I'm still in Iowa. I wanted to make gyros today, so yesterday I went scouring for ingredients. Talk about a bitch. I forgot what a gustatory wasteland my hometown was. Pita bread? Can't find it. Fresh oregano? Can't find it. Tzatziki? Can't find it. So I drove to Iowa City and after multiple stops I found the greek yogurt for the sauce and oregano in...
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So the wedding was pretty fun, despite the fact I don't really get along with the grooms dipshit friends. They pretty much gave me shit for two days straight about various things. According to them I'm a "hippy" and I "must be some kind of fag" for being single at 28. 
I could have retorted and destroyed them verbally, but I had the feeling big...
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unravled:
You fucked all of them, right? Right?
atomicant:
i'm moving into my sister's house down the road about a mile while they do the work.
should be fun.
oh yeah, fag.
should be fun.
oh yeah, fag.
The strip club was a good time. The PDX Team Awesome was in full effect, heavily entrenched on perverts row. The beer flowed like champagne, a guy in the pisser asked me for coke, and grandma and grandpa were getting there dollar on. Ahh Portland! The food was supposed to be good, but I kind of forgot about eating and pretty much just drank. I...
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thefreak:
Here's hoping he just sits on the couch one day, gets a random whiff, and just shakes his fist in the air @you. That'd be hilarious. 
-TM
-TM
unravled:
Could you photoshop Jesus riding a unicorn for me? I'll make you cupcakes or something. Please?
I'm going to go visit my folks back in Iowa next week. And I hate flying. I hate it. I have no patience for the amount of interaction required, and I hate wedging myself into those tiny airline seats. The food sucks, the cabins are stuffy, and I always get stuck next to some stinky hippy with sprout farts. Fuck it, I'll just get drunk...
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thefreak:
Have fun on the trip!
-TM
-TM
Yeah for Saturday night potlucks!
I gave a slice of pie oral too. I think The Ladies* got a little jealous.
*Crim
I gave a slice of pie oral too. I think The Ladies* got a little jealous.
*Crim
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thefreak:
*snicker*
-TM
-TM
jena:
Actually the first thing I thought of was that scene in Amelie when the porn guy asks her "Do you have hair pie?"
So the Dethklok show was pretty awesome. The roommate and I got in line at about five o' clock (three hours early) and after doing the peepee dance for a bit I wandered over to the Union 76 on Burnside. First thing in the door I noticed the soda coolers were locked. And not just that cooler, all of them. The attendant explained that the...
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drstinkypants:
I'm not familiar with that particular band but anyone who plays the man song is alright in my book.
So how goes the schoolin? I've been thinking a little bit about checking out the program at Seibel. Have you gotten a sense of what it might be like once you're out?
So how goes the schoolin? I've been thinking a little bit about checking out the program at Seibel. Have you gotten a sense of what it might be like once you're out?
meatpieboy:
Please have a decent beer for me. It's hard to find one down here.
Tonight Dethklok will soundfuck my ears with their musicocks.
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babyblue:
Hopefully if you died it would be from the awesomeness of Deathklok, and not the lameness of the stomach flu. 
I'm feeling pretty much back to normal now, which rocks.
I'm feeling pretty much back to normal now, which rocks.
The little neighbor kid has been making a habit of peeking in my living room window every time he's outside playing. So yesterday when I saw him peeking I jumped up to the window all fearsome like with a big growl and scared the shit out of him. I'm a terrible person.
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babyblue:
You need to put the fear in 'em when they're young, so they stayed cowed for life.
thefreak:
Were you nude?
-TM
-TM
Mcpizza ftw!
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_margot_:
That could be fun.
hopey:
I sing if you want blood on karaoke!!
You coming to rock out on Friday night?
I am bringing cupcakes to corvallis via the shop where bullfrog music is now.
You coming to rock out on Friday night?
I am bringing cupcakes to corvallis via the shop where bullfrog music is now.
Lard is good for tasty mexican food but bad for my heart. Fuck that guy though, what has he ever done for me?
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snakeplissken:
^^ HAHA! Sorry honey, but you are irresponsible. I know all about work and college. I payed for mine out of pocket, and yet I still had time to do all my homework. So, yeah I earned my right to be judgmental. Good luck with your future of flashing your tits to get what you want instead of earning them.
missprint:
^
Apparently she has plenty of time to go around chastising everyone who has the nerve to disagree with her.
Apparently she has plenty of time to go around chastising everyone who has the nerve to disagree with her.
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thefreak:
I'm not that great on Guitar Hero.
-TM
-TM
atomicant:
sideburns?!?! HAH! i wish.
I just bought a copy of 1000 Mexican Recipes. Watch out lower intestine here comes trouble.
I just need a tortilla press now and I'm set. First off will probably be some gorditas. I love those things.
I just need a tortilla press now and I'm set. First off will probably be some gorditas. I love those things.
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d_day:
Just remember, eat ice cream after your meal.
energychannel:
Are we seeing you and your roomate tomorrow?
-TM