My sister and I went home to visit my mom yesterday . We never made it back for Christmas because the weather was too shitty . So yesterday was Christmas 2 : Santa's Revenge . This mostly consisted of sitting around talking and my mom making WAYYYY too much food . Mom's , what are you gonna' do ?
So my mom sent this box...
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So my mom sent this box...
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The word for the day is " Beeyotch " . 
Now , everybody try using the word for the day in a sentence . Whoever has the best sentence wins a fabulous prize * .
Here's my personal entry to start things off...
" I was going to write a long and insightful entry today , but I am a lazy Beeyotch!!!! "
* All...
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Now , everybody try using the word for the day in a sentence . Whoever has the best sentence wins a fabulous prize * .
Here's my personal entry to start things off...
" I was going to write a long and insightful entry today , but I am a lazy Beeyotch!!!! "
* All...
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aoife:
I can't imagine Hank Williams singing about Patty Roy. Although that would be pretty funny. Hank III has a song about "whiskey, weed, and women...."
krista:
You know you can always have a front row seat.
Please, kill the goddamn germs. Whatever it takes.
Please, kill the goddamn germs. Whatever it takes.
Just got back from SG M3 , Suicide Girls Midget Madness Monday .
My God the craziness that went down in the city of Pittsburgh this evening !!!!!
I have to say "thanks" to everybody for putting up with my lame ass . I need to loosen up a bit more when I hang out with this crew . What can I say ? I'm...
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My God the craziness that went down in the city of Pittsburgh this evening !!!!!
I have to say "thanks" to everybody for putting up with my lame ass . I need to loosen up a bit more when I hang out with this crew . What can I say ? I'm... Read More
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clara:
Thanks.
g_felix:
Hey TinfoilHalo,
I'm sure you held your own!
I'm sure you held your own!
Okay , I witnessed horrors tonight the likes of which NOBODY will believe . Well , okay . ONE person will believe .
The events leading up to this glimpse of insanity are almost as bad as what I'm going to tell you , but that is a story for another day( Especially 'cause they make me look like a complete idiot ) .
Words...
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The events leading up to this glimpse of insanity are almost as bad as what I'm going to tell you , but that is a story for another day( Especially 'cause they make me look like a complete idiot ) .
Words...
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aoife:
mmm..Elvis...
linz:
werd up!!!!!!! i'm going to convine my friend that we have to go to roswell when he gets back..i'll be back later with a full report..
Does anybody know where I can contact either Invader Zim , or The Brain of Pinky and The Brain ?
They seem to have a pretty good grasp on this taking over the world thing . I had hoped for a little advice . I KNOW the whole crushing your enemies , seeing them driven before you , and hearing the lamentation of the women...
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They seem to have a pretty good grasp on this taking over the world thing . I had hoped for a little advice . I KNOW the whole crushing your enemies , seeing them driven before you , and hearing the lamentation of the women...
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linz:
thats a great plan..the world needs more giant bumper car arenas!
clara:
Gin doesn't make me mean. In fact, I was told just this morning that I'm extra cute when I'm all hammered on Tanquerey because I walk around wearing a big, drunken smile.
I'm beginning to see a trend developing around this site . Do any of you realize how many people have plans for world domination listed in their bio's? LOTS . Now , I pose this hypothesis to you all....If ALL of these people plan on dominating the world , the only outcome will be endless warring with each other . THAT'S NO GOOD!!!!!
I propose...
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I propose...
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aoife:
I think learning to emulate the Messier Glare might help you with your World Domination.
g_felix:
Hey TinfoilHalo,
I submitted a comment yesterday and then the site went down.
My first act as the newly appointed Supreme Military Thinking Stuff Up Guy is to advise the new Despot to not *ask*. Did any of the really big guys ask to rule the world? What do you think Darth Vader would do, hmmm?
Credentials, lets see...
1. I got you beat by 7 years. Ya whippersnapper!
2. Ok, this one is hard to argue.
3. Yeah but can you spell myeloproliferative without a dictionary? (Eh, me neither!)
Oh, ok...You got my vote for dictator! Just promise to be a good dictator.
