I'm way too fucking tired and I got a lot of shit to tell all ya, but my muscles and my mind is saying "Fuck that noise."
So instead, I'll give ya a piece of my creative acumen:
It's regarding reality.
I had this idea a few years ago-actually around ten years with the first seasons of the Real World. And after watching some shows...
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So instead, I'll give ya a piece of my creative acumen:
It's regarding reality.
I had this idea a few years ago-actually around ten years with the first seasons of the Real World. And after watching some shows...
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vienna:
.....what is sizzler? And I have a pretty face? and boobs? wow thank you!!is it cool? well sometimes people try to poke u in the mouth and bottom hole and hole , a bit of a bother but when they find out you were a man ...or you liked to be called ''dad' 'it's all ok after
pistolita:
of course! Everyone has opinions of the site. That's very common. But to see people go out of their way to post negative shit day after day.. should really be gone.
Shut up bitches!! I'm trying to update here!!
Soo that whole me getting fired is offically, unequivocally, in the past. Yep, in the past, buried deep down in the crevices of the mind, nestling comfortably next to those childhood memories of Uncle Touchy Hands and Auntie Drinkie A Bottle of Martell And Play Grab Ass With the Nephew.
Guess what?
"What?"
I GOT A NEW...
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Soo that whole me getting fired is offically, unequivocally, in the past. Yep, in the past, buried deep down in the crevices of the mind, nestling comfortably next to those childhood memories of Uncle Touchy Hands and Auntie Drinkie A Bottle of Martell And Play Grab Ass With the Nephew.
Guess what?
"What?"
I GOT A NEW...
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pistolita:
congratulations on the new job! you must be stoked!
dizzy:
Nice one. Get that cheddah!
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddd I'm fired from my job.
Oh well...
And now for something completely different
Oh well...
And now for something completely different
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vienna:
annnnnd your comments just might be awesomely awesome
dancer29:
Oh I'm on the cover, and on the inside of the cover, and there's a bio about me. It's just some local lesbian magazine...But I'm not a lesbian. I just dance at a lot of lesbian events. 
Here's the rundown:
Good:
I finally got a hold of the Union dude and he told that there's gonna be a training in the middle of September. He told me to call him this week for more details.
I finally gonna get a new phone!! Thank the Lord! Since I could no longer afford to kept my current one up and running, my mom is...
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Good:
I finally got a hold of the Union dude and he told that there's gonna be a training in the middle of September. He told me to call him this week for more details.
I finally gonna get a new phone!! Thank the Lord! Since I could no longer afford to kept my current one up and running, my mom is...
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starla:
Ooh. Hate that about to burst feeling! Good luck! Try eating a spicy tuna roll, works for me every time (by every time, I mean about 20% of the time, but they're so fuckin tasty)
starla:
I'm sure it was a typo, but i still like how you said "shotfun" in your journal.
at least it's better than the Cha Cha Slide
My aunt's doing really good. Last month she had a tumor that caused her lung to collaspe and the doctors had to remove the entire lung. I thought she was gonna be crawling around on a cane and shit, but nope! She's the same ol' aunt, walking around like she's late for a meeting or something....
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freedomrave:
thank you very much for your complement . your should go back and take another look.. there is sooo much more
daven:
Man, I'm happy to hear that your Aunt is ok... she's a fucking trooper.
a moment of zen:
jezel:
Ouch! I think I would rather be a nerd than weird. Ha! 
I'm posting a new video as we, well as I speak. Bet you won't think I'm weird then 
I'm posting a new video as we, well as I speak. Bet you won't think I'm weird then 
clio:
Can't get into them, I'm afraid. I like it more pretentious, haha. xxx
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naty:
wow pretty pic!!
salome:
Hot girl!!
I got a question:
You ever tried to type up something and you wanna say so much shit that the electrical synapses in your brain are going haywire and it overloads?
Well, that's me ladies and gentlemen. A cranium packed with more crap than a spectic thank at a laxative junkie's house and no where to go.
Oh well, I'll just break it down one...
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You ever tried to type up something and you wanna say so much shit that the electrical synapses in your brain are going haywire and it overloads?
Well, that's me ladies and gentlemen. A cranium packed with more crap than a spectic thank at a laxative junkie's house and no where to go.
Oh well, I'll just break it down one...
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burmilla:
it is good to keep the mind busy
haha
work is good, but I think I would prefer to be a rockstar!
haha
work is good, but I think I would prefer to be a rockstar!
burmilla:
if being a groupie at least gave some money..
hehehe
hehehe
Dude! You wouldn't believe what just happened to me!!
Ok. I was walking down the street, like, minding my own business and, like, I saw this UFO flying over me. And it beamed me up and the aliens were these hot chicks with big boobs and they gave me some intergalatic cocaine that can give all the knowledge in the world and I was like...
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Ok. I was walking down the street, like, minding my own business and, like, I saw this UFO flying over me. And it beamed me up and the aliens were these hot chicks with big boobs and they gave me some intergalatic cocaine that can give all the knowledge in the world and I was like...
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jtemperance:
Man I feel like I just came down from the mothership. Things been good for you?
lostlucy:
what you up to baby?
Hey I got some stuff.
This is probably the best bits George ever did. Not as far as humor, but just for the imagery. It definitely reminds of Bill Hicks(RIP).
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cairo:
I know, right? Right now I look like I just have some random allergic reaction, but in a week or two I'm going to look like a leper. Just in time for swimsuit season!
starla:
No, not beer, jello shooters.
Seeing that I made my last post when dinosaurs walked the Earth, I felt obilgated to make a new one.
Soooooooooooooooooo.....
On the real, I would type up a lil ditty that'll sparkle your whimsy, probe your mind or tickle your funny bone. Truth is, I'm really hung over from drinking whiskey and beers, so I'll just give ya a lil musical something somethin.
Laterz...
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Soooooooooooooooooo.....
On the real, I would type up a lil ditty that'll sparkle your whimsy, probe your mind or tickle your funny bone. Truth is, I'm really hung over from drinking whiskey and beers, so I'll just give ya a lil musical something somethin.
Laterz...
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dancer29:
Yeah it shocked me too, but, she looked so beautiful and at peace at that moment before she died...I thought it was a beautiful documentary, I hope they put it on DVD.
Theme song Jimi Hendrix "The Wind Cries Mary"
I heard this at a bar last night so naturally its stuck in my head.
Edit: Here's another one. Bob Marley "Rastaman Chant"
Whoa my bad!!!
I got so much bullshit on top of bullshit that I haven't been able to update.
Rather than dwell on the negative(which is A LOT) I focus on the weird and...
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I heard this at a bar last night so naturally its stuck in my head.
Edit: Here's another one. Bob Marley "Rastaman Chant"
Whoa my bad!!!
I got so much bullshit on top of bullshit that I haven't been able to update.
Rather than dwell on the negative(which is A LOT) I focus on the weird and...
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alyk:
OMG, ew. I'm having salmon for dinner, and you're totally ruining it worse than the rigor mortis group!
Ew.
Ew.
dancer29:
I feel it!!