All right, all right, all right already. Enough is enough. I've had it. You've finally convinced me. You've worn me down and I can't take it anymore.
You're right. I'm pretty fucking awesome.
I love being me. I can't pass a mirror. I can't wait until tomorrow because I get better looking every day.
There's no one sweeter. Or nicer. Or more modest.
TFPA
(WHAT????...
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You're right. I'm pretty fucking awesome.
I love being me. I can't pass a mirror. I can't wait until tomorrow because I get better looking every day.
There's no one sweeter. Or nicer. Or more modest.
TFPA
(WHAT????...
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Today is one of those kind of days that really bring home everything that SuicideGirls and all who belong means to me.
My dad has spent the day trying to tell me that he has been talking to a young woman sitting in a chair across from him. I'm the only other person in the house and he hasn't spoken to me all day. So...
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My dad has spent the day trying to tell me that he has been talking to a young woman sitting in a chair across from him. I'm the only other person in the house and he hasn't spoken to me all day. So...
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elliott:
that is hard...my grandfather lives at home with my parents and he is in a similar way these days. despite it all though i am sure he is so happy to have you around, and as you said whenevr you need a break come log on here 
hope you feel better soon xx
hope you feel better soon xx
cheliamike33:
xoxo
If I can do the following, then I will do the following:
1. If I can lose 20-25 pounds around my midsection
2. If I can gain a modicum of self confidence without the use of any artificial stimulants
3. If I can learn how to take decent photographs of myself with adequate equipment, because I sure as fuck don't want anyone else taking shots...
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1. If I can lose 20-25 pounds around my midsection
2. If I can gain a modicum of self confidence without the use of any artificial stimulants
3. If I can learn how to take decent photographs of myself with adequate equipment, because I sure as fuck don't want anyone else taking shots...
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heartbaker:
Yeah but I can't afford the camera 
chaz_:
aww thank you for the set comment, one of the sweetest
Have you ever wanted to do something that you just couldn't (or wouldn't) do?
Because:
1. It's illegal
2. It's immoral or at least unethical
3. You lack the physical ability
4. You can't afford it
5. Any combination of the above
What would that "it" be? No repercussions, no one gets hurt. And you only get to do it once.
Play along. It'll be...
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Because:
1. It's illegal
2. It's immoral or at least unethical
3. You lack the physical ability
4. You can't afford it
5. Any combination of the above
What would that "it" be? No repercussions, no one gets hurt. And you only get to do it once.
Play along. It'll be...
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mandajune:
Ok now I just cried a little
elliott:
hmm i think things i've always wanted to do would probably fall under the not having enough money to do so slot! since most of my major dreams/plans involve travelling 
x
xThe "50s era beat comedian "Brother" Dave Gardner, in one of his routines once said,
"Well let's do this again. Now how are you gonna do that. Again. You can't do anything again, brother. Once it's done, it's gone man. You can do something similar".
This leads me to my treatise on sets.
Every set is unique. LET ME REPEAT. Every set is unique. Sure,...
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"Well let's do this again. Now how are you gonna do that. Again. You can't do anything again, brother. Once it's done, it's gone man. You can do something similar".
This leads me to my treatise on sets.
Every set is unique. LET ME REPEAT. Every set is unique. Sure,...
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casca:
Nicely said
artfulodin:
Great post - should be a constant up on the front page.
Today I want to talk about nicknames.
Come on now, we all have them. We had them growing up, pet names, code names that only our best friends knew about in that secret language you shared.
As I put this out there, it's only fair I start with me, when with a little why thrown in:
1. Kuykendall-as in "Hey Kuykendall, fetch my bag of...
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Come on now, we all have them. We had them growing up, pet names, code names that only our best friends knew about in that secret language you shared.
As I put this out there, it's only fair I start with me, when with a little why thrown in:
1. Kuykendall-as in "Hey Kuykendall, fetch my bag of...
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setsuka:
Oh, haha, you don't have to. I know a few more people that have said they want to donate. I just need to get the link to them. Thank you for what you have donated! It really means a lot to me. The person I know with it was 10 when I met him and even though he is in pain a lot of the time, he never complains. So when I participate in the event, no matter how tough it is, he is my inspiration to keep going.
casca:
Thanks
" I got the tit, tit, tit, photographer's blues,
It's underwear and negligee,
Never play.
She never seems to wanna know
Some seedy flashgun gigolo.
I got the tit, tit, tit photographer's blues".
"And I feel like I'm a-dippin and a-divin,
My sky shoes are spiked with lead heels.
I'm lost in this star car I'm a-drivin'
But my air sole keeps pushin' big wheels....
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It's underwear and negligee,
Never play.
She never seems to wanna know
Some seedy flashgun gigolo.
I got the tit, tit, tit photographer's blues".
"And I feel like I'm a-dippin and a-divin,
My sky shoes are spiked with lead heels.
I'm lost in this star car I'm a-drivin'
But my air sole keeps pushin' big wheels....
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sambucus:
you visit my sets quite a bit. 
rydell:
Cool
First of all, thank you for all the comments on my last blog. Admittedly, it was a bit hard to write but ultimately I am glad that I did. Without risk, there is no reward. I took the risk, and I did indeed reap the reward. And for that, I thank you.
Now for other stuff.
I want to know what you think. Of me....
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Now for other stuff.
I want to know what you think. Of me....
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casca:
I'm glad that you are happy
Well all I can say is that you have a;ways said nice things to me and you seem to be pretty honest in your blogs so you get the thumbs up from me
Well all I can say is that you have a;ways said nice things to me and you seem to be pretty honest in your blogs so you get the thumbs up from me
I want to tell you a story. If you have heard this story before, I beg your indulgence. I'm serious. There are no jokes in this blog. And no jokes were harmed in the making of this blog (ok maybe one).
Back in January of this year, I was dead. Not physically obviously but emotionally and spiritually dead. I had no job and despite my...
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Back in January of this year, I was dead. Not physically obviously but emotionally and spiritually dead. I had no job and despite my...
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cheliamike33:
that was beautiful!!!!!
levee:
i love this blog.
Two nuns were driving down the road when a vampire jumped on their car.
One sister screams to the other, "Show him you're cross!!!"
The other sister yells at the vampire, "Get off my fucking car!!!.
One sister screams to the other, "Show him you're cross!!!"
The other sister yells at the vampire, "Get off my fucking car!!!.
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vallen:
thank you
jaxy:
Thanks hon.
The following is Part 3 of a seemingly never-ending series of numbered biographical sketches by me, about me and for the benefit of, well, me.
But enough about me. What about you?. What do you think of me?
Much of what follows is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate. I try to be truthful and I may repeat myself. And if I do, who cares?...
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But enough about me. What about you?. What do you think of me?
Much of what follows is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate. I try to be truthful and I may repeat myself. And if I do, who cares?...
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suispud1:
i am now firmly convinced i went to the well once too often with the concept. oh well.
oh well.
elliott:
well i guess im in a sad need of some life lol
Part 2 of a numbered biography, with random shit thrown in at no extra charge.
1, I promise that when I get a camera and can post pictures, you will see the pictures of the kitties. I am a man of my word. Eventually. Should've been a politician.
2. I was born anemic and spent a some of my early life in an incubator as...
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1, I promise that when I get a camera and can post pictures, you will see the pictures of the kitties. I am a man of my word. Eventually. Should've been a politician.
2. I was born anemic and spent a some of my early life in an incubator as...
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casca:
Thanks
pini:
awe thanks so much.
awe thanks so much.
If only my life could be as organised as my blogs