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I'm feeling useless today. And bitchy and cranky. I just need to cuddle.

I am very thankful that my boy is home though. I'm the luckiest girl in the world to have him in my life.
flux:
You are a gorgeous genius whom I love very much.
turbulence:
smile
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mrdeity:
It was good seeing you again too. Good luck at your next show!
turbulence:
I'm afraid!!!
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alyk:
Oh my gosh, you remind me so much of Lena Horn in those photos!



For real, so fabulous.

Yeah, there was another cat that used to hang out in front of our building and we called him Stroganoff. He was friendlier than Lasagna, but not as fluffy, therefore he loses.
samling:
i figured that out after yesterday and the craziness that ensued.
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I'm taking this weekend off. Last weekend before my boy comes back and we get started on our life....or something like that.

I need the money.....but I think I need to be lazy and alone a bit more.

ever had this?
turbulence:
Yup. This is sooo true.

Not born to work ... at least the sexy and cool ones wink
jj_r0x0rz:
I'm like that today dear...
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I'm almost finished with my costumes for my show. It's taken about 15 hours, and I have about 8 hours more just to rhinestone shoes.

I got me some Kamakazi burlesque tomorrow at my show. It's improv burlesque. Baby jeebus help me.

My boy comes back in 8 days. I'm beyond excited. He's been the best boyfriend on earth....even from 10,000 miles away.

I'm thankful...
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turbulence:
i was actually thinking about the cum thing, but then again cum is not scratchy, at least usually eeek

wanna see the costume!

kiss
it_thing_hard_on:
You guys (and gals) are performing at El Corazon coming up, aren't you?
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My eye is all red and hurts like a bitch. Think I scratched my cornea. Didn't go to work today. Lame.

Might not be able to go tomorrow. Makeup is necessary for my job, and so is wearing my contacts....I'm super blind without them.

Ugh.

Tell me something funny. Or show me.

xo
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paulnikon:
Ouch. blackeyed
turbulence:
How the fuck did that happen?
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BIG UPDATE!!
Kinda.

I don't have a ton of intellectual stuff to say right now....In fact I've been out of it for a bit. Too much stress. I'll try to keep things light for you:

SEX
Sydni's not getting laid for another: 18 days.

SICK
Today I spent my morning coughing up various colors of yellow and green. Goody.


BURLESQUE UPDATE
Then....I utilized the internet...
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hopey:
Good tips.....though i alredy do them.

42 is alot.
dylan:
Holy crap. Tour the UK, we need you!
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marigold:
i've always wanted to attend one of babeland's workshops. you'll have to let me know if it's as awesome as expected.
hopey:
You need 101? Dude i teach that shit. To my husband tongue


Thanks, Cam kicks ass and so does being married to an awesome man.
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I just ate like, 8 marshmallows.
I think I might be sick.

In other news, I smell like my man, and he's 10,000 miles away. And he calls me today to say: weirdest thing. I smell like you.

crazy. cray-z.

tell me something weird about yourself....I wanna know. Or rather, I'm looking for blackmail material.

Being in love is beautiful! Being in your "single" routine,...
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skully:
i am so with you on the "Being in love is beautiful! Being in your "single" routine, but in a relationship: is not." thing. my boy is gone alot. so i def feel for you. 23 days! wow.



anabel:
Just think of all the smelly, mind-blowing sex you will have when he gets back...
Wait, that's not gonna help you pass the time any faster. Damn.
I'm no help. And I smell bad.
wink