tapescratcher

I may finally be a homeowner after this month, since I made my final decision on a house and told my real estate agent to start negotiations.The place is out in Mount Rainier... it's a big three-bedroom with a huge attic, monstrous yard and spacious rooms.
I looked at a couple houses in D.C. today that I also liked a great deal... it was a...
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My first Ozzfest was probably the first time in years I've ever been so happy getting sunburned and sweatsoaked while surrounded by burly rednecks. That situation usually implies I'm doing landscaping or construction, which I just don't do anymore. Besides, the chick-to-hick ratio compensated evenly.
I saw Unearth, Lamb Of God, Hatebreed, and Ozzy himself which was enough to make it worth enduring the kind...
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So, I recently quit my job as a dildo salesman to pursue art, school and music full time. I am no longer going to be wasting my twenties behind a cash drawer selling premanufactured plastic shit for yuppies to tool themselves with to make someone else rich.
I have worked hard all my life... I got my first job as an acne-laden fifteen-year-old at a...
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