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There is never enough time to have a proper look behind you.
aproximation:
If you spend too much time looking behind you, you might get lost or run into something...
wink
swellgal:
LISTEN! I use the crapper like everyone else i cleaned my cats litter box that cleaned you goofus! oh and i love you kiss kiss kiss
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studying is for suckers.

yeah, I'm a sucker.
swellgal:
I would never think you're the worst friend ever...and yeah you are defintely a suckah (as we'd say up north here) and yeah i miss you to death but i know you're busy so it's all good...i'll being buying my plane ticket for texas in january so you better pull out all the stops while i'm there biaaatch...oh and i love you poops kiss
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I can't even explain what happened that made the last couple of days take a dump on my face. I'll just say that it involved a state-issued identity card, the ETS security staff, the worst traffic I've ever seen on I610, the biggest bitch I've ever seen at the DMV, too many time constraints, mistakes, and oohhhhh the stress. Also, did I mention that the...
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batman:
You're the best. Ever.
swellgal:
I miss you too poops frown
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shittiest

evening

ever
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bluevalentine:
And why is it that the stores that have the 360 mirrors of doom also have the worst lighting ever?
sansseraph:
what happened lady? sounds shitting
great sympathy to you lady frown
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I love mushrooms so much that I have decided to marry them. Who knew that a fungus could make me so happy? It'll be a spring wedding, and then I expect that we'll be settling down and working on trying to start a family. Now, mushrooms feels the same way about children that I do - we should definitely have a large family. We will...
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sitandspin:
can i give the mushroom away, by the way?
sitandspin:
you are SUCH a keeper. i'm blowing you a kiss right now.
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Ah, where to go from here.
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sitandspin:
i get naked quite a bit. every day in fact.
batman:
what's that last comment in my journal supposed to mean?
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Sometimes all I want to do is tell people to go and shove it. Either that, or sit down and have a lengthy conversation on exactly why it is so important that they obtain Histoire de Polybe - which is only available at 2 universities, in special collections, and their bitch-ass archivists are adamantly opposed to conducting a fiche-to-fiche copy of the material... pffft. To...
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swellgal:
Oh you're so funny biggrin biggrin biggrin Don't hit that bottle too hard wouldn't want you getting to loose on us... kiss kiss kiss miao!!
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That Batman can sure fry up a rockin' turkey! And hell, no one even got killed by scalding oil explosions! That's what I call a pro. Did I mention that there were also tomatoes stuffed with mushrooms and herbs, then topped with brie? Well, there were. And I ate one. I made eggnog for the very first time ever, and no one got food poisoning...
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vutek:
what madness of a pan can hold 20lbs worth of lasagna?!
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6 hours straight... actually, might have been 7. I've always been a sucker for the Druids... but clearly this has already gotten out of hand. In fact, I'm thinking about it right now. I was dreaming about it last night. The squishing sound my familiar makes when he walks, the incantations of companion - 'Boddynock', I believe? - I can cast lightening now. And to...
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swellgal:
don't damn sigmatic i think it's you're crazy gamer nature that has put you here....oh and i love you wink and so does pinky miao!!
sansseraph:
i've been eating snakes lately myself though i did a long stint stealing car preceded by fables... sigh so many many games and so many more that suck
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I need more time to read and play video games.
swellgal:
Don't we all my sweet kiss oh and i'm not a drag queen i'm a tranny wink
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It is all too depressing,, getting ready for the holidays, and not having the weather be chilly in the slightest.... having spent all of my previous days 'up north', this is quite a shock! I want my pea coat with the fur trim back, my lovely scarves that my mother made for me, and mittens - so many mittens! I want to lay in bed...
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cad

n 1: someone who is morally reprehensible; "you dirty dog" [syn: bounder, blackguard, dog, hound, heel]

I've somehow managed to step on my noodle. My personality needs glasses so that these oversights can be stopped!