Sunday Dec 05, 2004

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Ok, so..... I love you guys. Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes. They really made my day biggrin




I bet if you reached total enlightenment while drinking beer, it would make beer squirt out your nose.
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ash:
i missed ur bday, too man ... it suckles.

is your name really shawn? or .. is that the monkey's name?
andromeda:
I hope you had an awesome birthday! What kinda dogs would we have?

Thursday Dec 02, 2004

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There is nothing more frustrating than trying to help someone who won't make an effort to help themselves.

Sometimes I don't know why the fuck I bother.

The more I give, the more people take. The more I care, the more the world shits on me.

Sometimes life is a real bitch.
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claudia:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
claudia:
p.s. that monkey is really cute.

Wednesday Dec 01, 2004

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Yaay! My Cuba trip is all set. I have my tickets and I'm ready to go. I can't actually send any postcards from there, since it's illegal for me to go there, but I'll buy some to bring home.



Probably the worst thing about having King Kong rampid in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.
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sophie:
hello most tremendously cute monkey head. thanks for good feedback day in and day out. and for listening to my endless tales of ridiculous.

hey, this is an opinion question. are my journal postings too full of stuff about me that most people, even those that consider themselves my friends, probably don't give a fuck about?

how do you find the topic that makes people want to talk, rather than the topic that makes people want to stop listening?
groundhog:
It will be good to have you thousands of miles away for a while. smile

Hey, while your there could you please not start an international incident.

Sunday Nov 28, 2004

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lotus:
you can't tell a pretty girl what to do!
tongue
wink
rosemarie:
Thank you for the well-wishes. I will keep you updated and will post a photo of Schlorff as soon as she will let me take one.
Much love to you. kiss

Saturday Nov 27, 2004

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Happy Saturday Bitches.

How is everybody? I'm in the middle of planning a last minute trip to Cuba. What a fucking pain in the ass.
Note to travelers: When planning an international trip, have the sense to do it with more than 2 weeks advance.

I got me a bithday coming up next saturday. Anybody gonna come make an ass of yourself with me?

anyone?...
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loe:
I'm doing better, thanks. And thanks for you comments on my LJ. Youre a sweetie.
kimmi:
Ribbit Ribbit.

Stop being a butt head. YEAH WHAT.

kiss

Wednesday Nov 24, 2004

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I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe. eeek
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_mre_:
I am not quite sure what you are doing for our sweet Kimmi, but keep it up. She is in much higher spirits these past few days.
amelia:
thanks ..I hope you have the same

Monday Nov 22, 2004

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Have you ever wanted to meet someone, and then when you finally do they actually exceed your expectations? It's a great thing when that happens.
I hope everyone else had a great weekend too.



If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
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stitchy:
heee! isn't her tattoo awesome? it's the lovely miss alabama's... are you talking about miss v? wink
nineteen:
awwww, you made me a piccie! tho i have to say it's creepy at first that choco chooses to blink alternately... eeep! but now it's cute... kiss

Sunday Nov 21, 2004

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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit the high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
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schoolgirl:
sooo....how was voltaire dancing, you jerk. sorry I am jealous. wink
sophie:
please dahling, tell us more about the dance of the voltaire. where? when? how? what kind of music? day time or night time? naked or clothed? you apparently have been leaving salacious little hints all over your friends journals and so we come here looking for the full story and.... give us the goods!

i am still in love with your profile pic. me and Brie apparently want to make out with that cute little dude. or maybe not make out. maybe just cuddle with. talk to. get to know. heh.

blush

Friday Nov 19, 2004

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When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.

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groundhog:
tongue Go fuck a chicken tongue

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bracket:
wow thank u anyhow!!!
this is weird...amazon sux.... puke

Wednesday Nov 17, 2004

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Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
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gadget:
how did you know?
groundhog:
It5's a darn fine album butthead

Tuesday Nov 16, 2004

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Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.
groundhog:
umm...I don't know about that tongue
gadget:
gargle?


what kind of mouthwash would you be using?

or would you be gargling chocolate milk.

I used to love to do that.

Monday Nov 15, 2004

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It really pisses me off when I go to the trouble of cooking about 100 drumsticks, then the guy at SeaWorld says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins, they eat fish."
Sure they eat fish, if that's all you feed them.
Wise up man!
mad
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mariposa:
Thank you so much! Its always nice to get criticism...especially when its good. ^_^
kimmi:
Hello!

I never thought of feeding chicken to dolphins...but I haven't been around one to think about it.
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