First, business. Mnislahi has won the enviable position of director's fluffer on my films, and will be flown to Ohio immediately.
And by "immediately" I of course mean "as soon as she feels like buying a ticket and leaving Italy."
And obviously, by "as soon as she feels like buying a ticket and leaving Italy," I mean "never."
Right, now that that's over with...
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And by "immediately" I of course mean "as soon as she feels like buying a ticket and leaving Italy."
And obviously, by "as soon as she feels like buying a ticket and leaving Italy," I mean "never."
Right, now that that's over with...
I...
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kate:
naah,it aint creepy unless u start sending me weird emails and proposing to me and stuff
loismustdie:
thank you! i'm very happy with them...
Shadow of the Vampire arrived from some guy selling over Amazon (got it for 7 bucks and a handjob 
). Sweet, sweet movie, featuring the hottest male on the planet, Cary Elwes. He sure can't do a German accent for shit though. So yeah, I tried to watch the commentary, but the director's just such a pretentious pseudo-intellectual fuckwad, I couldn't get past the opening...
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). Sweet, sweet movie, featuring the hottest male on the planet, Cary Elwes. He sure can't do a German accent for shit though. So yeah, I tried to watch the commentary, but the director's just such a pretentious pseudo-intellectual fuckwad, I couldn't get past the opening... Read More
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cokeconfessional:
Hahaha, I may have to get back to you on that one, dude!
mnislahi:
So am i going to be it? 
Wow, I just realized that out of my 15 friends, a wopping TWO of them are men. That means I'm either
1. Really popular with the ladies here, or
2. Gay
I'm guessing gay.
UPDATE: Now it's three. I can live with that.
MORE CHICKS PLEASE!
1. Really popular with the ladies here, or
2. Gay
I'm guessing gay.
UPDATE: Now it's three. I can live with that.
MORE CHICKS PLEASE!
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need2xcap2:
how bout u elaborate on how yer monday was so great
ovida:
*Cops a feel for herself* Muwhaahhahaaaa!!!
So I just had this long conversation with my friend about filmmaking, and thought it was interesting so I'd post it.
akirablast*****: ive been reading screenplays on the internet all day today
TANK Ex Mortis: Sweet.
akirablast45387: yeah
TANK Ex Mortis: Unproduced, or real ones?
akirablast*****: real ones
TANK Ex Mortis: Cool.
akirablast*****: like Usual Suspects
akirablast*****: and Sixth Sense
akirablast*****: the script to the...
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akirablast*****: ive been reading screenplays on the internet all day today
TANK Ex Mortis: Sweet.
akirablast45387: yeah
TANK Ex Mortis: Unproduced, or real ones?
akirablast*****: real ones
TANK Ex Mortis: Cool.
akirablast*****: like Usual Suspects
akirablast*****: and Sixth Sense
akirablast*****: the script to the...
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kestrel:
That would make it a bit difficult... alright, I don't think you suck.
mnislahi:
lol i read it... all! hahahah! hey, it was pretty good.. pretty good.. me like! OMG You remind me of someone.. im still trying to figure out who!!!
Wrote a long update, then got a 404 when I clicked submit. So yeah, that sucks.
Rented Donnie Darko, Bill & Ted 1, Assault on Precinct 13, Fear and Loathing, Man Bites Dog, and GalaxyQuest.
Danced.
Wacked o- Whoa, holy shit, no I didn't.
Rented Donnie Darko, Bill & Ted 1, Assault on Precinct 13, Fear and Loathing, Man Bites Dog, and GalaxyQuest.
Danced.
Wacked o- Whoa, holy shit, no I didn't.
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need2xcap2:
soo sad
humberthumbert:
(zen calm) i don't think emo is something that can be taught... times are actually pretty cool right now, but once i start getting sad or reflective in journals, it's hard to stop, like a runaway train of angst.
i lose entries all the time and it's frickin annoying. here, i wrote an emo song about it just for you:
i lost my journal entry
the same way i lost you
sumbitting too soon caused us strife
i wish i could have copied our love while it was still all fresh and new
then i could paste it back into my empty LIIIIFE
fin.
times are actually pretty cool right now, but once i start getting sad or reflective in journals, it's hard to stop, like a runaway train of angst.
i lose entries all the time and it's frickin annoying. here, i wrote an emo song about it just for you:
i lost my journal entry
the same way i lost you
sumbitting too soon caused us strife
i wish i could have copied our love while it was still all fresh and new
then i could paste it back into my empty LIIIIFE
fin.
