theduke

After a fairly long sabbatical. I return. Thanks to finally paying off my credit card bill and moving into a house that has a broadband connection.

slightly better than the squat I just left which is co-habited by nocturnal drug users and those who idea of art is scratching paint onto stolen flat surfaces found in skips.

Anyway, how you guys been?

Hey Boys and Girls! I'm alive and having a wicked time. I never knew how amazing and exciting hitch hiking can be! I've put a SG sticker on Brighton pier and done my best to spread the word. I've got badges my rucksack which get a good mention.

When I get back I'll copy out some of my journal entries from that. It's been wild,...
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Day One: This is it. Today I start my tour of England. By hitch hiking

I've packed a small rucksack and have a sleeping bag strapped to the outside. I look the part at least. Hopefully I should reach London sometime this afternoon, Brighton on Sunday, Leeds next week, followed by Newcastle, Bristol, Plymouth, Portsmouth and finishing at Reading Festival. Should be interesting...

Anyway, may...
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I have a place to live! One day before the lease on my old flat ran up I managed to find a house for me and my mates to live in next year. It's in a really cool part of town and the rooms are huge! The rents not bad although bills aren't included. Still, the pub isn't far away so I'll try and get...
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Oooh the flashbacks!

I slept all of yesterday after smoking a joint and watching the sunrise with my mate Kirk. it could have been quite poetic if we weren't haviing a farting competition. Anyway, the memory of the events has only come back to me today, and I am very close to deep poo...

Basically I got very close to my flatmates girlfriend and although...
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what a weekend! i don't remeber a thing, didn't do a single thing i meant to and spent a shitload of money. but what a fucking amazing weekend. need to passout now...

there's nothing like someone playing opera when you're on the toilet to make you paranoid.

I'm supposed to be working on a new script. I need an outline for July and I have no ideas. This is not good. Instead I'm more interested in a girl called beth who has moved back home to her parents in Cornwall and leaving me to do all my...
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my brother's just gone to america, if you see him say hi.

I was just chatting to a girl who was on a computer next to me when some women put stickers on us declaring it's National Condom Week.

I had no idea how to continue small talk after this, was my body language overly intimate?

Spooky shit man! Just typed co.uk instead of .com and discovered who really runs SG! I suppose I'll have to give them my vote next time round.

Saw Junior Senior last night, what an amazing gig! Best I've been to this year and granted I haven't been to many but my flatmate said it was second to the Chili Peppers so I'd take his recommendation.

And I've fallen in love, Queens of Noize were their support act and they are the coolest and sexiest DJs ever. Two girls who just seemed to...
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I'm back in digs at uni. I've been gone a month and in that time my flatmates have discovered new levels of grime.

I need to move out, I need to stop living with six people whose ideas of fun involve scrabble and drinking wine. I need weed!!!

On the upside I used my loan to buy first night tickets for me and my friends...
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