Ugh... the mess, oh the mess...
hungover cleaning spree... not fun...
hungover cleaning spree... not fun...
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HUGS not GUNS
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leiru13:
hey there. Where are my cherry trees?
lexi
:-)
lexi
:-)
december:
thanks for the party!
guns = stupidity
if one must pull a gun to get their point across... they must be childish and insecure of their own "abilities"...
I am so pissed off right now...
Firearms are nothing to be fucked with...
Next time someone pulls a gun... I am firing first,,,
FUCK YOU ALL...
Way to get people to like you...
if one must pull a gun to get their point across... they must be childish and insecure of their own "abilities"...
I am so pissed off right now...
Firearms are nothing to be fucked with...
Next time someone pulls a gun... I am firing first,,,
FUCK YOU ALL...
Way to get people to like you...
spankenstein:
Arrgh! Jackass motherfuckers!
y'all ate missing a great party!!!
Welcome to the jungle y'all!!!
Welcome to the jungle y'all!!!
The right side of my face hurts... (Oh yeah? Well its killing me!) There, got that out of the way. 
Anyways... I would love it if someone brought me some piggity-pain killers or something...
PARTY TONIGHT Y'ALL!!!
Come one, come all, to Casa de Swank for an evening of drunken debauchery!!! Who knows where the night will take you! Just make sure you start it...
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Anyways... I would love it if someone brought me some piggity-pain killers or something...
PARTY TONIGHT Y'ALL!!!
Come one, come all, to Casa de Swank for an evening of drunken debauchery!!! Who knows where the night will take you! Just make sure you start it...
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gingerlie:
go to the dentist! *gets you an ice pack for your owie*
its not good that it hurts so bad. be careful.
its not good that it hurts so bad. be careful.
anais:
I dont know if I can go to the party stewd, I don't know your what street number your place is or how I'd get there and back...eeks
New profile pic... Keep an eye out for her... you might just be seeing her soon! 
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kinnie:
oooh!
nex_flamma:
Not to sound lecherous, but is she coming to the party?
And speaking of being lecherous, is it ok if I bring my beautiful girlfriend to the shindig?
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And speaking of being lecherous, is it ok if I bring my beautiful girlfriend to the shindig?
[Edited on Mar 22, 2003]
Stupid wisdom teeth... shoulda had em pulled years ago... now 2 of em are infected... my cheek is a bit puffy... its hurts to swallow... no more insurance...
I'm only getting a $1,700 settlement from a silly accident last year... I gotta pay 1/3 of that to my lawyer... so that means I'm left with $1,275... I hope that covers getting my teeth pulled... fucking...
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I'm only getting a $1,700 settlement from a silly accident last year... I gotta pay 1/3 of that to my lawyer... so that means I'm left with $1,275... I hope that covers getting my teeth pulled... fucking...
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leiru13:
I never got my wisdom teeth. I have some 12 year old molars that are just coming in, but no wisdom teeth. I'm a freak
africa:
yep, not that this will help you at all, but i was told by my dentist that i am one of those lucky few that won't be getting wisdom teeth. yep. i've evolved..... ha ha ha, mwah hahah hahaha! *laughs smugly* 
ps: then again, i haven't been to a dentist in seven years, so who knows whats about to happen in my mouth...
ps: then again, i haven't been to a dentist in seven years, so who knows whats about to happen in my mouth...
A day late and a dollar short...
"Sorry, we just filled that position."
"Sorry, we areen't hiring for that position any more."
Eh...
I didn't know Pachmayr made 1941 A-1's?!
Maybe I'll just go rob a bank... A .45 with 5 full clips is all I got... er need...
(I HATE that smiley now... damnity to you O... livia!)
For your amusement...
More gratuitous...
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"Sorry, we just filled that position."
"Sorry, we areen't hiring for that position any more."
Eh...
I didn't know Pachmayr made 1941 A-1's?!
Maybe I'll just go rob a bank... A .45 with 5 full clips is all I got... er need...
(I HATE that smiley now... damnity to you O... livia!)
For your amusement...
More gratuitous...
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anais:
my karaoke song, nice one! 
nex_flamma:
CHRIST! FUCK! ASS!
That picture just made me vomit and cry and then vomit again. Good work with that.
Oh, and yeah, if you do rob a bank, Im with ya. I could always use some feloines on my record. And it's been years since I've shot anyone.
That picture just made me vomit and cry and then vomit again. Good work with that.
Oh, and yeah, if you do rob a bank, Im with ya. I could always use some feloines on my record. And it's been years since I've shot anyone.
