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i saw the movie Irreversible the other day. theres a very good chance this might be the most fucked up movie ive ever seen. and ive seen a lot. the only other thing that really ever came close was the korean revenge trilogy and even that seemed tame next to this. just damn. its not often a movie shakes me. sticks with me, makes me...
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gangstaswan:
I'm sure I'll be doing more Shakespeare reviews over the summer if you're out here for whatever reason.
arseniclace:
sounds good to me
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shit or get off the pot. or at the very least, shut the fuck up.
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applejugs:
smile
gangstaswan:
You are the first person to notice, or at least say something.

You get a point.
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halfjack:
subtle
infinity:
amazing the similarity between bush and the monkey. a picture is worth so many words...
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random thoughts:

1. treblah makes awesome fucking brownies. for reals.

2. i really wish i could have gun turrets mounted on my car. i dont think theres anythign wrong with blowing someone into smithereens if they cut me off. you reap what you sew, bitch.

3. recently, ive been having this feeling like something is missing....not sure what it is, though. thats the problem. its...
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poopy:
thank you so much!!i hope to have many comments!!confused
how are you?
applejugs:
next tournament should have audrey II in it. or possibly steve martin as THE DENTIST.
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i was talking to corinthia last night about relationships. ive been single now for a few years. not complaining in the least. i mean, i havent been celibate, thank the fuck christ. maybe compared to most of you, i have, but thats another point entirely. but anyways, like anyone i occasionally think it would be nice to date someone before i remember all the reasons...
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arseniclace:
That's really sweet of you. Thank you for the thought though haha. Enjoy your 4/20! kiss
corinthia:
I'm better than a girlfriend. I talk to you on the phone as much as one, and I frolic with you, but without all the complicated part of being in a relationship with me.
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if youre a pothead, smoke a bowl then watch this.


this is fucking great. thanks to fauxjocie for passing me to this.
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corinthia:
Was that the Kermit the Frog one? I couldn't tell because the video link didn't work anyhow.
infinity:
that had some really funny moments.
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so apparently, telling kids not to fuck doesnt stop them from doing it.

quite frankly, im shocked. i mean you would think telling horny teenagers with raging hormones that sex is something you should wait for until youre married would be enough to overpower the instinctual drive to procreate (followed by the desire to raid the fridge, smoke a cigarette and pass out).

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halfjack:
screw abstinence classes. they should just have sex ed classes where they teach thing like "how to call her back" or "how to hit it from behind while still making her feel special" or the ever popular "how to not bend his shit"
arseniclace:
ooh ooh yes please biggrin
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and another year is in the books!

your results...
1. Jareth the Goblin King & Xerxes defeat Dr. Frank-N-Furter & Lestat
2. Gecko Bros defeat Vega Bros (tiebreaker)
3. Francis Begbie defeats Tony Montana
4. Otis Driftwood & Baby Firefly defeat Mickey & Mallory Knox (tiebreaker)
5. Bill the Butcher defeats Frank Costello
6. 50 Zombies devour the Dallas Cowboys
7. The Balrog defeats the...
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treblah:
exactly. if that comment is the worst thing you've ever been called and that's the biggest problem in your life, you've got it pretty damn lucky. true, it shouldn't be supported on air perhaps, but you do have the choice to switch the channel.
corinthia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc is from Max but he asked me to give you the link.
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GEEKFEST 2007

well, this is it. the big event and the end of villain season for this year. as much as i enjoy doing this, im always a little relieved to be finished with it. this is mostly due to the fact that im a lazy sonofabitch.

your winners...
Maleficent defeats Magneto (tiebreaker)
General Zod deletes Agent Smith

in any case, fuck wrestlemania, my event...
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firebrand:
dose:
meh, my year of 20 was pretty rough. 19 had it's good moments, but i think 18 was best, as long as i dont have to deal with highschool college bullshit over again.

yes, we'll regress me to the first time i was legal wink
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the final four is set! and all four are making their first appearance in the final four with several favorites going down.

final two competitors to advance....
Agent Smith defeats Sephiroth
General Zod defeats Jason Voorhees

after these two matches, we will be down to the championship match, the finals in the super-heavyweight tournament and a few extra exhibition dream matches of my choosing just...
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princessholle:
*geek alert* Is this Magneto before he's hit with the mutant remedy (in the third movie)? Just kidding . . . wink

1. Magneto
2. General Zod

Thank you much for the welcome at my profile! kiss
halfjack:
1. maleficent. fuck yeah!
2. zod. i don't think smith's faster, i think they just hadn't invented that wachowski bros filming style when they made superman 2.
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half of the final four is set, and both of these came down to tiebreakers...just goes to show how close these can be.

results...
Maleficent defeats Emperor Palptaine
Magneto defeats Dracula

and in the super-heavyweight division
the balrog pwned the t. rex


almost there, after these two matches, the final four will be set

rules are, of course...
1. you pick the winners
2. no...
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infinity:
Agent Smith
General Zod

Alien Queen
halfjack:
1.agent smith
2. zod

kong