I submitted a comment yesterday and then the site went down.
My first act as the newly appointed Supreme Military Thinking Stuff Up Guy is to advise the new Despot to not *ask*. Did any of the really big guys ask to rule the world? What do you think Darth Vader would do, hmmm?
Credentials, lets see...
1. I got you beat by 7 years. Ya whippersnapper!
2. Ok, this one is hard to argue.
3. Yeah but can you spell myeloproliferative without a dictionary? (Eh, me neither!)
Oh, ok...You got my vote for dictator! Just promise to be a good dictator.
The loss of so many SG's has saddened me . 
I'm still not sure exactly how many left, but I know that two of my personal favorites are gone . Dia and Marla . That sucks more balls than a hyperactive porn star .Well , what can I say ? I'm very sad to see them leave , but hopefully they left for a good...
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I'm still not sure exactly how many left, but I know that two of my personal favorites are gone . Dia and Marla . That sucks more balls than a hyperactive porn star .Well , what can I say ? I'm very sad to see them leave , but hopefully they left for a good... Read More
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g_felix:
Hey TinfoilHalo,
I agree. I'm sorry to see them go. I wish them well and I wish them success.
The ranks will be built up again! The World Domination Society has momentum! It cannot be stopped!!!
I always figured that if I ever became President, then I would rename all the posts, like:
The Minister of Kick Ass
The Poor Schmuck assigned to be the Ambassador to Guam,
Etc.
If you just got rid of Paris, the rest of France would join you out of gratitude!
I agree. I'm sorry to see them go. I wish them well and I wish them success.
The ranks will be built up again! The World Domination Society has momentum! It cannot be stopped!!!
I always figured that if I ever became President, then I would rename all the posts, like:
The Minister of Kick Ass
The Poor Schmuck assigned to be the Ambassador to Guam,
Etc.
If you just got rid of Paris, the rest of France would join you out of gratitude!
krista:
Darling, I thought you were handling diplomacy. All I'm going to do is yell "JOIN US" and run to pick out a new outfit. I mean, when did I sign on to do actual work? I thought the point was that I would boss people around and look pretty. Don't I get to boss you around? Don't you want me to, just a little bit?
Is my Bettie Page inspired initiation ceremony acceptable? If so, that's another outfit I need.
Is my Bettie Page inspired initiation ceremony acceptable? If so, that's another outfit I need.
Okay , so the response to my recruitment drive for the World Domination Society has been VERY promising . Thanks to all of you who have pledged your loyalty .
NOW , I think that we need to give everybody title's to reflect their unique talents . This is so that everybody can see what you have to offer the Society . So I will...
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NOW , I think that we need to give everybody title's to reflect their unique talents . This is so that everybody can see what you have to offer the Society . So I will...
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destro:
yippy! i knew being a drunk would come in handy some day!
and as for the eye problem, metal shavings can do wonders for your retnas.
and as for the eye problem, metal shavings can do wonders for your retnas.
clara:
I think it was less about the vomiting, more about the near passing out and incoherance. Hard to say, my memory is understandably fuzzy.
Thanks for the job. I promise you won't regret it.
Thanks for the job. I promise you won't regret it.
Okay , so I'm back to my old self now . No more deadly Motaba Virus in my system . I'm like the Grimmace I guess ( If anybody gets that joke , you will be my hero for the day ) .
So now , back to business . I have to organize an army to take over the world . Anybody want to...
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So now , back to business . I have to organize an army to take over the world . Anybody want to...
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aoife:
Supreme hockey goddess sounds good to me
linz:
i'm down! let's go!
I was once mocked by a person who shall go nameless(Mainly because I didn't feel that remembering his name was of any great importance to me) for reading comic books . " What's the matter , can't you read REAL books??? " . This is a little something for you my ignorant little friend .
" Still , so still , in the city tonight...
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" Still , so still , in the city tonight...