Bleh... grabbed the paper off the porch to grab the clasifieds and EVERY damn section had the word WAR on it, even the sports section... ugh...
Another sleepless night... why is it that when ever I plan to do something early in the day I can never get to sleep and get enough rest?
Another gratuitous song lyric post... (straying a bit from the recent...
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Another sleepless night... why is it that when ever I plan to do something early in the day I can never get to sleep and get enough rest?
Another gratuitous song lyric post... (straying a bit from the recent...
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mistersatan:
Just when I thought you couldn't get any fucking radder, you post lyrics from one of my favorite songs.
GO TEAM MOTHERFUCKER!!!
\m/\m/
GO TEAM MOTHERFUCKER!!!
\m/
\m/
clara:
Mmmmm, gratuitous.
I don't like getting involved in alot of peoples problems. Alot of them are just too close to home and have steadfast opinions which, if caught on a bad day may come off preachy and lecturous (s'at a word?)...
Sometimes I have my own shit to worry about...
Yet ANOTHER obligatory lyric post...
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The piano has been drinking
my necktie is asleep
and the...
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Sometimes I have my own shit to worry about...
Yet ANOTHER obligatory lyric post...
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The piano has been drinking
my necktie is asleep
and the...
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demigauge:
i saw your mommy kissing santa! 
volkov:
dear stewedbad...er I mean stewed:
that would be awesome....except for the greyhound bus that I have to catch at 3pm Sunday afternoon. I don't think I am gonna ask anybody to drive me down to PDX and then turn around and drive me right back on sunday. beacause I know they'd say "fuck, no, you 'tard! " at least I would. so...you missed your chance. just kidding. I will be back in the Pac NW someday...someday soon. mark my words! I'll be back! mwhahahahahaha
umm.
sorry. but yeah. if I don't make it down this weekend..I will sometime.
crapfully yours
volkov
that would be awesome....except for the greyhound bus that I have to catch at 3pm Sunday afternoon. I don't think I am gonna ask anybody to drive me down to PDX and then turn around and drive me right back on sunday. beacause I know they'd say "fuck, no, you 'tard! " at least I would. so...you missed your chance. just kidding. I will be back in the Pac NW someday...someday soon. mark my words! I'll be back! mwhahahahahaha
umm.
sorry. but yeah. if I don't make it down this weekend..I will sometime.
crapfully yours
volkov
Party time almost here!
I have to keep my mind on fun things, I don't like the idea of the impending war. Somehow I don't think it will be the "cake walk" '91's war was. Ugh anyways...
Q: Nametags that say "Hi, My Name Is ______" or "I'm_______, Who the Fuck are You?"
Obligartory song lyric quote:
Won't you come see about me?
I'll be...
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I have to keep my mind on fun things, I don't like the idea of the impending war. Somehow I don't think it will be the "cake walk" '91's war was. Ugh anyways...
Q: Nametags that say "Hi, My Name Is ______" or "I'm_______, Who the Fuck are You?"
Obligartory song lyric quote:
Won't you come see about me?
I'll be...
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mistersatan:
GO TEAM MOTHERFUCKER!!!
\m/\m/
\m/
\m/
mistersatan:
I second all those proposals- like there was any fucking doubt.
GO TEAM MOTHERFUCKER, Y'ALL!!!
\m/\m/
GO TEAM MOTHERFUCKER, Y'ALL!!!
\m/
\m/Things are going well these days.
Sign?What sign?
So whos ready to party like its 1999 this weekend???
Obligatory Lyric Post:
I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.
And I ran, I ran so far...
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Sign?What sign?
So whos ready to party like its 1999 this weekend???
Obligatory Lyric Post:
I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.
And I ran, I ran so far...
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nex_flamma:
party party party!
Im gonna be there with bells on. And no, that isnt some crappy metaphor or anything like that, Im gonna have giant motherfucking bells taped to my back. It's kind of how they put bells on cats to warn birds that they are coming. Except instead of a cat, it's me, and instead of a bird to eat... well, ok, it's still a bird to eat.
Im gonna be there with bells on. And no, that isnt some crappy metaphor or anything like that, Im gonna have giant motherfucking bells taped to my back. It's kind of how they put bells on cats to warn birds that they are coming. Except instead of a cat, it's me, and instead of a bird to eat... well, ok, it's still a bird to eat.
raw10grl:
hey, run over here!
oh and the guys made me choose, but it's all good now. i'm glad you are doing well. I hope your day goes swell.
oh and the guys made me choose, but it's all good now. i'm glad you are doing well. I hope your day goes swell.
i tried to be clean! : )