Gobble gobble, bitches.
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So the Ozzy/Rob Zombie show the other night was pretty cool. The Rose Garden was much smaller than I expected though. Also I got busted smoking by the ancient usher lady. Luckily she thought it was a cigarette. 
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tinyhobo:
Glad you had fun.
Simmer down with the Reefer, hippie
Simmer down with the Reefer, hippie
thefreak:
Hey, it's puff, puff, pass, ya pot hog! 
-TM
-TM
I finally got my tickets to Ozzy / Rob Zombie in Portland the 14th. I hope the show is good. The last time I saw them both was in '01 and it royally sucked. It was an outdoor venue and the sound was all washed out and flat. Utter crap. I hope they have a decent opener.
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emotedcreations:
I find your logic logical yet doing so results in no nachos. My head asplodes.
That has to be the funniest thing I have read in a long, long, long, long, long, long, long (ala Dr. Cox repetition) fucking time.
I lOled--hard.
Gracias...
emotedcreations:
Give me your address (apparently my niece isn't coming for TG and she can be sure as hell I'm not bring it down for Xmas).
It was 36 degrees when I awoke this morning. Brisk but thank god the heat is gone. I hate it, mostly because you can only strip down so far before you get arrested. I'd go to the beach to cool down, but it always ends with people thinking I've beached myself and that they should call the coast guard or something.
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atomicant:
have you seen her? could only feed a pair, maybe three. then they'd just end up eating each other. and that's never fun to clean up.
drstinkypants:
fuck the coast guard fuck the coast guard fuck 'em
So brunch yesterday in Portland was fun. I got a little lost looking for the place and drove by the same homeless guy twice. I think he gave me the finger. Got to meet new people and eat. But not them though, eggs and various cured meats. And apparently I'm missing out on the Acropolis and suck at life due to that. Bummer.
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thefreak:
Buffalo sauce hurts when it gets in the urethra.
-TM
-TM
unravled:
What do I get out of this?
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unravled:
Oh cool, so you'll definitely be there no matter what! Awesome, I can't wait to meet you!
thefreak:
And things like this are why I would tuck it back and let you sire my cracker spawn.
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I'm sorry, too forward?
Wait, what?
-TM
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I'm sorry, too forward?
Wait, what?
-TM
So today I'm going to go find a copy of Metalocalypse Season One and perhaps Guitar Hero 2 finally. I hear it rules.
Fettucine Alfredo is on the menu today. I'll probably sear the chicken with some italian spices in a little olive oil to go with it as well. Maybe toss in a bit of asparagus too.
So I got my hospital bills and...
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Fettucine Alfredo is on the menu today. I'll probably sear the chicken with some italian spices in a little olive oil to go with it as well. Maybe toss in a bit of asparagus too.
So I got my hospital bills and...
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unravled:
Perfect! Don't forget your wool socks!
meatpieboy:
Hope you're feelin' better, too. Them hospitals are fucking nuts. I drove my ex to the ER once just to get an antibiotic, because she needed it ASAP, and it was something like $500 for literally ten minutes talking to a doctor.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
I think I'm going to go get a steak, some potatoes, and maybe some asparagus for dinner, for I desire the flesh.
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drstinkypants:
Those are generally the characteristics I look for in a yeast, sort of like american ale but not quite as plain. Though lately I've just been using Thames Valley Ale in the last few batches so I have one less flavor variables to worry about since I'm not very familiar with what sorts of malts/hops/fermentation lead to what flavors.
The one time I used Scottish Ale it came out terrible. Do you have to ferment it extra cool? I've heard you do, but I'm not even sure if temps were my problem.
The one time I used Scottish Ale it came out terrible. Do you have to ferment it extra cool? I've heard you do, but I'm not even sure if temps were my problem.
drstinkypants:
Awesome, I'll have to try german ale. I really want to make a fake Dopplebock for when It gets really cold around here.
We'll see if I even get to it. There is just so much I want to do. I'll be doing a brew this friday and giving Wyeast's proprietary New Belgium yeast a whirl.
We'll see if I even get to it. There is just so much I want to do. I'll be doing a brew this friday and giving Wyeast's proprietary New Belgium yeast a whirl.
So I haven't been around awhile. Long story short is last Thursday I screwed my back royally. It was bad enough I couldn't really move at all. Worst pain of my life. I had to call an ambulance because I physically couldn't make it down the stairs let alone drive myself to the ER. They gave me a shot of morphine and a tank of...
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unravled:
Have you applied for SGPDX?
unravled:
I vouched for you months ago. Atomicant is taking over soon, so just give it a few days.
So my washer/dryer came yesterday. The dudes delivering were fuckups though. First they tried to say the unit wouldn't fit. So I pointed out the fact that it would and told them how. So it made it in, and they hooked it up. Kinda. Water started seeping out from under it the moment they pulled away in the truck. Fuckers only attached the water hoses...
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drstinkypants:
Cool, something small enough for me to mash
*steal*
I've been wanting to make some sort of wintery holiday-esque pumpkin beer with brown sugar or molasses or something (probably a sign that I've been reading far too much about beer history). So, how much toasted pumpkin seeds do you add to secondary?
*steal*
I've been wanting to make some sort of wintery holiday-esque pumpkin beer with brown sugar or molasses or something (probably a sign that I've been reading far too much about beer history). So, how much toasted pumpkin seeds do you add to secondary?
thefreak:
...Pumpkin Pie beer?
-TM
-TM
Sears can suck my ass. I bought a Kenmore washer/dryer, they deliver a Frigidaire. I call them to inform them of the aforementioned fuck-up and they tell me someone will contact me within 24 hours. No-one does. I go there to figure it out, and the salesman feigns innocence when he rang up the wrong thing. Another salesman calls the office. They tell me someone...
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sillyokio:
Are you offering?
Cause you know .. I'm free tonight.
Cause you know .. I'm free tonight.
unravled:
Oh grrrreat. Way to ruin the surprise.
I bought a new bed. It gets delivered tomorrow.
It's comfy. That rules.
I assembled my BBQ grill today. It's a Kenmore. I said a lot of bad words.
It's comfy. That rules.
I assembled my BBQ grill today. It's a Kenmore. I said a lot of bad words.
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unravled:
Hey, 2007 is on the phone for you.
-TM
Where's Corvalis in relation to Portland?