Hmmm... I need a shower. Yup. All stinky.
Uh... Monkeys are keen.
I really can't think of anything to say that's worth saying.
Uh... Monkeys are keen.
I really can't think of anything to say that's worth saying.
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glorybox:
YES, I agree showers are definitly good. There nothing like walking in the gym at your college and getting this overwhelming wiff of rotten beef bean buritos and chopped onions. 
I swear the boys on the atheltic teams dont shower, they cant possibly shower and still smell that horrible.
I swear the boys on the atheltic teams dont shower, they cant possibly shower and still smell that horrible. 
ash:
why thank u for the sweet comments 
Wow, I've been forgetting to comment on people's journals recently. If that happened to you, sorry. I still love you. 
Unless you're a guy, then I love you in a platonic and non-creepy perfectly normal and comfortable way.
If you're an SG, I love you in a very, very creepy way. Look outside your window in the bushes. No, no, the other bushes. Over here....
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Unless you're a guy, then I love you in a platonic and non-creepy perfectly normal and comfortable way.
If you're an SG, I love you in a very, very creepy way. Look outside your window in the bushes. No, no, the other bushes. Over here....
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shmidol:
ummm, thanks for the bomb.
collapsingstar:
Jones Green Apple sucked though black licorice or
raw wedges of tomato sprinkled with salt and
sometimes a capfull shot of vinegar to start things up.
Oh, and 20 mgs of dextroamphetamine.
raw wedges of tomato sprinkled with salt and
sometimes a capfull shot of vinegar to start things up.
Oh, and 20 mgs of dextroamphetamine.
Crap, missed a day... Ah well. It happens.
So I've been trying to find a web browser that doesn't suck as much as IE, but it's not going too well. The best one I've found, Opera, makes SG all fucked up and wierd. So yeah, that sucks.
Um... Oh yeah. Playing Deus Ex: Invisible War and reading about how Kerry and Bush are both from...
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So I've been trying to find a web browser that doesn't suck as much as IE, but it's not going too well. The best one I've found, Opera, makes SG all fucked up and wierd. So yeah, that sucks.
Um... Oh yeah. Playing Deus Ex: Invisible War and reading about how Kerry and Bush are both from...
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matt_organic:
You read Cerebus. You rule.
sunniapocalypse:
Her sons name is 'Bliss'. yeah... Weird... poor kid
So guess what... You'll never believe this... I actually DID something yesterday. Yeah, I know, scary.
So yeah, I went to Antioch to hang out with SunniWithAnI, and once I found where I was supposed to be, I was there.
I'm slightly tired, by the way.
So once I was there, I went upstairs (as directed by Sunni), and discovered the most kickass hallway...
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So yeah, I went to Antioch to hang out with SunniWithAnI, and once I found where I was supposed to be, I was there.
I'm slightly tired, by the way.
So once I was there, I went upstairs (as directed by Sunni), and discovered the most kickass hallway...
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mnislahi:
OMGOMGOMG i love your thread! um... who is floyd?
Sooooo bored. I need to watch a movie or something, only I can't be bothered to leave the couch.
So apparently there's a bunch of Cary Elwes movies I haven't seen that I didn't know he was in, like Hot Shots! and Bram Stoker's Dracula. Guess I'll have to, like, see them and shit.
So apparently there's a bunch of Cary Elwes movies I haven't seen that I didn't know he was in, like Hot Shots! and Bram Stoker's Dracula. Guess I'll have to, like, see them and shit.
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0theamazingrando:
Sometimes I get chased by lobsters. The lobsters are like "RWWAAAAR." They are scary.
need2xcap2:
hmmm...u can check out my movie library if u like....but that would actually involve moving....sorry can't help....
Hmmm.... Um... What have I done recently...
Hmm....
Nothing.
Hmm....
Nothing.
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sunniapocalypse:
Call me sometime tomorrow night... We could hang out... 
niobe:
I think I am the only one who doesn't dig scary movies.
Alright, you all need to send me money so I can get a decent digital camera and make my goddamn movies. Oh, and you need to send me willpower so I can finish the SIX scripts I'm working on (four full length, two short-ish ones).
Then, you need to come and act in my movies.
Yeah, I'm not really together on this am I?
Then, you need to come and act in my movies.
Yeah, I'm not really together on this am I?
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pulloffmywings:
oh shit I forgot, you DO have better ideas than me...
mnislahi:
pwnd 