So, I was in the bathroom yesterday and an idea popped into my head... my first novel is going to be a black comedy about a guy who as a child walked in on his father, sitting on the toilet, taking a shit, and getting a blow job from some strange woman. Needless to say the sheer indignity of being caught in such a situation...
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clearbrightfire:
haha well its an odd train of conversation. I used to work with teenager with learning difficulties and we had a bunch of 15 year old boys with absolutely no self control,the amount of bodily fluids that were flying around that summer was unbelieveable!
clearbrightfire:
heh,love comes in spurts
Did anyone ever present an argument to you that is so far ot of left field that you never considered it before? Albiet it was the best conversation i've had in a long time. She says that you can't use yourself as your point of reference, although i would argue that you can. I also argue that truth is subjective, to which i was told...
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user209834982:
i argued with my best friends senile racist grandpa. he think he can speak german and japanese. and apparently 'black people invented straightening irons', as a whole group, at least according to pappy. dont argue with crazies, it goes no where. 
clearbrightfire:
hmm,definately,although sausages are blatantly asking for it,I mean just look at them for heavens sake..stop looking like a penis and we'll quit the sexual references
by the way,I find a good lubricant makes people feel less uncomfortable about anal sex
edited due to my stupid fingers and brain doing seperate things again
[Edited on Jul 08, 2004 8:16AM]
by the way,I find a good lubricant makes people feel less uncomfortable about anal sex
edited due to my stupid fingers and brain doing seperate things again
[Edited on Jul 08, 2004 8:16AM]
Today as I was coming north I saw the salinas valley open up before me as I passed Paso Robles. For the first time i saw with the eyes of Stienbeck and Keruac. My soul was filled with a longing for something, although I know not what. As I passed the valley and came into Salinas itself a dark cloud settled overhead, mingling with the...
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Vacation is good, today is the day that my Chinese lesbien friend teaches me to hand pull noodles, and I teach her the basics of French food.... fun stuff 
monsvalentine:
love john lee hooker.
palindrome:
*jealous*
"I put down my robe, picked up my diploma,
"Took hold of my sweetheart and away we did drive,
"Straight for the hills, the black hills of Dakota,
"Sure was glad to get out of there alive."
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wigglefree:
"fine fine girl in an empty parking lot you know i'll never figure out exactly what it was i got now now now ten-thousand girls going up and down on me do it"
Right now i'm grappling with a depressing thought, there is nothing really new and really interesting in the world. Maybe we are just lower primates with expensive toys. Everything, government, science even art all comes down three things, food, fucking and power/social status.
As much as I would like to think that it's not true, that I'm different, an artist I'm ultimately led to one...
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As much as I would like to think that it's not true, that I'm different, an artist I'm ultimately led to one...
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krabuki:
I don't mind baggage at all I have plenty of my own I carry around. I just want to be with someone who can carry their own and not expect me to lug theirs around on top of my own!
You know this is his first live in relationship.....he's 37. Red flags should have been waving in my grey matter.. but love does silly things to me! 
seeing as how you mentioned art..... this got my nickers in a right good twist!!!!!!
http://www.caedefensefund.org/
I don't mind baggage at all I have plenty of my own I carry around. I just want to be with someone who can carry their own and not expect me to lug theirs around on top of my own!
You know this is his first live in relationship.....he's 37. Red flags should have been waving in my grey matter.. but love does silly things to me!
seeing as how you mentioned art..... this got my nickers in a right good twist!!!!!!
http://www.caedefensefund.org/
wigglefree:
artist?!? what the hell makes you think that, your a fat mellowdraumatic fucker.
just pulling your dick
i still need to get you your shirt
just pulling your dick
i still need to get you your shirt
Macadamia crusted Pacific Sea-Bass, with Basil infused spatzle, roasted red pepper buer rouge, baby zuchini and a puff pastry flueron... you wish you had my job....
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tigerpig:
god damn. your journal has ruined me!
now i just want to eat.
it is a conspiracy. computers and you. joining. to make me hungry when i am at work and can do sweet fuck all about it.
damn you and the technology you rode in on!
now i just want to eat.
it is a conspiracy. computers and you. joining. to make me hungry when i am at work and can do sweet fuck all about it.
damn you and the technology you rode in on!
tigerpig:
my soul aint worth the meat it is written on. you are welcome to it...
I've been thinking a lot about hope this weekend. Yesterday at a wedding the priest was talking about hope, in life, in relationships in the world. I immediately thought about the nature of hope. Hope means it's over, you've lost, you are dead. Hope is a passive word, not a proactive word. It implies just sitting idily by and waiting for some reprieve from the...
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wigglefree:
so you were the one who implanted weird ideas about hope in my mind!!!
well here's some info that might give you hope
well here's some info that might give you hope
I know birthdays are just a stupid cultural celebration of imagined individuality and importance, but it's still depressing when yours sucks. It was bad enough that I had to work, but of course chef had to make me absolutely misrable. You'd think for one day he could shut his hypocritical born again mouth about how frustrated he is, and how tired he is of teaching...
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wigglefree:
(but inside I'm laughing) no just kidding.
that sucks dude. at least I got a b-day gift for you (and no it isn't a knuckle sandwich)
(but inside I'm laughing) no just kidding.
that sucks dude. at least I got a b-day gift for you (and no it isn't a knuckle sandwich)
nancy_boy:
re: true that
Oh, little boy lost,
takes himself so seriously,
he brags of his misery,
he likes to live dangerously,
and when bringing her name up,
he speaks of a farewell kiss to me..
he's sure got alot of gall,
to be so useless and all,
mutterig small talk at the wall,
while i'm in the hall,
Oh, how can I explain,
it's so hard to get...
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takes himself so seriously,
he brags of his misery,
he likes to live dangerously,
and when bringing her name up,
he speaks of a farewell kiss to me..
he's sure got alot of gall,
to be so useless and all,
mutterig small talk at the wall,
while i'm in the hall,
Oh, how can I explain,
it's so hard to get...
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nancy_boy:
uuuuuh !!! you're a BIG BoY now!!! happy birth day!!(b-day hug) 
figmentation:
happy birthday!
no matter how many sprouts they put on your sandwich, it is enough.... 
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palindrome:
Ya huh.
moki_meeh:
boo i like sprouts ... even in my chow mein
Life is good, the world maybe going to hell in a hand basket, as they say, but that means very little to me. I have decided that th greatest impact I can have on the world is through example, by way of life. No intelectualized solutions, no plans, just live life, enjoy it, and live for now... and I know it's been said before me,...
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nancy_boy:
Sound like communist talk to me 
......."BETTER DEAD THAN RED"
......."BETTER DEAD THAN RED"
palindrome:
*giggle*
Dirty commie!
Dirty commie!