So my job search begins. I just got a killer lead on an opening at Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico. I'd have to get a top secret security clearance , but I don't think that would be a problem at all considering I have never been arrested and have only got one traffic ticket ever. The job sounds really cool. Basically it involves...
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vader_____:
vader_____:
Psssst , your presence is required in the creepy group it is a great place
Kill Bill 2 was pretty good.
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ratbugdave:
aw shit man, that blows. 
hansel:
For the love of all that is sacred, please change your avatar. I don't think I can sleep now.
So I almost died in my sleep again the other night. That was pretty not cool. It's not the first time either. I woke up gasping for breath like a swimmer struggling up from the bottom of the deep end. Felt like my eyes were bulging out of their sockets and it took me a second before I realized that distressing sound like a calf...
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jj987666:
god bless you
holden_caulfield:
You are invited to join my new SG group, "Liberal Politics". Please spread the word. Thanks.
You may be suffering from Sleep Apnea. You could visit (or obtain a referral to) your local sleep clinic to find out, or perhaps your local neurologist. Acid reflux disease can cause this, too. Do you suffer from a lot of heartburn?
"The Catcher in the Rye" is one of my favorite books (if you can't tell from my screen name).
You may be suffering from Sleep Apnea. You could visit (or obtain a referral to) your local sleep clinic to find out, or perhaps your local neurologist. Acid reflux disease can cause this, too. Do you suffer from a lot of heartburn?
"The Catcher in the Rye" is one of my favorite books (if you can't tell from my screen name).
I'm bored....and a bit lonely. I hope Mindy comes to visit me at work tonight. She's fun, and I used to have a little crush on her about 7 years ago. Dawn of the Dead turned out not too bad. I really liked the intros wide overhead shots and such. Johnny Cash during the intro was a bit unexpected, but I thought it was quite...
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jj987666:
im waiting for something classic from you in the pussycat appreciation board
jj987666:
i think im going to see walking tall cuz johnny knoxville is in it...sigh nothing good is coming out
This just in. I think my buddy Jared is on the tweek. Dumb fucker.
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jj987666:
....i am so....unimpressed. gore...good. but writing was so bad....why did they split up...no logic. 
lydia:
Beserker. 
Shit Fuck Ass! Banks suck ass. My brother had me deposit a check for him into his account in December for $1000. This account payed his car loan automatically. Problem is I found out yesterday, via my brother, it never got to his account. Luckily I had kept the deposit receipt, which states time, date, and account numbers. Seems as though the account the teller...
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vader_____:
hey man, that porsche you always post is sweet as hell, I always assumed you were joking about it being yours
jj987666:
i actually read that before she posted and i enjoyed it. i guess she didnt get the joke, sometimes sarcasm is hard to pull off while typing. 
8 days indeed...god with every commercial i see i get excited. did you hear USA network is showing first ten minutes unedited on wed i believe...
check the horror boards
8 days indeed...god with every commercial i see i get excited. did you hear USA network is showing first ten minutes unedited on wed i believe...
check the horror boards
So yesterday I refused to sell beer to some girl because she didn't have I.D. She begged, got mean, pleaded, threatened, and tried all she could do to get that 18-pk. She gave me the ole' "I just got out of jail and could use a drink" line but I still stood firm. Then she told me I was a bad person for not selling...
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jj987666:
is your profile pic from dawn of the dead?
freakpirate:
I'd go so far as to say comedy platinum
I've came to the conclusion that my newly sprouted beard is magical. Why? because I've gotten a shocking amount of female attention in the last 48 hours. Prehaps it makes me more sophisticated. I doubt that because at it's current length I resemble a hobo more than Sean Connery.
bingofuel:
Well man, my OS went belly up and I've lost my collection of humorous and interesting images. 
It is a blow I shall not be soon recovered from.
But congradulations on your mystical beard!
It is a blow I shall not be soon recovered from.
But congradulations on your mystical beard!
How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I am..
Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate
Upon the state of my most great and perfect plan
I am he who has been him back when man
Swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes I am he who has been her as she once
Bled the world with the words of psychotic fate
While GWAR slept...
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memmnochthedevil:
Now that owned picture fucking rules!!
vader_____:
"hey there suzy" was good shit- keep em coming
I'm depressed again.
bingofuel:
...What about now?
bingofuel:
Sorry about your unfortunate shortage of beer and imitation cheese.
So it seems I have a big decision to make. My buddy is in the same college major I graduated from about 4 years ago and he told me that a large company in Orlando is hiring like mad now. I'm trying to decide whether or not I should just say "aw hell" and go for it or whether I should hold out for my...
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So I called in sick to work today, because, well.....I'm sickly. Could be the Plauge. Felt kinda bad that my co-worker had to pull a 13hr shift 'cause of me, but this is my first sick day since I started last March. I've earned it.
My tummy is growling but I'm just not hungry. How sad, cause I like to cook and eat.
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My tummy is growling but I'm just not hungry. How sad, cause I like to cook and eat.
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rskapcat74529:
Okay, you've made me giggle twice in one night, so I felt that deserved acknowledgment. *acknowledges* 
rskapcat74529:
Strut away, baby.