From skye_

Feels like I haven't spoken to you in ages! I hope you are well lovely x

thefuckoffkid:

@skye_ Hello gorgeous! It has been a long time. I still have my account here but am quite disconnected from the site after the big changeover. With that and being very busy with life lately, haven't had time or inclination to be as active as I used to. We'll see what we can do about that though. ;) xox

Hey, it's emotedcreations, they won't let me have my old name back 'cause I can't remember my password and my old email has long since expired.  Hope you remember me!

From adelina

TFOK intimidates the holy hell outta me. Rendered awestruck, I can scarcely come up with a coherent thought while in his (online) presence. His dirty, sick, twisted, perverted, yet absolutely gorgeous sexy mind is capable of giving me a spontaneous orgasm from half a world away.

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adelina:

Haha! Riiiiiiiight. You'd let just about anyone do that. I didn't omit the part about you having exceptionally high standards on accident, y'know.

adelina:

You may very well be my longest running internet crush though. Way before we were "friends." ;)

From jovankat

TFOK is our wonderful benevolent dictator and has a magical car that can take you to a land of boobs and drinking and public servants. He's everyone's favourite cow!

TFOK is one of the smartest men I know and I have known a lot of men, Um hang on that didn't sound quite right, Ahh fuck it you know what I mean.

From viking

One of only 3 SG people I've ever met (not inc SGs or photographers). A totally righteous dude, with an SG tattoo to boot!

I love this man. Yes. He's hilarious, always makes me laugh and is a good online friend too, there when I need him.

Interesting facts about TFOK:

* TFOK is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

* He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.

* He has a toenail on the end of his penis.

* If you drop a phonograph needle on TFOK's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds."

* He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair.

TFOK is a lot of things to me. Friend, professor daddy, hero, personal savior, partner in crime, nosy son of a bitch, and future husband. wink

kiss kiss kiss

For some reason he reminds me of my favorite teacher ever. Though Mr. K never gave any of the girls lap-dances.

From tmronin

you have made me laugh out loud on more than one occasion and your avi is one of the finest on the site.

From morgan

During my time on this site, TFOK and I have agreed on some issues and had strong disagreements on others. What never fails to impress me about him is that he is always articulate, often funny, and is always insightful. I usually react to his posts by thinking "he said that better than I ever could" or "I never thought of it that way".

Arguing with him and reading his posts has made me sharper in my own thinking. That's a pretty cool thing for someone on the intarweb to do.

Awesomely funny, clever and sexy guy... yes, I know you have to REALLY dig to find his pics lol but he's a cutie non the less and will keep you laughing and wanting to come back for more... love kiss biggrin

TheFuckOffKid is a scholar and a gentleman. In fact, he's pretty much the personification of that statement. One of the kindest, smartest, funniest people you're ever likely to meet in this wild and crazy world. And I could listen to him talk about music and gigs for hours.

Thank you for the beer sir. Hoping to do it again sooner rather than later.

From sydgirl

TFOK is a true gentleman and a real sweet hart, he is always there to help you out good or bad and just one of the best people to hang out with and have a good time. biggrin kiss