snakeplissken

Reminds me of a few years ago... the power went out a few days before new years (luckily I was out of town) and for some people it stayed out for 3 days. In Utah. In the freezing ass winter. I talked to a few friends who had power out that long, and they said they just started taking stuff out of the fridge and sticking it in the snow mounds in their backyard.

Yes, but in return you're subjecting yourself to a lifetime of 2 am calls listening to me cry about how much I hate my life.

Fine with me, but you're the one that has to tell him.

oh my god, that was genius. mmmmm... bruschetta.

This one is by far my fav, based on the 23-4 years I spent in mormonism:





Beer Nuts is pretty good... plus it's in HD... the same channel also has a show about drinking around the world... it's like a less sleazy version of insomniac. And I actually think it's much better.

I cannot sanction such an offshoot... that's it! You're excommunicated... or is that excommunARRRRRRRRGcated?

I actually have a giant box of ramen directly behind me. Enough to build my own deity.

Oh, and can't you salvage your SIM card?

Might I suggest making the next one with a strong radial blur... making you think you're drunk before you even get there!

i would love to have "lewd contact" attached to my name.

damn it, now I want some bbq. and a beer, even though I don't really drink beer.

I was a mormon for many years, so it's easy to slip into a trance and be highly suggestible... hell, dress in all white and tell me to bow my head and say yes, and I just might do anything. Either that or stab you. With a shiv I made out of a cafeteria tray. Either/or.

On cribs, would you show off your snakeskin comforter?




(thanks for the heads up on the cribs-worthy beer... I'm still trying to find something appropriate for my palette)

I make the Arby's mistake every now and then... I convince myself that "Hey, they have a sub or that deli style sandwich, and hey, you like mozzarella sticks... oh, and they have curly fries... you love curly fries. Yes. Yes you do..." and about an hour after eating there, post-arby's misery kicks in, and I need a toilet.

Oh, and the reason all those gifts mentioned were enjoyed was that no one packaged said gifts in boxes. Because, seriously, who doesn't love a good box?

Flagrant false advertising... like eating a stack of rancid meat. Oh wait, it is...

oh my hell... i just noticed your profile pic... genius.

"Hey look kids! A deer!"

yeah, this will probably be the last year of any real gifts... siblings starting to have kids, i'll be moving out of state soon enough, etc.

You should be jealous of my nephew... kid was swamped with gifts. And he's so young that I think if my sister & bro-in-law took 2/3 of them and hid them now, they would have his birthday and next christmas covered no problem...

seriously some kick ass photoshop skills, what program do you use?

wow...i havent watched christmas vacation in years. That was great.

I don't think I get a Christmas party. If they're having one in Honolulu, I doubt they'll fly me over just for that. Maybe they'll put some cookies in one of the containers they send everyday.

If either me or Mr. PRock get gift certificates, I'll be ecstatic. But that's because we both get quarterly bonuses.

best christmas profile pic in history!!!!!!!

everyone beats me to the cooter

you my darling, need to join this group.