Oh Shema. Why must you be so careless? I had another dissertation-style blog to entertain you all with today. But I had two tabs open on my browser, which were both on SG. And I accidentally closed the one with my new blog in it. Maybe next time I wont try to read responses to my blog, whilst trying to write a blog. I'm blaming...
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meowmers:
Dude, I know. Look up "white screen of death"...apparently its a happening thing.
hemi:
Weekend is going to be so lonely without you! 
NOT!
NOT! Monthly blog time!!
First:
That is hands down the most awesome thing I've ever seen at an X games event. I love extreme sports (and hope that it loves me in return). They really ought to put this shit in the Olympics. Then I'd actually watch the Olympics.
Second: This is the day I finally decide to do my taxes. No fear of an audit...
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First:
That is hands down the most awesome thing I've ever seen at an X games event. I love extreme sports (and hope that it loves me in return). They really ought to put this shit in the Olympics. Then I'd actually watch the Olympics.
Second: This is the day I finally decide to do my taxes. No fear of an audit...
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beezle:
That's a bummer dude, I don't really get the Military. My brother was in the Airforce, so I was always partial because of him. Why don't you go back in the Airforce?
tbars:
I will take your request into consideration. Bigger = Better in accordance to the laws of Shema
I was going to post pictures of me with my honorable discharge (officially free now yay!). And a picture of me, smiling like an idiot with the 100th picture of Lee I've "aquired". I was gonna send it to her as a gift. That's why I don't have a girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen. I also wanted to post a picture of my little cousin. Who...
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hysterian:
thanks! xoxo
briscoe:
aww, thanks 
haha! those are great! and i'm glad you're having a good news day
haha! those are great! and i'm glad you're having a good news day
So I had a conversation with my uncle over what I should do about my current financial "difficulties". He thinks I should rejoin the military. Specifically the Army. I don't know how I feel about that. I was in the Air Force for about 4 years. And that wasn't the best experience of my life by any means. And admittedly it was mostly because of...
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dali:
Thanks Shema!
kewpie:
I'm sorry Shema! Lol! I'm going to try to be on a lot more often
Now I don't usually get involved with the democratic process. But we gotta stop this shit before its too late...
STOP SOPA/PIPA NOW!!!!
Don't let the government take away the last truly free medium of information we have left in this country or hell, in the world for that matter, by passing these bills. Write your congressman. Call your mayor. Go throw your modem at...
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STOP SOPA/PIPA NOW!!!!
Don't let the government take away the last truly free medium of information we have left in this country or hell, in the world for that matter, by passing these bills. Write your congressman. Call your mayor. Go throw your modem at...
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hemi:
RE: FB...dude...how do you know what a plank is.... Do you pole dance too...lol!
Do you pole dance too...lol!
hemi:
Figures!!! But your only helping all those girls put themself through college right? Isn't that there cover story??? Hahaha.
So...we've come to it at last. The day that has long been predicted by nearly every civilized culture and society (with a calendar) since antiquity. January 12, 2012. Shema's birthday.
The ancient Mayans referred to the day as "A day that is of no historical significance or importance of any kind, at all." The ancient Greeks called it "The day we put the trash out...
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The ancient Mayans referred to the day as "A day that is of no historical significance or importance of any kind, at all." The ancient Greeks called it "The day we put the trash out...
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scratamus:
No I gave him something even better 
tbars:
Favorite Starbucks Drinks:
Chai no fat extra hot
Skinny cinnamon dolce extra hot
Those are actually the only two I get. One of each a day. Must be extra hot. I need it to burn a bit going down. Love it!! I give up food over my lattes. They are my main vice!
Chai no fat extra hot
Skinny cinnamon dolce extra hot
Those are actually the only two I get. One of each a day. Must be extra hot. I need it to burn a bit going down. Love it!! I give up food over my lattes. They are my main vice!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, SG!!!!
I wish everyone a great 2012. And I sincerely hope that none of the rounds from the many guns going off outside don't hit the house, lol. Now on to bed so I can go watch the Falcons lose another game at work tomorrow. Gnite!
I wish everyone a great 2012. And I sincerely hope that none of the rounds from the many guns going off outside don't hit the house, lol. Now on to bed so I can go watch the Falcons lose another game at work tomorrow. Gnite!
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hemi:
Happy Birthday!!! OLDIE!
tinkergaloot:
Happy Birthday Shema
I'm facing a dilemma here today. I just discovered something that I can neither explain nor deny has happened (which makes me feel like Pat Robertson at a science convention). And although there are several solutions to this problem, those solutions could present a whole new set of problems in and of itself. It's very weird and honestly kinda freaking me out a bit. I...
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scratamus:
Thank you!!! Same to you
episkey:
Well thank you for sticking with me! Happy New Year!!
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elvera:
no problem! ad het same to you! keep in touch! <3
xheartswornx:
Loser takes off an article of clothing, of course. 
So I've missed seeing Korn, Slipknot, AND Trans-Siberian Orchestra this year. Being broke sucks. That is all...
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hemi:
My eye is back to normal! Whoa!!! I should get the membership thingie next week...I'll email you k? Later doll!
Later doll! 
miadahlia:
Hi back hehe! Hope you have a rocking Christmas 
Well I guess its time for me to update this thing for the last month of the year. I decided I would face my fears today and climb to the back of the dining room/storage area and install our Christmas tree today. I figured the spiders and centipedes would at least wait until I'm done before they attack me. I'm mean it is the holidays...
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hemi:
Okay...should we start the Shema to Seattle or bust fund? I think that's a good idea. LOL. But seriously if you need a place to crash for a few weeks, you can have the sofa. You just gottha share it with my dog and watch out for crazy boys who might show up at my door. But no worries though...I got mad weapons in my place so you can protect yourself. Hahaha. I'll be sending positive thoughts your way. Let's hope you can make it to Seattle by 2012!!!
drusylla:
You're probably one of the few that appreciate it
Happy Thanksgiving, SG. I just ate what had to have been at least 75% of my weight in food. Now I'm going back to put the other 25% in, lol. Hope everyone's day of gluttony has been as mouth-watering and delicious as mine!
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kirin:
There is a guy here I used to have a crush on and while things with the BF were really going downhill I found out he was a friend of my coworker AND a vegetarian AND single AND interested in me! We got to know each other but it was all over when he said Cheez-its are disgusting.
majorboredom:
only until tomorrow.
only until tomorrow.