shema

So I've noticed a lot of girls have been posting or have posted in the past their criteria for dating and their stipulations for the "perfect guy". And while I personally do not believe that such a man could ever exist in this reality, I was intrigued by some of the requirements these girls have for said man. Some were very reasonable and simple. Others...
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This is just sad.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110621/ts_yblog_thelookout/man-robs-bank-to-get-medical-care-in-jail

Read this after waking up with my usual inexplicable stinging headache today. I'm thinking....

Today is the first day of summer? Really??? What the fuck man? So what would you call the whole time up until now? Hot spring? Prelude to Hell? I'm gonna have to walk around with an ice pack in my boxers until fucking September to keep my balls from dissolving in this heat. Fuck...

So, I just deactivated my Facebook account. I got tired of seeing stories on the news about Zuckerburg selling my life away to third parties. Plus I hardly use the site anyway. Especially not after becoming a full-fledged member of SG. Even though I know he already has my shit and its too late to do anything about it. I figure I shouldn't keep taking...
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The way I see it if God wanted me to be in shape, he wouldn't have given me a personality. That is all...

At least it started as a good morning. Should have known it wouldn't last long.

Shit! The Atlanta Comic-Con will be here in exactly 3 months! I can't believe I let it slip my mind until now. If I hadn't gotten that message from my friend on Facebook I might have totally forgotten about it. And I promised myself that I would participate this year and mingle with my fellow A-town nerds. But I am without funds or a job...
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It's hot as fuck outside. I mean really hot. 91 fucking degrees at fucking Noon?!?!!? FUCK. I'm not leaving the house again until October. Fuck it.

Getting ready to go to MOTHERFUCKING SIX FLAGS today. I'm so giddy I can barely type, lol. I'll get to be the big kid that I am all day long and no one will give me any weird looks. I'll be in my natural habitat. It's gonna be like releasing a kangaroo back into the wild. I just hope to Jeebus that it does not...
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I just ordered Planet Earth, Life, and Wild Russia on DVD. Nerdgasm! Then I bought another ticket to Six Flags for my cousin, a book I've been waiting to checkout from the library for a good two months, gave my uncle $100 for gas to go pay another bullshit Georgia traffic ticket, paid a bill for my grandmother and paid on my student loans and...
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I love children. Their the only human beings I understand. Because kids don't want anything from you. At least nothing that you can't give them. All they want is a hand to get stuff from high places, a suspect to apprehend when they play hide-and-go-seek, and a linguist to interpret their baby gibberish (which I'm surprisingly good at I might add). I was just thinking...
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