skryche:
My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable!
I am spending too much of the day playing videogames.
Also: I want to have Sam Fisher's baby. Its cry will sound like a camera flash warming up, and its eyes (of which there will be three) will glow Xbox green.
Also: I want to have Sam Fisher's baby. Its cry will sound like a camera flash warming up, and its eyes (of which there will be three) will glow Xbox green.
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seth0067:
must... finish... splinter cell.
i go through these long periods of not being able to touch any games. there's something thats making me want to play them but i just cant seem to pick up the controllers. weird, huh?
i go through these long periods of not being able to touch any games. there's something thats making me want to play them but i just cant seem to pick up the controllers. weird, huh?
luckyp:
Um, shouldn't you be either enjoying a certain pair of metal body enhancements, or sitting around dreaming about doing same???
Just a suggestion!
--l*P
Just a suggestion!
--l*P
That was a very fun night. SGNY is great. Soon: pics.
Also: If you wear nametags over your nipples with nipples drawn onto them, people will be tempted to tweak them. Whether this is a good or a bad thing is still up in the air.
Also: If you wear nametags over your nipples with nipples drawn onto them, people will be tempted to tweak them. Whether this is a good or a bad thing is still up in the air.
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aspen:
ladytron is gay
thelibra:
well if you ever miss throatneedle you can always catch some 3rd watch reruns...
DIRECTOR OF DISCIPLINE
The Academy of the Holy Cross, an all girl's Catholic HS, is looking for an indiv. to monitor student's compliance with school policies, procedures, regulations & enforce standards of conduct. Exper. w/HS students desired. Position requires counseling/teaching exper., & the ability to communicate effectively with students, parents & faculty.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wl/jobs/JS_JobSearchDetail?value=16853516&TS=1092058145395
The Academy of the Holy Cross, an all girl's Catholic HS, is looking for an indiv. to monitor student's compliance with school policies, procedures, regulations & enforce standards of conduct. Exper. w/HS students desired. Position requires counseling/teaching exper., & the ability to communicate effectively with students, parents & faculty.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wl/jobs/JS_JobSearchDetail?value=16853516&TS=1092058145395
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ymonster:
Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaawwwww! Can we make our OWN policies?!? 
raulbnuttz:
So what you think they's say to a guy with no experience who just wants to help the girls reach their full potential, and shit! 
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feelinfroggy:
That's what I call 86% Hollandaise sauce....smooth...
legionnaire:
Whoa, nice pic.
Like I said, sorry I didn't meet up with you guys - this grant is going to fucking kill me. I'll be in need of some serious steam release once it's done though.
Like I said, sorry I didn't meet up with you guys - this grant is going to fucking kill me. I'll be in need of some serious steam release once it's done though.
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unnecessaryz:
I'll slap dat bitch fo' ya'.
beaky:
turn the other cheek then
Had my headshots taken yesterday (I shall post some pics soon) and my buttshots taken today!
I have to say, the worst part of the colonoscopy was the prep. Spring cleaning! I had to drink one gallon of liquid laxative last night. Tasted kind of like salty water. I shall spare you the details of the results, but said results weren't nearly as bad as...
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I have to say, the worst part of the colonoscopy was the prep. Spring cleaning! I had to drink one gallon of liquid laxative last night. Tasted kind of like salty water. I shall spare you the details of the results, but said results weren't nearly as bad as...
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wuvmonki:
My butt just clenched tight.
fang_____:
I would have been making spaceship noises.
Finally went and bought an Xbox yesterday, used. And two used games (Timesplitters 2, SSX 3). I'm pretty happy with it. Soon, I shall install a chip and a new hard drive and put all kinds of goodies on it:
* Scads of old emulated games
* Downloaded Movies & TV shows
* All my Music
See, I didn't get it just for videogames. Go...
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* Scads of old emulated games
* Downloaded Movies & TV shows
* All my Music
See, I didn't get it just for videogames. Go...
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raulbnuttz:
Have you talked to Fang yet.
wuvmonki:
I'm always up for video games. The problem is that I end up paying more attention to it than I do when I have my Fuji out.
The cows have grown too big for the tupperware. They were about the size of small rats by the time we opened it up yesterday evening. There are seven of them, and they are as cute as the dickens! vyeseleph and I herded them onto our seventh-floor balcony, and they seemed contented enough to be left there with a half-head of iceberg, but when we...
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alhim:
hmm...Skryche is good in bed jokes....hmmm...oh I got one!
How many Skryches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
NONE! Cause he is probably too busy giving your mom hot sweaty multiple orgasmic life changing but sex to worry about it!
Oh man, that was so studpid.
How many Skryches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
NONE! Cause he is probably too busy giving your mom hot sweaty multiple orgasmic life changing but sex to worry about it!
Oh man, that was so studpid.
honkeykong:
-huh?
2004-07-15
18:54 Meatball appears to have decomposed entirely into soil.
20:12 Dirt has spread out to cover the entire base of the glass container. Patches of a strange pale green fuzz speckle the top surface.
22:33 More green fuzz has grown. It now covers the entire layer of dirt. Upon close examination, the fuzz reveals itself to be a miniature variant of grass.
2004-07-16
07:28...
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18:54 Meatball appears to have decomposed entirely into soil.
20:12 Dirt has spread out to cover the entire base of the glass container. Patches of a strange pale green fuzz speckle the top surface.
22:33 More green fuzz has grown. It now covers the entire layer of dirt. Upon close examination, the fuzz reveals itself to be a miniature variant of grass.
2004-07-16
07:28...
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er:
no. 
hati:
This sounds like you haven't been cleaning your kitchen.
A few months ago, vyeseleph's mother came to visit. She made vyeseleph some meatballs, not all of which got eaten; a few were placed in a container to be noshed upon in the following days.
One of these meatballs is still in our refrigerator. We can witness its decomposition in high detail and relatively risk-free, as the container is glass and air-tight. It is...
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One of these meatballs is still in our refrigerator. We can witness its decomposition in high detail and relatively risk-free, as the container is glass and air-tight. It is...
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thelibra:
le vomit.
fuzzy meatballs are not cool.
fuzzy meatballs are not cool.
legionnaire:
I highly recommend NOT opening the container. For your and your neighbors' sake.
It's like a 5th grade science fair project though, I like the general concept of it.
It's like a 5th grade science fair project though, I like the general concept of it.
I got my offer letter yesterday. Tragically, it spelled out MP&A so I can't claim ignorance anymore. It didn't stand for "Mega Popular and Awesome", but at least my previous guess ("Media Planning and Analysis") as to what it stood for was incorrect. A coworker joked that it stood for "My Penis is Awesome". I explained to her that (though my penis is awesome) that...
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johnnydelicious:
I didn't know you were married either.