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I'm not going to be sad today.
I'm not going to feel sorry for myself today.

I was never the "popular" guy in high school. I wasn't the one the girls chased, I wasn't the star athlete with the cool car and single digit IQ, with was likely over compensation for a small penis (the car, not the iQ).

I wasn't even popular enough to...
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I wasn't coming today.

I was going to drop in, comment on some blogs, love the sets of my friends, see a few sets of the favorites I just haven't met yet, and leave for the day. It was going to be that simple. But I can't. I just can't.

First of all before I forget, happy birthday felicitations to Patton and Chride. All the...
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This is a tale of two kitties. More specifically, it's a tale of two books about kitties. More than kitties though, these are tales of loyalty, redemption and the healing power of love. As a personal note, these books are part of my permanent library, which means they will never be sold under any circumstances.

The books are "Homer's Odyssey" subtitled "A Fearless Feline Tale...
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The question before the house is:

In a casual situation, which best describes you:
1. Barefoot
2. Flip-Flops
3. Sneakers
4. Other (describe)

Some have already answered. Feel free to answer again and expound if you wish

Attn: Mr. Morningwood...no offense but in your case I'm not sure I care

This blog makes little sense as I'm writing it. But fear not dear reader, for if you stick by me, it will possibly make even less sense when you're done.

"She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which...
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Something new for me, I'm going to attempt to tell my first online joke.

I ask that you be kind. If you heard it before or don't think it's funny, I ask you that you refrain from booing or from throwing any virtual spoiled fruit or sharp objects. Like said fruit, I bruise easily. Refunds will be given at the door.

Here goes:

Young Pyotr...
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I pulled this from the book "Shit My Dad Said" (btw read it one night....try stifling guffaws and snorts at 3AM!!!) It's the funniest book ever!!!

But this is advice that we all could use:

"LISTEN. AND DON'T IGNORE WHAT YOU HEAR."

I try to always be the same kind of person, to hold myself to the same standard at all times....

but sometimes....WTF....WTF......]WTF.....WTF:

I really ought to learn to keep my goddamn mouth shut (or break my fingers so I can't type)

I can't drink, but if I had booze in the house....I would go on a bender that would last into next week

shit shit...
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IT'S TWO BLOG FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Yay, yay,yay!!!!
WTF,WTF,WTF

It's kind of a survey regarding your tattoos/piercings:

Which is the most patently ridiculous question you get asked about your tattoos/piercings?

1. Are they real?
2. Did they hurt?

I remain, for forever and a day.....Seacrest out.

This is a question I ask myself and quite honestly I get pretty tired of talking to myself, so I thought I'd answer it...

"WOULD I WANT MY DAUGHTER TO BE A SUICIDE GIRL?"

I will answer that question with the following disclaimers:
1. I do not have a daughter
2. I wouldn't be a member to avoid the potentially icky (legal term)* situation of...
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In a couple of lines, this most truly expresses the way I feel about each and every one of you.

"OH I WOULD SURELY BLEED FOR YOU
THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER ASK ME TO"

Again I thank you SG. You have quite literally kept me alive. I love you all.

I know nothing about relationships.
Yet I've given relationship advice.

I know nothing about financial matters.
Yet I've given financial advice.

i know nothing of love
Yet I've given romantic advice.

Wait a second...I have a mustache, I'm bald (well a bald spot) and I'm fat (well a tad overweight).

OH FUCK...I'M DR. PHILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!