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Salt Lake City, here I come!

http://www.bash.org is the funniest shit on earth.

Seriously.

Talk about sad. I imbibed a Milwaukee Light earlier and it damn near put me to sleep.

Last Eve begins recording tomorrow. I'm hoping everything turns out alright; I've got so much riding on this it's disturbing. Given all the setbacks we've had to date, I have my doubts as to whether or not the final product will be what we want.

Ah, the last hour of the workday, where the midshift people come in and I do absolutely nothing for the remainder of my time here because the shift report has already been turned in and my performance for the day recorded.

They should just pay me for eight hours and let me leave at three since I don't do dick for the last hour except...
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<octal> i think meeting lots of cute/etc. girls is easier if you're deaf and thus can tolerate raves.

I dropped 300 bucks on a deposit for a new apartment today that is in the p1mpest location known to man (relative to Houston, that is).

As I was driving I encountered a brief lull - the noise of the world surrounding me suddenly vanished, "In the Shadow of Our Pale Companion" progressed to its most melancholy section, and at that very moment my existence played one movement of a grander score.

I could not help but imagine that this singular point in space and time was to be bound as...
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I just returned from the nudie bar. My friend has developed a desire to become a stripper, so I indoctrinated her. She liked it enough to decide to go get her dancing license tomorrow.

Man, I really hope she doesn't succumb to the fate of many strippers.

On another note: I really want to do the chick that I got a dance from tonight. She's...
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Prospects of waking up early tomorrow morning (and every moerning thereafter) make me ill. There's something about the early morning hours; the post-cathartic shock of realizing that yes, you didn't actually die, and no, the women and warm pastries you were eagerly devouring in your dreamstate didn't actually exist. Such things induce me to nausea.

The past few months have had me stumbling through life...
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