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So yesterday I went to the Shrewsbury Ren Faire over in Kings' Valley. It kind of sucked to tell the truth. Just vendors mostly so it was like a medieval mall. And not a drop of alcohol in sight. No mead. No grog. No ale. Nothing. How is a functional alcoholic supposed to cope?

The jousting was kind of neat, except for this one guy...
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unravled:
I can't even tell you how excited that makes me. We'll put it up next to the tapestry of dogs playing poker.
unravled:
Man, awesome. Though, I don't think we'd have room for one of those with the tapestry, the crying clowns, and the Jesus clock.
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unravled:
We're saving that for our first child. Besides Murderface fits her better.

I want beer. frown
unravled:
Gimme.
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I'm not where I expected to be in Oregon, but I'm here. The place in Portland was terrible. beyond. words. In terms of location and condition. I was misled, and I'm pissed. The lovely tiny apartment featured scenic views of crackwhores and gang-bangers. We unpacked half the truck, slept on it, and left the next morning.

That being said, I'm now in Corvallis. I'm going...
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mrginger:
Doooood, I've been PDX all week. Next time I come up we should have a beer.
unravled:
I think we might get one this weekend, actually.

Oh, and should you ever want to visit Portland for the weekend know that our offer for the guest room still stands.
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I'm sweating my ass off loading this truck. And tomorrow I depart, so I'm signing off now. See you in a while.
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fusionface:
Man, Jason does work? I thought he just killed people...unless thats dead bodies you're loading....

biggrin

robot skull robot skull robot
unravled:
Are you here yet??
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Ok so I've almost got all my stuff packed for the epic move. The truck is reserved. The route is planned. Tomorrow I'll probably arrange for cable and internet at the new pad, and for all the utilities to get shut off at the current pad.

I can't wait to get this over with.
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apostrophenow:
your new persona and prof pics are genius.
unravled:
I was just crocheting you a toaster cozy for your new place, actually.
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So today I took advantage of a "tax-free" shopping weekend and bought myself a 20 inch LCD monitor for my comp, as well as an upgrade from 512mb to 2.0gb of memory. So now I can play WoW without massive lag. Sweet. Next up is a graphics card upgrade. I would have bought it along with the rest, but I didn't want to be a...
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unravled:
If you're trying to tell me you want a threesome, I just need to tell you now that he's not into that.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

tongue Nah, that's actually the way I like it. Friends, food, beer, and really bad cable.



drstinkypants:
Yea I've been to Ireland once, but not England or Poland. It really is so much cooler than I could ever describe. If you ever get the chance I think you would really like it.


Good to hear the Simpsons movie was ok. I'll probably see it this week sometime, despite the past 3 + years of The Simpsons trying as hard as possible to convince me never to watch it again


Speaking slowly deteriorating TV shows, I saw this the other night:


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So my days in Missouri are very limited. Tomorrow I bottle beer (again) in preparation for my relocation to the west coast. This batch is an English Mild Brown Ale. I tried it today and the flavor was very nice. It's uncarbonated right now, but I would say it's very much like a mild cup of coffee only lacking the bitterness. Very smooth and mild,...
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drstinkypants:
Yea that'd be cool. Although, I think I'd be getting the better deal in that situation... but yea let me know once you get all your bidness straightened out in Portland. I know if you're anything like me, the first month will be fairly chaotic.

Man, I'm getting all jelous that you're moving. Changing timezonesand climates and all that shit is totally exciting.
unravled:
TWINKIE LIQUOR!
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Thanks for the good Bday wishes from everyone. Much appreciated!

So I just finished bottling beer. 10 6-packs and 2 bombers. Pretty good all together. Tomorrow I bottle my 80 Shilling Ale. And in between I'm going through all my shit and deciding what to keep and what to toss. So far the "toss" pile is a lot larger than the "keep" stack. That's fine...
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the_reverend:
Did i miss your birthday?? Dude! Sorry! Happy belated Birthday!

Keep on truckin'!
tinyhobo:
thanks so fucking much!

I love brown ales..so yeah.
they pair well with a lot of different foods..
and this bitch likes her feed.
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So I'll be gone a few days as of tomorrow. Going to visit the folks one last time before the move, and to celebrate my b-day with a ladyfriend. Good times are assured.
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drstinkypants:
Happy birthday amigo
unravled:
Okay, but none of our closets have doors, so no bitches. You'll have to fight the dog for the few crumbs that Randy leaves behind, and trust me, it's not many.
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So I heard from my folks my aunts' estate auction went well and the house even got bought. A little low on the price scale, but at least it's sold and not lingering on the market. I plan to blow my share on a party van with a bar and shag carpet. Also portholes and a 70's style naked-woman-airbrushed-mural.

Seriously.
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notoriouscat:
a bar and shag carpet.
that is hot.
i did not eat a single hotdog camping.
SG East Coast camping does it right, i ate better than i do when i am home. blush
thefreak:

I plan to blow my share on a party van with a bar and shag carpet. Also portholes and a 70's style naked-woman-airbrushed-mural.


PIMP.

-TM

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I'm having Kung-pao Beef for dinner with Crab Rangoon. That is the highlight of the day.

Whoopety-doo!
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unravled:
You just don't mess with the perfect fried delivery service for cream cheese. You just don't.
thefreak:
Kung Pow Beef is the TITS.

-TM
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I racked my hefe (doppelhopfweissbier) today. It smells very nice with a distinct aroma of banana/vanilla/clove. Nice stuff. Other than that I haven't done shit else lately but make stromboli, play Tony Hawk Session 8, smoke, and drink. I lead an exciting life full of peril and intrigue.

One month from today I will be on the road, moving to Portland.
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zarth:
It panned out well enough.

Let me know when you're in Portland, by the way. I may come visit someday.
zarth:
Be careful what you say. That's already sounding better than my apartment.