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My house smells really nice. I'm boiling up chicken to make into enchiladas and simmering pinto beans to mash for refried. I'm shooting from the hip with the beans though. Sweated up some onions and garlic in olive oil, then just tossed in a half-dozen cans of pintos, a can of rotel, a couple bay leaves, chili powder, and cumin. That'll be cooked down and...
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drstinkypants:
Enchiladas was Benni's favorite food.
You boil the chicken? For moistness? I always just pan cook mine so you get that nice flavor layer on the outside.
the_reverend:
Hey fucker. How'd the food turn out?
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At this moment I'm very worried about the health of my father. He's suffering chest pains and I think he's going to have to be opened up to rectify the problem. He's been the absolute epitome of the perfect father and I don't know what I'll do if he doesn't make it.

I plan to spend as much time as I can letting him know...
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atomicant:
just make sure you tell him what you are telling us. doesn't matter if he's sick or healthy, it's just the right thing to do.

never regret not saying something.

via con dios.
johnesmoke:
it's gonna be alright, man. for sure. modern medicine and all that shit. it'll be fine. he'll recover and be right as rain.

you take care, dude.
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Today is leftover chili day! Hot damn!

*dances*







SnakePlissken apologizes for this completely boring and dull post upon the topic of leftover chili and the glee that it brings unto him. Sorry.
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drstinkypants:
I guess I don't need to worry about perfecting anything until I get the hang of doing a partial mash in the first place.

I really appreciate the tips though. It's been difficult to find any info about simple mash techniques for people who don't necessarily know a lot about it, so it's been slow going to start. I just wish they offered a degree in "how to become a brewmaster and then get the best job of all time, ever" at college or something. Brewing (form my limited experience) is really interesting, so thanks again.
drstinkypants:
I had no idea. I was planning on going back to school at the end of the year. Maybe I'll be able to find something along those lines.

Hope yours goes well for you. smile
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the_reverend:
Hey man. had a chance to properly sample the porter yet?

Even someone as virtually teetotal as me is eager to hear how it all worked out, after all the planning you've obviously put into it!
girthy:
I totally know what you mean. I've been putting an SB logo on the corner of my pictures ever since I started posting them, but a copyright as well may be a good idea.

Dude, you make beer too? Fuckin' sweet. I used to do that when I was in college.
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the_reverend:
Hey duder, how's life with you today? i'm working split shifts all weekend... not quite as bad as it sounds... At least the weather's good.
the_reverend:
Fair play - best do the tidying before you do the drinking. But i'm sure you worked that out years ago wink
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eyesofatragedy:
OMG, its Kurt Russell!!!

ralphs value club card.. is this your only form of ID? wink
johnesmoke:
damn man, i don't have photoshop. if it's not too much of a pain in the ass and you were able to do me up a Ralphs card, I'd write you a cheque for 0.69 cents.

and I'd be grateful!
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So I scored an interview at the kick ass tool and die company I was gunning for. 35k plus benefits. I've just got to wow them with my ginormous penis. And by "ginormous penis" I mean personality.
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jena:
"I gotta tip toe through the tulips for these assholes!"
girthy:
I hope it gets accepted.

I was so bummed when the original Lebowski group got shut down.
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So I'm cleaning the house this afternoon. Mostly because I was more embarrassed by the state of my house last night when the cops came than actually having the cops stop by. Momma would have been pissed.
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dempsey:
Hopefully you at least had clean underwear on.
prockgirlscout:
I think the majority of mankind cleans not out of want but out of shame. blush tongue
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I think I've lost the ability to get drunk. Seriously. I'm on my third 50/50 screwdriver and *nothing*. Also I know screwdrivers are a sissy cocktail, so don't give me any shit or I'll smite you. Or not. I'm very lazy.
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unravled:
Randy really likes it, actually, so it wouldn't go to waste. Maybe this weekend.
unravled:
Understandable. I'd never had a cop come to my door until I moved into this house (as I grew up with my pot smoking, paranoid dad, a cop at the door would have caused major problems). But living here, I've had them knock on the door more times than I care to remember. The first is when a neighbor got raped by a cab driver in my driveway at 1 AM. Most recently a cop wandered into the driveway, and we happened to have the door open. He asked us if we were calling the police or if we had heard calls for help. Apparently someone in the neighborhood had been repeatedly dialing 911 and not saying anything.

That, combined with the police helicopter buzzing the house at least three days a week, and I can't wait to move.
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I'd like some flapjacks please.
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zarth:
Wait. You mean you're not the real Pope?
zarth:
That's right. After all, who's more important to please, the King of Thpain, or God?
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Brew session today over at one of my minions. Did a medium gravity amber ale. The finished product should be around 6.3%. The aroma was very crackery and biscuity, sort of like a saltine or a Cheez-it minus the cheez. It actually made me kind of hungry. I introduced a few folks to the awesomeness that is Battle Royale. It's always awesome to see peoples'...
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devilsreject:
That diabeetus video made me laugh til i peed a little.....thank you!
notoriouscat:
i remember that about you. wink
between the beer-maiking and the sweets, i think i crave you... blush