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Today I was going to talk about serious subjects like lurkers, creepers and girl collectors. I've heard the terms but am honestly pretty comfortable with my reputation.

Today SG I come to you dictionary and battered porkpie hat in hand, asking for help regarding WORDS.

That's right I said it. Words, Specifically one word,

That word is "awesome".

Before I traipsed the SG shores. I...
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di_xia:
smile
carnelian:
kiss
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("Don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. Guess I'll shit on my watch".)

Oh hi, didn't see you there.

Today's blog is about talent. Not so much talent that you may already possess, but a talent that could be laying dormant in you or something that you would really love to learn to do.

I myself would love to learn to play a...
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osaka:
Hello, thank you for your lovely comment on my set smile
[id like to learn how to tattoo, play bass guitar a million times better, and learn how to skid and ride backwards on a fixie tongue]
carnelian:
Thank you!! blush
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I love _Trouble_. She's just an awesome lady. I mean it. I'm not kidding.love

If you don't know her, go see her and you'll love her like I do. If you already know her, go say hi anyway. She might give you a slice of her watermelon.
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krito:
kiss
king:
I love Trouble's set!
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This will be my first attempt at uploading video. I hope that it works because it's an old favoritesmile If it fails, all it will prove is that I can't follow the simplest directions.
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merlowe:
So proud of you tonguelove
kingston:
you aiming for a Texas tan? eat some chille it'll calm you down (:
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Today I'm going to take you back to your school days. Your early school days.

And the test is in three parts. And no looking on your neighbors' papers, you crazy kids.

1. Do you remember your first love? Do you know what happened with them? Do you keep in touch? (mine FYI was a little girl named Ann Page in first grade...she moved between...
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phacet:
1. Never been in love but the first guy I liked I think his name was John, idk been decades.

2. Nope.

3. Monika ... bf from 1972 - 2000.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Damn that bitch can lie and manipulate. I've always known this but, I was never at the shit end, I accepted her as she is. 2000 she got in to an all night into the next morning fight with side piece Warren then I had to drive her back home from Willow Glen to Gilroy and then I had to drive home .. 5 hrs to Monrovia. That was a shit weekend. A few days later I learn Monika told her fiance Leo, her parents and roomies that I hooked up with some guy, a stranger, and left her at the bar. I've had nothing to do with her since.


Monika was a bad choice. I was an imbecile. I know better now and my current bffs are Monika's polar opposites love love love I loves them

dhrti:
His name was Dave. I was in 2nd grade and used to sit alone a lot during recess. I wasn't depressed or anything, I just preferred to watch. I used to take the books off the selves in class and take them outside to sit under a picnic table and flip through them. Dave crawled under one day and told me he liked my fort. I told him I liked it too. He kissed me on the cheek in 3rd grade before he moved across the state. He friended me on facebook last year and I couldn't help giggling a little.

Teacher's pet? Idk. I was quiet but read really well. I was offered to skip 4th grade but my parents thought it would be unnecessarily difficult if I was doing well where I was. I'm happy I didn't skip. I don't like rushing stuff much. Honestly can't say though that there was ever a teacher who favored me. Most of them were grumpy and old or asked to many questions.

Best friend: Justine. My younger sister. We've been opposites from the start.

Very thought inspiring stuff, mister smile Thanks
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I was minding my own business, ruminating on the failings, foibles and frailties of the human condition (people have asked me not to do that, particularly in public), when I happened upon this question:

What would you do with a million dollars? (or an equivalent amount dependent upon where you live)

The money is tax free. You can do anything you want. Buy a house,...
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pixel:
i'd travel the world with a backpack, and give the rest to my favourite charities, or start one of my own. I'm very impressed by the multitasking tongue
carnelian:
I do hope they will!!
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While I am admittedly a cultural sponge when it comes to most things. I realized (just a few moments ago, hence this blog) that I really don't know much about today's music. What are the kids listening to?
(that's you guys).

So tell me, if you were trying to educate me on contemporary music, what artist, song, CD, download or whatever would you recommend as...
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heartbaker:
Love you too
elliott:
thank you soo much for the sweet comment on my set darling you always know what to say to make me smile xx
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While I realize that, generally speaking, there is no off button on the genius switch, I have come to the realization that, for today at least, I have nothing to offer that is, or may be interpreted as, the least bit:

1. Witty
2. Sophisticated
3. Heartfelt
4. Socially Acceptable
5. Politically Correct
6. Sweet
7. Maudlin
8. Urbane
9. Obscure
10. Overt
11. Covert...
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rydell:
only if u think u dont......
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I have a lot of beer in my refrigerator.
Maybe it's time to start drinking again.
I don't want to feel this pain.
Right now I just don't feel like dealing.

Fuck it. Just fuck it,madmadmad
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jaxy:
Thank you.
elliott:
feel better x
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"Now tia Maria
She leans on the wall,
Looks in the mirror,
Pukes on the floor.
Tries to remember the cause of it all.
You gave her a drink, so
She gave you a ball.
It's a fair exchange."

A news story caught my attention the other day (it was Katie Couric, so forgive me if my attention to detail is a little fuzzy, It...
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joliette:
We shall keep in touch, no worries. kiss
carnelian:
i will start by offering my dildo to you in exchange for whatever you can think of...and if I like it, we agree then that deal will be made..
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Today is probably the hardest blog I've ever had to write....frownfrownfrown

No, no, no I'm not leaving. It's hard for me to write because I can hardly see due to a honking huge contusion under my left eye (my one good eye BTW) sustained when I walked into a clothesline. My left eye is puffed up from underneath and has pretty much cut off my...
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fatality:
Feel better!
scout:
thank you.
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Today's lesson is mighty important remember:
"Bullwinkle is a dope....
Not that lesson...this lesson...."

Welcome to Dr. Suispud1's Terrible 3 Part Blog

I have three questions that ask you to delve back into your childhoods. To be sure, none of you will need to delve back that far.

1. What is your favorite childhood memory? It can be anything (a favorite smell, TV show, a...
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mile1423:
Ahahahaha
"Belt? Haha. I laugh in the face of the belt! ahahahahaha"
sambucus:
1. sitting on my grandma's front porch with her.
2. bloody mary
3. my mom wasn't much of an authoritative figure.


ps. I adore you!