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caffeinemonkey:
Sorry to hear you still have the ick. I actually am finally feeling better today.
I have not been to Memphis only Nashville. But if it is anything like Nashville you shouldn't have a problem finding amazing live music.
Have fun, get well and safe travels.
I have not been to Memphis only Nashville. But if it is anything like Nashville you shouldn't have a problem finding amazing live music.
Have fun, get well and safe travels.
darqkloud:
Get well soon.
If you're an Elvis fan, you should have a ball!
If you're an Elvis fan, you should have a ball!
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commonman:
And sit in the Massachusetts state legislature.
caffeinemonkey:
THE FORTUNE TELLER.
After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening, Hillary Clinton sneaked off to visit a local fortune teller of some fame and repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the wizened old mystic delivered some very grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a very violent and horrible death this year just after you lose the election."
Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who was visibly shaken at this dire news.
Hillary stared back at the old woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then finally down at her own shaking hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself ...but ultimately, she simply had to know. She looked back up and deep into the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked the old lady the big question:
"......Will I be acquitted?"
After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening, Hillary Clinton sneaked off to visit a local fortune teller of some fame and repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the wizened old mystic delivered some very grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a very violent and horrible death this year just after you lose the election."
Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who was visibly shaken at this dire news.
Hillary stared back at the old woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then finally down at her own shaking hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself ...but ultimately, she simply had to know. She looked back up and deep into the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked the old lady the big question:
"......Will I be acquitted?"
today, NPR was talking about the westminster dog show
so i switched to AM radio
where some shitferbrains named Mike Galagher (i think it was)
was having people call in on the important question of the day,
"Do you think it's wrong to call Barack Hussein Obama by his full name"
And "I refuse to be intimidated by people who say I shouldn't call him...
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darqkloud:
Demand Buttsex!!!! 
molar:
Thank you. I feel the need to express and I like to do it here, in semi-privacy, where my real life friends don't reside.
Humiliated? Pah, it'd have to be bad, I think I've felt eventually humiliated most of my dating life. Thankfully, it has given me the push to finally get out, so with time I'm thankful. That, or I'd punch them in the face
Humiliated? Pah, it'd have to be bad, I think I've felt eventually humiliated most of my dating life. Thankfully, it has given me the push to finally get out, so with time I'm thankful. That, or I'd punch them in the face
funny political shite
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lostlucy:
Oh those chips bags... and the crumbs! 
I bet it is impossible to see me, top row, short, wearing black...
I bet it is impossible to see me, top row, short, wearing black...
jena:
I'm voting for this guy.
I actually am starting to look good-I dyed my hair red. So you may be right. Smelling good is exciting!
I'm still sad about my voting dilemma. I took last election really hard.
I'm voting for this guy.
I actually am starting to look good-I dyed my hair red. So you may be right. Smelling good is exciting!
I'm still sad about my voting dilemma. I took last election really hard.
pheme:
Love a man who can use erudite in a sentence!
jena:
Well thanks in advance for insuring that we're going Republican again.
I am slowly learning to cope with the pending realty....
I am slowly learning to cope with the pending realty....
you make the call on tuesday--do you support the war in Iraq? did you support the war on Iraq, or did you know better?
please remember that 23 US Senators voted against the war (including a Republican) and 133 Congressmembers. there was plenty of smarts to go around, but not a brain between McCain, Clinton and the poll driven hawks.
watch for yourself
please remember that 23 US Senators voted against the war (including a Republican) and 133 Congressmembers. there was plenty of smarts to go around, but not a brain between McCain, Clinton and the poll driven hawks.
watch for yourself
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argene:
Hillary makes me wary.
caffeinemonkey:
I hate the media sometimes.
I was watching the Today Show this morning and the statement made was: " Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are in a statistical dead heat.... BUT Hilary is leading 36% to 34%." *continues to scratch head*
I was watching the Today Show this morning and the statement made was: " Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are in a statistical dead heat.... BUT Hilary is leading 36% to 34%." *continues to scratch head*
sorry no naked ladies here, just excerpt from today's LA Times opinion page
Rosa Brooks--excerpt
Obama has good judgment, which trumps mere experience every time. On Iran, he called for engagement and a toning down of bellicose rhetoric. Clinton was instead fanning the flames by voting for an amendment favored by the Bush administration that called the Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization. Obama's judgment...
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Rosa Brooks--excerpt
Obama has good judgment, which trumps mere experience every time. On Iran, he called for engagement and a toning down of bellicose rhetoric. Clinton was instead fanning the flames by voting for an amendment favored by the Bush administration that called the Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization. Obama's judgment...
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arrabbiata_von_p:
thank you i know the proper word in english is copper indeed, but yesterday i was yelling "i want it carrot!" at the hairdresser's eheheheheheh
have a super weekend!
i know the proper word in english is copper indeed, but yesterday i was yelling "i want it carrot!" at the hairdresser's ehehehehehehhave a super weekend!
how cool are my kids? born in 1996 and 1999,
they are bugging me to put the Sly and the Family Stone discs back in the car
that's how cool my kids are.
back to obsessing about the democratic primaries
will spend this weekend and next volunteering for Senator Barack Obama
i'm not as saintly as he
so i can't hide my anger at fellow democrats that would support Hillary or Edwards, both who voted for this evil fuckin war and the evil fuckin Patriot Act
i feel we must hold people accountable for the evil that they...
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dinah:
dude...that cd is rad. I didn't know they actually had Whitman's voice recorded. I think I just splooged all over myself. I must have this cd.
darqkloud:
They voted for it because they didn't want to look weak.
Now they just look...bad!!!
Now they just look...bad!!!
ever had to defend yourself
with frozen meat?
if not,
what is your fall back
defense
when you are feeling defensive?
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mrsted_stryker:
frozen meat? Never had the pleasure of trying that one...but its now on my list of things to try.
At work I have a favorite weapon...its an automatic night stick. You press a button and......BAM it shoots out and is a very formiddable weapon!!!
Ya I THINK I am a badass!!!
At work I have a favorite weapon...its an automatic night stick. You press a button and......BAM it shoots out and is a very formiddable weapon!!!
Ya I THINK I am a badass!!!
sixothree:
i don't see pooh bear, i see a girl who looks like her hair is all askew and her dress is flying up, like she's caught in a blustery wind.
i'm living in seattle, dude. seaatttle.
i just farted so freakin nasty, too
Sofia Loren= living legend.