Someone in your group last night has freally freakin' good penmanship. Was that you?
Wait a minute....maybe he was just DRESSED like a priest! Yeah, like that guy in the movie Kingpin that sticks Woody Harrelson's hand in the ball return! Dude -- stay away from that guy -- he's no priest! Look for the telltale scotch-filled tumbler (ass-slapping might also be a dead giveaway).
Someone in your group last night has freally freakin' good penmanship. Was that you?
Funny how I give out that advice about stretching prior to strenuous activity and I don't take it. I'm hella sore now. Damnit.
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silverstreak:
*giggle*
zyryx:
sometimes you don't have time to stop and stretch, sometimes it's the last thing on your mind
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oipthestampede:
Don't bother using it for bugs on the site. THEY JUST DONT CARE!!!!!11 
luminaire:
Yeah, it was definately a good set.
I just liked that one because it was different. Like an action shot.
I just liked that one because it was different. Like an action shot.
Let me tell you about the importance of stretching.
You should always stretch before any strenuous activity. Your hips can get severely injured, and that's not fun after you get done with said strenuous activity.
I'm in a lot of pain right now. At least it was really fun pain.
You should always stretch before any strenuous activity. Your hips can get severely injured, and that's not fun after you get done with said strenuous activity.
I'm in a lot of pain right now. At least it was really fun pain.
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luminaire:
Fag.
dunx:
Yeah, it was greatness. You shoulda come down.
Going through old journals is fun and exciting. Haha! I read some of you guy's old journals today. You guys used to be total losers.
Just kidding about the losers part.
My old journals are dumb. Mostly me talking about drinking or being drunk.
I'm going to do some stuff with Sydni now. She's looking slightly lonely.
Just kidding about the losers part.
My old journals are dumb. Mostly me talking about drinking or being drunk.
I'm going to do some stuff with Sydni now. She's looking slightly lonely.
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sydni:
Now I'm lonely again...Early sucks balls.
thearcanecircle:
i know you are but what am i.
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tjaden:
kayak guide... mostly week-long trips in canada and mexico, depending on the season...
Lewis & Clark only river rafted... if you could call it that.
So, how's life as a geisha?
Lewis & Clark only river rafted... if you could call it that.
So, how's life as a geisha?
unravled:
Ohhh, you and I and ours can have double dates when I get there! Squee!
Breaking news: It's confirmed, Prozac is really bad for me. Didn't take it today and yesterday and now I feel 100x better. Stupid medication.
Never tell all of your friends that you play D&D. They'll laugh at you a lot.
Blowing stuff up with Lum and SupremePizzaMan on Halo 2 was really fun last night, but I couldn't talk Sydni into playing.
Never tell all of your friends that you play D&D. They'll laugh at you a lot.
Blowing stuff up with Lum and SupremePizzaMan on Halo 2 was really fun last night, but I couldn't talk Sydni into playing.
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luminaire:
I hate you so much.
luminaire:
FACE.
I think the prozac was making me sick. I'm gonna stop taking it and see if I feel better. Hopefully I will. I think that's why I've felt so tired recently. Tune in next time to see if it worked!
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sydni:
you're not so bad yourself hotstuff!
mistersatan:
Word.
Word of the week: Lethargic.
ALL THE TIME.
I think something's wrong with me. All I want to do is sleep.
and have sex.
Is that wrong?
I have the day off. Hooray for Veterans, but mostly because I'm going to be one soon.
EDIT: [baleeeeted]
ALL THE TIME.
I think something's wrong with me. All I want to do is sleep.
and have sex.
Is that wrong?
I have the day off. Hooray for Veterans, but mostly because I'm going to be one soon.
EDIT: [baleeeeted]
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sydni:
not if I don't get to those purdy eyebrows first....
call me tomorrow. I work at five. and I'm getting my haircut at 11. Samling at 1.
you after work....
call me tomorrow. I work at five. and I'm getting my haircut at 11. Samling at 1.
you after work....
sydni:
totally caused trouble on the site while you were gone....
see what you made me do? I can't sleep.
see what you made me do? I can't sleep.
I tink teh site sploded.
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scopitone6248:
I'm not proud of what I wrote. I stole it from a Babysitters Club book I found in the ball pen at McDonalds.
Those chicks are savvy!
Those chicks are savvy!
daversion:
did i miss anything?