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cherry:
Ok, I know you put that up there just so I will have to go and get it!! + I'm so broke now aswell. AND I found someone selling it online 
Ok... I must make some money
Did you get your pet Dinosaur? What kind was it? I'd search for a mini Diplodocus... I mean a full size one would be far too big, but I mini one would be cute
My Rolo is doing good... he has my kitty as a playmate. Although he has almost squashed him a couple of times
Cherry xx
Ok... I must make some money
Did you get your pet Dinosaur? What kind was it? I'd search for a mini Diplodocus... I mean a full size one would be far too big, but I mini one would be cute
My Rolo is doing good... he has my kitty as a playmate. Although he has almost squashed him a couple of times
Cherry xx
cherry:
What?! The movies are WRONG?!!! noooooo.... does this mean that elves + fairies + such things don't exist too?! Noooo...
::sob::
I just...
can't...
take it.
::sob::
::runs away screaming::
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::sob::
I just...
can't...
take it.
::sob::
::runs away screaming::
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I am sick as a dog . A violently sick dog . 
Apparently my sister and her boyfriend have contracted the deadly Motaba Virus , and have generously donated the illness to me . Have you ever been SOOOO sick that you would welcome getting eaten alive by a school of hungry pirrhana ? Let me tell ya something kids , it ain't fun ....
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Apparently my sister and her boyfriend have contracted the deadly Motaba Virus , and have generously donated the illness to me . Have you ever been SOOOO sick that you would welcome getting eaten alive by a school of hungry pirrhana ? Let me tell ya something kids , it ain't fun ....
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tinfoilhalo:
Sleep has revived me . I'm feeling a little better now . I'm deciding if I'm gonna call off from work tonight . I guess I'll wait and see how I feel later .
When I wrote my journal I felt like the walking dead . I think that I've cheated death so many times now that when my time's ACTUALLY up I'm going to have to die like fifty seven times to make up for it .
When I wrote my journal I felt like the walking dead . I think that I've cheated death so many times now that when my time's ACTUALLY up I'm going to have to die like fifty seven times to make up for it .
cherry:
I have so got to get that paperback - where could I buy it online?
I'm gutted that I was too young to be into the comics before the film. I'd love to have read those comics!! CAW
I know what you mean about being that sick. I had a kidney infection once and I really thought I was dying I went to hospital in an ambulance and everything
All I wanted was the paing to go away
Cherry xx
P.S what's it like in Congo?!
I'm gutted that I was too young to be into the comics before the film. I'd love to have read those comics!! CAW
I know what you mean about being that sick. I had a kidney infection once and I really thought I was dying
I went to hospital in an ambulance and everything
All I wanted was the paing to go away
Cherry xx
P.S what's it like in Congo?!
You know that point where you aren't really awake , but you're not quite asleep? That's when I tend to have some of my best thoughts , and most creative ideas . Probably because when I'm awake I'm too busy being a smart-ass to actually BE smart .
So today I was thinking about art . What is art , and more importantly WHY is...
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So today I was thinking about art . What is art , and more importantly WHY is...
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linz:
damn you are your trickery!
krista:
I've realized you are far to busy developing our war machines to trifle with my theme song. Are you sure you don't want the theme from Shaft for yourself?
I'm having a theme song contest. I thought taking suggestions would be quite enjoyable. Or maybe not. I hope there is no controversy...
I'm having a theme song contest. I thought taking suggestions would be quite enjoyable. Or maybe not. I hope there is no controversy...
Always remember what Peter Matthiessen said:
"...If given the chance to go back, I would not take it. Therefore, the decision to go ahead is my own responsibility, to be accepted with a whole heart, or so I write here, in faint hope that the words may give me courage."
My father came to visit and brought boxes of the same stuff. Mostly old school papers from elementary school. It still totally confuses me why he did not just throw it away. After he left, I threw most if it in the trash. I'm not even who I was 10 years ago.
YES! On to the next chapter!!! Break out the main-sail!!